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Gledaj, gledaj,
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Foofa je došao.
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Ovdje je s pričom, požuri.
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Život je slika (film).
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Svi smo mi glumci.
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Rahu-Ketu su dva redatelja.
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to je u redu,
ali tko su ti Rahu Ketu?
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Hej, klatno sata!
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Poslušajte priču i svirajte bubanj.
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Kao vrhnje za bućenje
u loncu daje fini maslac,
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Isto tako, ocean se uzburkao
u potrazi za Amritom (nektarom).
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Odlučeno je da bogovi
i demoni bi radili zajedno,
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I što god Amrit izašao,
oboje bi popili svaki gutljaj.
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Pijuckajući,
svi ćemo postati moćni,
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I ti ćeš postati besmrtan, Bože,
i mi ćemo također postati besmrtni.
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I mi ćemo postati besmrtni, o Bože.
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Ali bogovi su mislili,
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Ako demoni postanu besmrtni,
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Kako će onda svijet funkcionirati?
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Zato je Gospod Vishnu rekao,
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bez obzira na sve
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pustit ćemo samo Bogove da piju
Amrit.
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to je u redu,
ali tko su ti Rahu-Ketu?
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Hej, klatno sata!
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Priča nije gotova,
Sviraj bubanj!
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Svi su se pripremili
piti Amrit,
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Gospodin Vishnu je tada promijenio svoj oblik
i postala lijepa žena.
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Nazvala se Mohini,
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I počeo posluživati nektar.
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Vidjeti Mohinijevu ljepotu,
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Svi su demoni poludjeli.
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Počeli su plesati
nakon pijenja i jela,
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Demoni su se pretvorili u petarde.
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Među njima je bio 'atom',
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Čije je ime bilo Swarbhanu.
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Došao je prerušen u Boga,
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Ulazak u zonu 'zabranjenog ulaska'.
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Ostavljajući po strani čaj,
kava i kolači,
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Ispio je Amrit licem u lice.
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Gospodin Vishnu zavrtio je svoju čakru (disk),
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I odsjekao mu glavu
s torza, brate.
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Radi javnog informiranja,
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Njih dvoje su postali Rahu-Ketu!
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Rahu plete mrežu iluzije,
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Ketu hoda duhovnim putem.
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Jedan stabilizira, drugi odvlači pažnju,
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Zajedno su oboje stvorili priču.
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Stvorite priču, stvorite priču,
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Vesla čamca života,
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Sve se oslanja na njih.
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Ali oboje su samo kometi.
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Oboje su samo kometi.
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Prava stvar je tvoja karma, draga!
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Prava stvar je tvoja karma, draga!
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Prava stvar je tvoja karma, draga!
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Prava stvar je tvoja karma, draga!
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Prava stvar je tvoja karma, draga.
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Prava stvar je tvoja karma, draga.
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Ovdje su dragi mog srca,
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moji slatkiši su ovdje.
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Apsolutno sam znao
Ovdje bih ispričao tvoju priču
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i vas dvoje biste se pojavili.
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Ono što je Himachal nekada bio,
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a što međunarodni narkomani
pretvorili u?
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Ranije su u svakoj kući rasli orasi,
jabuke, šipak.
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i sada,
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uzgajaju se kanabis i trava.
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Kvragu, otvorili su hotel
na svakom uglu,
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voda u rijekama
ovdje se osušio,
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a svijet dolazi u planine
da im operu stražnjicu.
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Dosta je dosta.
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Hajde, moramo započeti igru.
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Igra.
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Igra.
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tko je to
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Tko je tatin sin?
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Očev sin je brat.
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Tko je sinova žena?
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To je šogorica.
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Tko je šogoričin svekar?
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To je otac, tko si ti?
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Onda je došao tvoj otac,
otvori vrata.
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Foofa.
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Foofa.
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Moj svetac.
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Moj učitelj.
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„Gdje si nestao?
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Neću te sada pustiti!"
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"Dhoti se pocijepao, počele su nevolje.
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"Sada popij ovu tamnu kolu.
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„Prejeo si se;
sada tražite tablete za probavu."
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Zaboravite tabletu za probavu,
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vaš će Churu čak i uzeti
revolverski metak!
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Ali ovaj put te neću pustiti.
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Učenik je vidio sajam,
sad pleši, ljuljaj se, ljuljaj se...
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Idi i poljubi pojas moga djevera,
prije moje.
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Je li i šogor došao?
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Podsjeća me na moju bivšu djevojku.
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Prvi put u životu,
Napravio sam veliku grešku
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slušajući vas.
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moje?
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vi?
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koji?
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Slušao sam te samo jednom.
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I ostao zarobljen.
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Prerušeni blagoslov, sine moj.
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Što god se dogodi
ili je suđeno da se dogodi,
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je već napisano.
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Svi se samo igramo
iz onoga što je napisano.
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Foofa, je li potrebno razgovarati
u zagonetkama cijelo vrijeme?
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Život je samo zagonetka.
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Ova glinena lutka trči
na dah ega.
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U trenutku kada taj dah ode,
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ta lutka se vraća u prah.
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Izvolite.
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Odgovor na jednu zagonetku
s drugom zagonetkom.
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Gdje je ta zagonetka?
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Dnevnik?
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- Ovo je korijen svih mojih nevolja.
- da
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- Poklonio si mi ga, zar ne?
- da
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Rekao si kakvu god priču u njoj napišem
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- ostvarit će se.
- da
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Tako sam stvorio dva lika
po imenu Rahu i Ketu
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Napisao sam ih.
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Stvorio sam ih ovdje
i tamo su se pojavili u Manaliju.
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Oh!
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Onda sam im napravio jinxe.
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Misleći na njihov utjecaj
na loše ljude bi
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okončati korupciju u Himachalu.
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Pokušao sam napraviti atomsku bombu,
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ali pokazalo se da su to obične prskalice.
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Ovi bezvrijedni tipovi lutaju
ulicama Kullu-Manalija.
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Oh, oh, Sharma Ji.
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Kakvu si divnu kuću sagradio!
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Jaki krovovi, izgleda kao ljetnikovac.
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Neka nitko ne baci zlo oko.
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Može čak i onaj sa
zlo oko bilo blagoslovljeno.
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- Sine!
- Hmm?
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Morat ćete uzeti i malo laddua.
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- Da, apsolutno.
- Ovdje,
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zasladiš i usta.
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Oprosti, ujače.
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Jinx.
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Trči, trči, trči, uhvati ih.
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Prijatelj.
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Kako je lijepo vrijeme, čovječe.
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Donesi mi vrući čaj.
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Bit će nevjerojatno.
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Oh, ne ne.
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Nemojte im služiti.
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Izbaci ove baksuze.
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Hmm, Ketu, nije tu
malo manje šećera u čaju?
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Prijatelju, daj mi malo šećera, čovječe.
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prokletstva.
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O baksuzima!
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Razbili su mi restoran.
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Stani, zgrabi te bitange!
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Hej, problem nije u dnevniku,
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to je s tvojim pisanjem.
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Mislili ste da ćete iskorijeniti korupciju
pisanjem ova dva prazna,
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bezvrijedni likovi?
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Budalo, trudiš se
dublje mjeriti korupciju
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nego ocean dok sjedi
na planinskom vrhuncu.
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Past ćeš u jarak, idiote.
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Priče se ne prave
od živih leševa.
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Moraš disati
duša u njih.
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Morat ćeš disati sjene
jinxa u vaša dva Rahu-Ketusa.
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Postavio sam cijelu igru.
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Vidi, vidi.
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Odakle si donio ovu nevolju?
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Nije nevolja (bala), to je umjetnost (kala).
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Ovo dvoje su takvi ekscentrici
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koji će učiniti vaš
napisana priča besmrtna.
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O čovječe, Foofa,
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ovi zemaljski Rahu-Ketus
već su izvan kontrole.
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Sad si donio
planete zasebno.
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Tko će njima upravljati?
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Moramo napraviti priču,
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ne nered (khichdi).
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Ne nered, kiseli krastavac (achar).
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Tikva, tikva, mango kiseli krastavac,
jedi kruh i podrigni.
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Jedna priča, četiri lika,
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ludilo, nema granica.
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Što to govoriš, čovječe?
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a?
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Tip je dobio rime.
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Sad će i on dobiti napisano.
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Vidiš, slušaj me pažljivo.
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Želite li napredovati
priča o Rahu-Ketu ili ne?
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Želim to unaprijediti.
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želite li
iskorijeniti korupciju ili ne?
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Želim to iskorijeniti.
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Onda samo učini što ti kažem.
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Nastavite ispunjavati prazan dnevnik.
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Sajam Ramleela,
i Rabri je tu,
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Taadkin ego,
šefov turban, znaš,
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Rahu i Ketu su bacali
njih točno dolje.
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Doći će, doći će.
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- Doći će baka Taadka.
- Bit će vidljivi samo grešnicima,
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- Doći će, doći će.
- oni će boraviti u njihovim kartama rođenja.
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Ja sam Taadka, Ravanina baka.
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Moja žrtva
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ne mogu ni moliti za vodu
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Sund je moj gospodar
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Ja sam njegov skrbnik.
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Moja figura je kao Disha Patani.
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Oye, dođi i vidi,
vidi moju ubojitu mladost.
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Ovdje su!
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Trči, trči.
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Rahu i Ketu su stigli!
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Trči, trči.
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Baksuzi su ovdje, bježite!
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Trči, trči.
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kletve.
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Odakle ti Rahu-Ketu ovdje?
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- Trči i zamotaj ga.
- O brate, ova ghagra.
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- Moja iznajmljena ghagra.
- O brate Ravane, pusti me da sjednem.
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Slava Gospodinu Ramu!
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Ravan, brate, čekaj me.
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Zdravo, bako.
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Jedite Chhole koji je hrskav.
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Grešnik.
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Grešnik.
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Grešnik.
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Grešnik.
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Grešnik.
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Ispovijedam sve svoje grijehe.
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Bavio sam se uzgojem kanabisa
za 25 godina.
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00:16:26,511 --> 00:16:29,386
Ne samo da sam dobila djecu
ovisan o kanabisu,
230
00:16:29,927 --> 00:16:32,802
ali sam od njih napravio i trgovce drogom.
231
00:16:33,636 --> 00:16:36,386
Mnogo sam djece upropastio.
232
00:16:37,219 --> 00:16:39,677
Molim te oprosti moje grijehe. Molim.
233
00:16:41,136 --> 00:16:42,136
Oh,
234
00:16:42,511 --> 00:16:44,051
Tko vam opskrbljuje djecu?
235
00:16:44,052 --> 00:16:47,469
To je Ramlila casting
redatelj, Bunty Bhatia.
236
00:16:47,636 --> 00:16:48,636
On to čini.
237
00:16:49,011 --> 00:16:51,677
Pretvara se da uči djecu glumi,
238
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,802
ali on ih čini trgovcima drogom.
239
00:16:55,802 --> 00:16:57,677
Kako će moje krvarenje stati?
240
00:16:58,552 --> 00:17:00,052
Trebam li ti reći, trebam li ti reći?
241
00:17:00,677 --> 00:17:03,968
hej Slomi brk crnoj mački
i stavi ga pod jezik
242
00:17:03,969 --> 00:17:06,426
i lupi glavom o ovakav kamen,
ovo, ovo, tri puta.
243
00:17:06,427 --> 00:17:08,594
- Kako?
- Ovako, ovako.
244
00:17:08,886 --> 00:17:10,593
Točno, krvarenje će prestati.
245
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,177
i slušaj,
246
00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:15,177
Prije čupanja kose,
dobiti pristanak mačke.
247
00:17:15,386 --> 00:17:16,761
Mačka je dama,
248
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,802
a vrlo je važno
uzeti pristanak dame.
249
00:17:19,969 --> 00:17:21,552
Ne znači ne.
250
00:17:22,636 --> 00:17:24,052
Da, kako?
251
00:17:24,427 --> 00:17:25,511
Kako, čovječe?
252
00:17:27,052 --> 00:17:28,219
- O, Ketu?
- da
253
00:17:28,344 --> 00:17:30,802
Izgleda kao teta Taadka
je imao kokošji napad.
254
00:17:31,011 --> 00:17:32,636
Hej, nije napad kokoši, čovječe,
255
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:33,844
To je srčani udar.
256
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,802
I kokoš ima srce,
zar ne brate?
257
00:17:35,927 --> 00:17:36,843
- da
- Zašto onda razbijaš
258
00:17:36,844 --> 00:17:38,011
svoje srce govoreći ovo?
259
00:17:38,386 --> 00:17:39,843
Hej, je li pile
ili čovjek,
260
00:17:39,844 --> 00:17:42,051
mora postojati srce
da se dogodi napad, zar ne?
261
00:17:42,052 --> 00:17:44,551
I umjesto srca,
ona ima onu zmijsku jazbinu.
262
00:17:44,552 --> 00:17:45,510
Vučeš bilo što...
263
00:17:45,511 --> 00:17:46,968
- Hej, uvijek se ovako dogodi.
- Oh, Ketu?
264
00:17:46,969 --> 00:17:47,886
Da.
265
00:17:48,094 --> 00:17:49,093
Je li baka otišla?
266
00:17:49,094 --> 00:17:51,677
Oh, lonac pun, osoba gotova.
267
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,344
gospodine,
268
00:18:04,969 --> 00:18:07,176
Još od jinxa ovih
dva su pala na naše selo,
269
00:18:07,177 --> 00:18:09,386
neko brdo nevolja
stalno nas snalazi
270
00:18:09,594 --> 00:18:11,511
Ranije jesu
počiniti manju nepodopštinu.
271
00:18:11,844 --> 00:18:13,301
Ponekad bi rušili
nečija trgovina,
272
00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:14,843
ponekad nečija kuća.
273
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,136
Ali sada su prešli granicu.
274
00:18:17,011 --> 00:18:18,261
Ubili su seoskog glavara.
275
00:18:18,802 --> 00:18:20,969
Da brate,
kako se zovete
276
00:18:21,261 --> 00:18:22,676
Ovo je Ketu, ovo je Rahu.
277
00:18:22,677 --> 00:18:24,802
U redu, Rahu-Ketu.
278
00:18:25,052 --> 00:18:26,136
Što stavljate iza (prezime)?
279
00:18:26,386 --> 00:18:27,343
Iza?
280
00:18:27,344 --> 00:18:29,511
Oh, kad dobijemo osip od vrućine
ljeti,
281
00:18:29,636 --> 00:18:30,677
stavljamo puder.
282
00:18:30,802 --> 00:18:32,177
I gorušičino ulje zimi.
283
00:18:32,302 --> 00:18:33,301
Ne pričaj gluposti.
284
00:18:33,302 --> 00:18:34,719
Reci mi tko je ubio truplo?
285
00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:36,510
Tko je ubio glavara sela?
286
00:18:36,511 --> 00:18:38,469
Nismo učinili ništa.
287
00:18:38,719 --> 00:18:40,927
Seoski glavar je ubijen
vlastitim nedjelima.
288
00:18:41,052 --> 00:18:42,760
A on nije bio običan seoski glavar.
289
00:18:42,761 --> 00:18:44,302
Bio je šef korupcije.
290
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,468
Sav novac koji je dobio
za EKG aparate,
291
00:18:46,469 --> 00:18:48,593
potratio ga je na poglavičinu ženu.
292
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:49,386
Što?
293
00:18:50,136 --> 00:18:50,926
Champakali?
294
00:18:50,927 --> 00:18:51,844
Varate!
295
00:18:51,969 --> 00:18:53,386
I nadalje, šefe,
296
00:18:53,552 --> 00:18:55,969
tvoj sin nije tvoj,
on je glavarski sin.
297
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,719
Seoski načelniče, recite cijelu istinu.
298
00:18:58,552 --> 00:18:59,344
tata,
299
00:18:59,719 --> 00:19:01,761
- Zar ti nisi moj otac?
- Ja sam tvoj otac.
300
00:19:03,302 --> 00:19:06,968
Kako si nas mogao ostaviti?
301
00:19:06,969 --> 00:19:08,427
kvragu,
302
00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:10,510
nije ni čudo što sam pomislio
lice mu nalikuje na
303
00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:12,719
Sarpanch (glava)
a ne Mukhija (poglavar).
304
00:19:13,594 --> 00:19:14,552
Isti.
305
00:19:14,844 --> 00:19:16,177
Drži se stvari.
306
00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:18,636
Nismo došli ovamo slušati
na popustljivosti seoskog glavara.
307
00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:21,261
Ako želiš nešto reći,
pričati o baksuzima.
308
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,511
Ovo dvoje su tako loši znakovi
309
00:19:23,677 --> 00:19:26,344
da su jednom smjestili svoje
ruku na glavu mog bizona.
310
00:19:27,136 --> 00:19:28,844
Od tada jadničak
je davala podsireno mlijeko.
311
00:19:30,094 --> 00:19:32,594
Gospođo, nemojte to govoriti.
312
00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:35,135
Ranije se njezino mlijeko prodavalo za Rs. 50 kilogram.
313
00:19:35,136 --> 00:19:38,635
Sada panir napravljen od toga
usireno mlijeko prodaje se za Rs. 400 za kilogram.
314
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,385
Koristili smo vam, zar ne?
315
00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:42,552
Trebao bi nam biti zahvalan.
316
00:19:43,261 --> 00:19:44,010
Vidi, stvar je u tome,
317
00:19:44,011 --> 00:19:46,593
čak i ako se naš rad čini
bizarno u početku,
318
00:19:46,594 --> 00:19:49,635
na kraju, svačiji
u njemu se krije blagostanje.
319
00:19:49,636 --> 00:19:50,385
razumiješ?
320
00:19:50,386 --> 00:19:53,718
Ako budemo uništeni na početku,
što će ostati do kraja?
321
00:19:53,719 --> 00:19:55,718
Ali zašto sve to radiš?
322
00:19:55,719 --> 00:19:57,469
Mi to ne radimo.
323
00:19:57,636 --> 00:19:59,844
Netko drugi nas tjera na to.
324
00:20:00,094 --> 00:20:03,218
Iza naših djela,
postoji tuđa ruka.
325
00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:04,510
Reci mi, reci mi sada,
326
00:20:04,511 --> 00:20:06,135
čija je ruka u ovome,
reci mi sve sada.
327
00:20:06,136 --> 00:20:08,760
ne znam, čovječe,
i sami smo u nevolji.
328
00:20:08,761 --> 00:20:11,676
Ne znamo kada, gdje,
i kako se ta ruka ušulja
329
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:12,801
i tjera nas da radimo što.
330
00:20:12,802 --> 00:20:14,594
Nema problema, reći ću ti.
331
00:20:18,052 --> 00:20:19,343
Sada, iza ovoga nije moja ruka,
332
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,344
ali moja štapićeva ruka.
333
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,676
Natjerao me na to.
334
00:20:21,677 --> 00:20:23,385
Slušajte oboje,
335
00:20:23,386 --> 00:20:25,593
spakiraj svoje torbe i odlazi odavde.
336
00:20:25,594 --> 00:20:27,636
inače,
Ja ću ih (boriti se) oboje!
337
00:20:27,802 --> 00:20:28,594
Što?
338
00:20:29,219 --> 00:20:30,511
(boriti se govoriti) učiniti to.
339
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,302
Što ćeš učiniti?
340
00:20:50,802 --> 00:20:52,594
Stop.
341
00:20:53,511 --> 00:20:55,886
Stop.
342
00:20:57,469 --> 00:20:58,760
Vidi, vidi.
343
00:20:58,761 --> 00:20:59,968
Svi smo vidjeli, zar ne?
344
00:20:59,969 --> 00:21:02,051
Jesmo li što učinili?
Nismo ništa napravili, zar ne?
345
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,426
Uvijek netko drugi to radi,
Uz to se veže naše ime.
346
00:21:04,427 --> 00:21:08,136
Želiš dokaz.
Dokaz je vidljiv, vidljiv.
347
00:21:15,719 --> 00:21:20,427
Duhovi i duhovi nikad se ne približavaju,
kada se čuje ime Mahaveera.
348
00:21:20,677 --> 00:21:22,969
Ketu. Gotovo?
349
00:21:24,594 --> 00:21:25,594
On je tamo.
350
00:21:31,427 --> 00:21:32,219
teta.
351
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,594
To je to!
352
00:21:48,136 --> 00:21:50,218
Zgnječio si luk punčom.
353
00:21:50,219 --> 00:21:52,135
Nastavio kuhati rajčice
dok se nisu pretvorili u ugljen.
354
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:55,135
Daj mi nešto za jelo,
brate Jako sam gladan.
355
00:21:55,136 --> 00:21:57,218
Oh, mješavina začina je spremna.
356
00:21:57,219 --> 00:21:59,969
Sada ako samo neki leteći panier
bi sletio u ovaj wok.
357
00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:02,510
Tvoj brat će te hraniti Shahi Paneer.
358
00:22:02,511 --> 00:22:03,677
Značenje?
359
00:22:04,177 --> 00:22:04,968
Paneer će doletjeti.
360
00:22:04,969 --> 00:22:06,385
Upast će u
lonac točno takav.
361
00:22:06,386 --> 00:22:07,344
Zašto ne?
362
00:22:07,802 --> 00:22:08,551
sine,
363
00:22:08,552 --> 00:22:09,968
ako je mješavina začina napravljena sa srcem,
364
00:22:09,969 --> 00:22:11,469
paneer će sam odletjeti u wok.
365
00:22:11,636 --> 00:22:12,635
Ti samo pogledaj gore,
366
00:22:12,636 --> 00:22:14,386
paneer će pasti od tamo.
367
00:22:15,219 --> 00:22:16,468
Brate, takvo samopouzdanje.
368
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,302
To ne prazni um, zar ne?
369
00:22:18,469 --> 00:22:20,719
Zaboravi um,
drži se srca.
370
00:22:21,636 --> 00:22:24,636
Vidi, onaj koji je dao želudac
također će dati paneer.
371
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:25,802
Radite samo jednu stvar.
372
00:22:26,719 --> 00:22:27,718
Stanite na glupu točku.
373
00:22:27,719 --> 00:22:29,135
- Spreman za hvatanje.
- U redu.
374
00:22:29,136 --> 00:22:31,343
Evo Rahua na glupom mjestu.
375
00:22:31,344 --> 00:22:32,844
Spreman za hvatanje.
376
00:22:32,969 --> 00:22:36,261
Obje ruke van
i pažnja ovdje gore,
377
00:22:36,427 --> 00:22:39,636
i slušaj, uhvati ga prije nego odskoči,
ili će se zaprljati.
378
00:22:39,844 --> 00:22:42,427
Ruke gore.
379
00:22:44,386 --> 00:22:46,093
I koja je ovo glupa poanta?
380
00:22:46,094 --> 00:22:49,177
Sine, glupa točka počinje točno
od točke na kojoj stojite.
381
00:22:49,386 --> 00:22:50,261
- Huh.
- da
382
00:22:52,677 --> 00:22:53,719
Glupa poenta?
383
00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:55,677
Ketu.
384
00:22:56,094 --> 00:22:56,802
Da.
385
00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:58,676
tko smo mi
386
00:22:58,677 --> 00:22:59,468
Ne znam, čovječe.
387
00:22:59,469 --> 00:23:01,052
Molim te podigni ruke, čovječe.
388
00:23:04,011 --> 00:23:05,052
Ne, mislim
389
00:23:05,386 --> 00:23:06,593
Odakle smo došli?
390
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:07,635
Došli smo iz mamine utrobe, čovječe.
391
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,593
Molim te podigni ruke, čovječe.
392
00:23:09,594 --> 00:23:10,760
Ispustit ćeš ulov.
393
00:23:10,761 --> 00:23:12,260
To me podsjetilo
394
00:23:12,261 --> 00:23:16,218
znaš li da postoji država
zove Egipat u dalekoj džungli?
395
00:23:16,219 --> 00:23:17,177
Eto, brate,
396
00:23:17,386 --> 00:23:19,968
očevi djece postaju
mumije nakon što umru.
397
00:23:19,969 --> 00:23:21,135
Zamisli, čovječe,
398
00:23:21,136 --> 00:23:23,552
imaju dvije mumije
a nemamo ni jednu.
399
00:23:28,011 --> 00:23:29,385
Hej, mamin sine.
400
00:23:29,386 --> 00:23:30,219
Stoj tiho.
401
00:23:30,344 --> 00:23:32,093
Inače, paneer koji dolazi,
vratit će se.
402
00:23:32,094 --> 00:23:33,593
Čovječe, molim te podigni ruke.
403
00:23:33,594 --> 00:23:34,844
Čovječe, obrati pozornost tamo gore.
404
00:23:36,636 --> 00:23:38,386
Tko piše ovu sudbinu?
405
00:23:46,844 --> 00:23:48,344
Kako se ovaj panier pretvorio u kokoš?
406
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:49,927
Uspio si? Jinx.
407
00:23:50,052 --> 00:23:52,551
Kvocao si kao
pile od tada.
408
00:23:52,552 --> 00:23:53,677
Tako je brate.
409
00:23:53,844 --> 00:23:55,302
Kad je sudbina puna gorčine.
410
00:23:55,427 --> 00:23:57,136
Kako ćete ga dobiti?
Panir pakore.
411
00:24:00,969 --> 00:24:02,802
Vegetarijanci.
412
00:24:03,844 --> 00:24:06,177
O, Foofa. Foofa.
413
00:24:11,136 --> 00:24:11,843
Foofa.
414
00:24:11,844 --> 00:24:13,844
Hej, što se dogodilo, sine?
415
00:24:16,386 --> 00:24:17,386
Foofa.
416
00:24:18,594 --> 00:24:20,427
- Postoji obrat u priči.
- Što?
417
00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:23,636
Počela su ona dva Rahu-Ketu
postavljajući sebi pitanja.
418
00:24:23,969 --> 00:24:24,969
Koja pitanja?
419
00:24:25,094 --> 00:24:26,301
Isti, tko su oni?
420
00:24:26,302 --> 00:24:28,594
Odakle su došli?
Tko su im roditelji?
421
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:32,969
Foofa, ovo nisam ni ja napisao
pitanja u njihovoj sudbini.
422
00:24:33,677 --> 00:24:34,760
Toga se bojim
423
00:24:34,761 --> 00:24:36,969
ako nastave postavljati ova pitanja
424
00:24:37,636 --> 00:24:38,926
i dođi do mene, onda...
425
00:24:38,927 --> 00:24:40,636
Tada će biti jako teško.
426
00:24:41,094 --> 00:24:44,218
Vaša će priča iskliznuti
vaših ruku čak i prije nego što počne.
427
00:24:44,219 --> 00:24:45,969
Otići će u tuđe ruke.
428
00:24:46,094 --> 00:24:49,261
Čak će i tvoja priča završiti
prije nego počne.
429
00:24:49,386 --> 00:24:50,469
Foofa, ja...
430
00:24:51,469 --> 00:24:52,802
to ja pitam.
Što da radimo?
431
00:24:53,094 --> 00:24:54,136
Nazovimo ideju.
432
00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:05,469
Došlo je.
433
00:25:06,636 --> 00:25:08,718
Toliko ih zapetljati
u mreži iluzije
434
00:25:08,719 --> 00:25:11,552
da nemaju vremena za razmišljanje
ili razumjeti o sebi.
435
00:25:13,677 --> 00:25:16,844
- Upoznaj ih s Mordechaijem.
- Beskičmenjački pisac.
436
00:25:19,761 --> 00:25:21,386
Hej, nemoj odmah prijeći na stvar.
437
00:25:21,594 --> 00:25:22,802
Idite zaobilaznim putem.
438
00:25:23,011 --> 00:25:24,844
Učinite priču malo zanimljivijom.
439
00:25:25,427 --> 00:25:26,927
Dodajte mu malo začina i okusa.
440
00:25:27,761 --> 00:25:29,051
Pokažite dječake kako plešu i pjevaju.
441
00:25:29,052 --> 00:25:30,551
Upoznajte ih sa seksi djevojkama
442
00:25:30,552 --> 00:25:32,011
i slomiti im srca.
443
00:25:33,511 --> 00:25:36,093
Djevojka u njihovim životima.
444
00:25:36,094 --> 00:25:37,344
budalo jedna!
445
00:25:39,594 --> 00:25:42,261
Uzmi ova dva đinksa
u djevojčin život.
446
00:25:43,261 --> 00:25:44,510
Oni će ući u njezin život.
447
00:25:44,511 --> 00:25:45,843
Oni će raširiti baksuz.
448
00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:46,744
Dogodit će se jednostrana ljubav.
449
00:25:46,896 --> 00:25:50,021
Srca će se slomiti,
bit će drame, sukoba,
450
00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:52,657
a tvoja će priča
nastavi naprijed.
451
00:26:09,386 --> 00:26:11,719
U trenutku kada mjehurići uđu unutra,
452
00:26:11,886 --> 00:26:13,551
izlazi umjetnik.
453
00:26:13,552 --> 00:26:14,635
- Je li?
- Pogledaj ovo.
454
00:26:14,636 --> 00:26:15,510
Da.
455
00:26:15,511 --> 00:26:17,386
Sinoć sam vidio san.
456
00:26:17,511 --> 00:26:18,469
Što?
457
00:26:18,802 --> 00:26:19,886
brate,
458
00:26:21,011 --> 00:26:22,635
Lijepa djevojka na konju.
459
00:26:22,636 --> 00:26:23,468
Oh.
460
00:26:23,469 --> 00:26:24,926
Boja konja bila je bijela.
461
00:26:24,927 --> 00:26:25,718
Oh.
462
00:26:25,719 --> 00:26:27,760
Djevojka je pocrvenjela ugledavši me.
463
00:26:27,761 --> 00:26:28,551
hej
464
00:26:28,552 --> 00:26:31,010
Brate, stanje mi se zaoštrilo.
465
00:26:31,011 --> 00:26:32,469
tijesno.
466
00:26:32,636 --> 00:26:34,051
- Upravo tada...
- da
467
00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:35,760
Konj joj se spotakne.
468
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:36,635
Što?
469
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:38,802
Djevojka, poskakuje u zrak.
470
00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:39,235
Oh.
471
00:26:39,236 --> 00:26:43,426
Ovako, ovako,
ovako, ona se diže.
472
00:26:43,427 --> 00:26:47,302
A ja trčim iza
ona s mojom ovakvom torbom,
473
00:26:47,469 --> 00:26:50,801
a onda je odjednom samo
pada ravno u moju torbu.
474
00:26:50,802 --> 00:26:53,136
Wow!
475
00:26:53,427 --> 00:26:54,844
Nevjerojatno.
476
00:26:54,969 --> 00:26:58,510
Brate, napravio sam sliku
baš tog sna na ovoj stijeni.
477
00:26:58,511 --> 00:26:59,218
Ovaj.
478
00:26:59,219 --> 00:27:00,469
Gledaj brate.
479
00:27:03,177 --> 00:27:04,136
Gdje je sada ta djevojka?
480
00:27:04,261 --> 00:27:05,261
Evo je, brate.
481
00:27:05,427 --> 00:27:07,594
Pogledajte njezinu dugu, raspuštenu kosu.
482
00:27:08,011 --> 00:27:09,344
A konj?
483
00:27:09,469 --> 00:27:11,261
Evo konja brate
to je konjski rep.
484
00:27:11,427 --> 00:27:12,718
Hej, to je bila djevojčina kosa, zar ne?
485
00:27:12,719 --> 00:27:14,135
Kako je postao konjski rep?
486
00:27:14,136 --> 00:27:15,593
Zar ne znate?
487
00:27:15,594 --> 00:27:18,302
Dolazi konjski rep
iz djevojačke kose.
488
00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:20,260
Zovu ga konjski rep.
489
00:27:20,261 --> 00:27:21,469
- Stvarno?
- da
490
00:27:22,011 --> 00:27:22,969
Pomakni se u stranu.
491
00:27:23,844 --> 00:27:24,802
a gdje si ti
492
00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:26,052
Evo me brate.
493
00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:28,136
Trčanje za letećom djevojkom
s otvorenom torbom.
494
00:27:28,261 --> 00:27:29,468
Hej, to je bio konj, čovječe.
495
00:27:29,469 --> 00:27:30,302
Kako si to postao ti?
496
00:27:30,469 --> 00:27:31,302
Bio je to konj.
497
00:27:31,469 --> 00:27:32,552
Sad sam ja.
498
00:27:32,761 --> 00:27:35,052
Oni ovo zovu moderna umjetnost,
499
00:27:35,594 --> 00:27:36,676
nećeš razumjeti, čovječe.
500
00:27:36,677 --> 00:27:38,718
Čovjek, M.F. Hussainova papuča.
501
00:27:38,719 --> 00:27:40,261
Postao si umjetnik, čovječe.
502
00:27:40,427 --> 00:27:41,176
nevjerojatno!
503
00:27:41,177 --> 00:27:43,719
Kakav komad, Rahu!
504
00:27:44,177 --> 00:27:45,094
Wow!
505
00:27:45,927 --> 00:27:46,927
br.
506
00:28:00,594 --> 00:28:03,926
Ma daj!
507
00:28:03,927 --> 00:28:06,801
Hej, jesi li vidio
konjski rep, vidio si?
508
00:28:06,802 --> 00:28:08,177
- Ketu?
- da
509
00:28:09,677 --> 00:28:11,677
Ona je ta, čovječe,
510
00:28:12,219 --> 00:28:14,261
koji mi je došao u san.
511
00:28:14,636 --> 00:28:15,677
hej
512
00:28:16,219 --> 00:28:17,551
Idi k njoj.
513
00:28:17,552 --> 00:28:18,551
Hajde, trči.
514
00:28:18,552 --> 00:28:20,260
Brate, ali gdje je njen konj?
515
00:28:20,261 --> 00:28:22,093
Hej, što je s konjem?
Otišao je pasti travu, čovječe.
516
00:28:22,094 --> 00:28:22,968
Ti idi.
517
00:28:22,969 --> 00:28:24,969
Došla je baciti ti u torbu.
518
00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:25,760
hajde
519
00:28:25,761 --> 00:28:27,552
Budi muško, napadaj.
520
00:28:51,052 --> 00:28:53,552
Napuni vreću, vreću,
521
00:28:53,844 --> 00:28:59,801
napuni vreću, vreću, napuni vreću,
vreća, napuni vreću, vreća, napuni je.
522
00:28:59,802 --> 00:29:02,968
Hej, ošamarit ću te i napraviti
tvoji psi ne uspijevaju, jasno?
523
00:29:02,969 --> 00:29:04,677
Zar te nije sram prosjačenja?
524
00:29:05,219 --> 00:29:06,593
Čuo sam za papige koje su odletjele.
525
00:29:06,594 --> 00:29:07,968
Od kada su psi počeli propadati?
526
00:29:07,969 --> 00:29:08,885
Brat.
527
00:29:08,886 --> 00:29:11,094
Idu li sada i psi u školu?
528
00:29:11,552 --> 00:29:12,761
Samo slušaj
529
00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:15,802
U lice izgledaš potpuno isto.
530
00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:19,927
hej
531
00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:21,760
Joj!
532
00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:23,136
Gospodin.
533
00:29:27,469 --> 00:29:29,051
Izgleda kao konj
ostao bez benzina.
534
00:29:29,052 --> 00:29:30,344
Hoćemo li ga pogurati?
535
00:29:33,594 --> 00:29:36,261
Zašto bacate novac
na žuti benzin
536
00:29:36,386 --> 00:29:37,427
u doba zelene energije?
537
00:29:37,594 --> 00:29:38,218
Značenje?
538
00:29:38,219 --> 00:29:40,344
Što znači, prodaj ovaj stari bicikl,
539
00:29:40,511 --> 00:29:43,176
dodati još malo novca,
i kupiti konja.
540
00:29:43,177 --> 00:29:45,551
Ono što se tiče konja je,
dat će vam besplatne vožnje
541
00:29:45,552 --> 00:29:47,636
i također postati
stroj za tiskanje novca.
542
00:29:49,052 --> 00:29:51,719
Stroj za tiskanje novca,
konj, da, kako to?
543
00:29:51,886 --> 00:29:52,802
Recite nam.
544
00:29:53,219 --> 00:29:54,344
Ovako je
545
00:29:54,552 --> 00:29:56,551
da konj ni
pije žuti benzin,
546
00:29:56,552 --> 00:29:58,010
niti ispušta crni dim,
547
00:29:58,011 --> 00:29:59,593
a i ne buši se.
548
00:29:59,594 --> 00:30:02,136
Sve što trebate učiniti je nahraniti ga
trava s planina.
549
00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:03,801
Od toga će proizvesti balegu.
550
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,344
Taj izmet će postati balega (bioplin).
551
00:30:05,511 --> 00:30:07,094
Prodaj plin, zaradi novac.
552
00:30:07,302 --> 00:30:09,177
Sada kupi još jednog konja s tim novcem.
553
00:30:09,344 --> 00:30:10,551
Sada dva konja,
554
00:30:10,552 --> 00:30:12,344
dupli plin, dupli novac.
555
00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,801
Dvadeset konja od dva,
dvadeset tisuća konja od dvadeset.
556
00:30:14,802 --> 00:30:16,261
Sada zamislite
557
00:30:16,469 --> 00:30:19,844
kad dvadeset tisuća
konji izlučuju zajedno,
558
00:30:19,969 --> 00:30:22,676
stvorit će se plinska bušotina.
559
00:30:22,677 --> 00:30:25,635
Novac, novac posvuda.
Novac će prodrijeti.
560
00:30:25,636 --> 00:30:27,011
Vidiš, dao sam ti, zar ne?
561
00:30:27,177 --> 00:30:30,010
Divna ideja
besplatno tiskati novac.
562
00:30:30,011 --> 00:30:31,676
Koja ste mi imena vas dvoje rekli?
563
00:30:31,677 --> 00:30:33,052
Ovo je Ketu, ja sam Rahu.
564
00:30:33,261 --> 00:30:34,302
Rahu Ketu?
565
00:30:34,802 --> 00:30:37,718
Vas dvoje ste ti koji dirate bivola
i pocne davati usireno mlijeko, zar ne?
566
00:30:37,719 --> 00:30:41,261
Da, što god padne ispod
ruka nam se pokvari.
567
00:30:41,469 --> 00:30:43,636
Bilo da je bijelo mlijeko,
ili crni glasnik smrti!
568
00:30:43,802 --> 00:30:44,801
Makni ruku, Jinx.
569
00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:46,510
Makni svoju jinx ruku
s mog bicikla. Mičite se.
570
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,136
Magarci pokušavaju prodati konje.
571
00:30:48,344 --> 00:30:49,094
Glupo.
572
00:30:50,052 --> 00:30:50,927
Mičite se!
573
00:30:51,677 --> 00:30:52,469
magarac.
574
00:30:53,677 --> 00:30:56,969
Magarci pokušavaju prodati konje, magarci.
575
00:30:58,511 --> 00:30:59,469
brate,
576
00:31:00,177 --> 00:31:02,426
raširivši torbu ispred
od nje neće učiniti ništa.
577
00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:03,093
Da.
578
00:31:03,094 --> 00:31:06,094
Morat ću joj pasti pred noge
i moli, čovječe.
579
00:31:06,886 --> 00:31:07,802
Ali, Ketu.
580
00:31:08,052 --> 00:31:08,802
Da.
581
00:31:08,969 --> 00:31:10,719
Ova žena sigurno hoće
postati tvoja šogorica.
582
00:31:10,886 --> 00:31:11,677
ha?
583
00:31:11,886 --> 00:31:12,635
Ovaj?
584
00:31:12,636 --> 00:31:13,344
Uistinu?
585
00:31:14,552 --> 00:31:15,302
Hoćeš li?
586
00:31:17,302 --> 00:31:18,094
Šogorica!
587
00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:19,261
Šogorica!
588
00:31:19,636 --> 00:31:20,594
Šogorica!
589
00:31:35,886 --> 00:31:38,093
Vidio sam strance i uplašio sam se, o
590
00:31:38,094 --> 00:31:40,510
Svi moji prijatelji su se vratili kući, o
591
00:31:40,511 --> 00:31:42,801
Gledajte, noć je sada postala tamna, o
592
00:31:42,802 --> 00:31:44,761
Polako, polako
593
00:31:44,886 --> 00:31:47,344
Kada su moje oči susrele pogled pića, o
594
00:31:47,511 --> 00:31:49,718
Jako me pogodilo,
i krenulo je gore, o
595
00:31:49,719 --> 00:31:52,051
Plesala sam kao luda,
Bio sam potpuno izgubljen, o
596
00:31:52,052 --> 00:31:53,593
Polako, polako
597
00:31:53,594 --> 00:31:55,719
Ovo trovanje je bolest
598
00:31:55,886 --> 00:31:58,052
To postaje sve gore i gore
599
00:31:58,219 --> 00:32:00,051
Neće pasti,
neće se smanjiti
600
00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:02,801
Stalno se diže poput vrhunca ljubavi
601
00:32:02,802 --> 00:32:04,969
Ovo je ozbiljna najava
602
00:32:05,094 --> 00:32:07,302
Izdaje se u javnom interesu
603
00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:09,302
Kako možemo kontrolirati duh/tijelo
604
00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,926
To nas tjera da uplešemo
lud, vijugav način
605
00:32:11,927 --> 00:32:14,344
Pogodilo me piće,
jako me pogodilo
606
00:32:14,511 --> 00:32:19,468
Pogodilo me piće,
jako me pogodilo
607
00:32:19,469 --> 00:32:22,552
Kao Betaal duh
na leđima kralja Vikrama
608
00:32:28,761 --> 00:32:31,676
Kao Betaal duh
na leđima kralja Vikrama
609
00:32:31,677 --> 00:32:33,011
To me jako pogodilo
610
00:32:33,594 --> 00:32:35,344
Jako me pogodilo, jako me pogodilo
611
00:32:36,469 --> 00:32:37,469
To me jako pogodilo
612
00:32:38,219 --> 00:32:40,094
Jako me pogodilo, jako me pogodilo
613
00:33:02,886 --> 00:33:05,093
Ovo trovanje je smrtonosno
614
00:33:05,094 --> 00:33:07,468
To naše stanje čini potpuno bezbrižnim
615
00:33:07,469 --> 00:33:09,760
Hajde, probaj ovo, samo malo
616
00:33:09,761 --> 00:33:11,968
Zabava koju imate samo u klubu/baru
617
00:33:11,969 --> 00:33:14,302
Ovo trovanje je smrtonosno
618
00:33:14,469 --> 00:33:16,635
To naše stanje čini potpuno bezbrižnim
619
00:33:16,636 --> 00:33:18,926
Hajde, probaj ovo, samo malo
620
00:33:18,927 --> 00:33:21,260
Zabava koju imate samo u klubu/baru
621
00:33:21,261 --> 00:33:23,593
Ovo trovanje je bolest
622
00:33:23,594 --> 00:33:25,594
To postaje sve gore i gore
623
00:33:25,886 --> 00:33:27,760
Neće pasti,
neće se smanjiti
624
00:33:27,761 --> 00:33:30,551
Stalno se diže poput vrhunca ljubavi
625
00:33:30,552 --> 00:33:32,677
Ovo je ozbiljna najava
626
00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:34,927
Izdaje se u javnom interesu
627
00:33:35,052 --> 00:33:37,010
Kako možemo kontrolirati duh/tijelo
628
00:33:37,011 --> 00:33:39,676
To nas tjera da plešemo u ludom,
vijugavi put
629
00:33:39,677 --> 00:33:44,302
Pogodilo me piće,
jako me pogodilo
630
00:33:44,469 --> 00:33:47,176
Pogodilo me piće,
jako me pogodilo
631
00:33:47,177 --> 00:33:50,302
Kao Betaal duh
na leđima kralja Vikrama
632
00:33:50,844 --> 00:33:52,344
Ubio je našeg brata Gregora.
On je mrtav.
633
00:33:52,511 --> 00:33:53,761
Jako me pogodilo, jako me pogodilo
634
00:33:54,886 --> 00:33:55,844
To me jako pogodilo
635
00:33:56,636 --> 00:33:58,176
Jako me pogodilo, jako me pogodilo
636
00:33:58,177 --> 00:34:05,551
Pogodilo me piće,
jako me pogodilo
637
00:34:05,552 --> 00:34:08,844
Kao Betaal duh
na leđima kralja Vikrama
638
00:34:09,052 --> 00:34:11,594
Meenu, u snu,
pala si mi u torbu.
639
00:34:11,802 --> 00:34:13,760
Nemojte bježati tako daleko ovdje.
640
00:34:13,761 --> 00:34:15,594
Preklinjem te.
641
00:34:15,802 --> 00:34:17,926
Molim te, tetoviraj malo moje ime.
642
00:34:17,927 --> 00:34:19,301
Evo, molim.
643
00:34:19,302 --> 00:34:20,801
Zaveži, idiote.
644
00:34:20,802 --> 00:34:22,552
Samo slušaj, Meenu!
645
00:35:31,261 --> 00:35:33,636
Onda mi reci,
zašto si došao ovamo poslovati?
646
00:35:43,636 --> 00:35:46,261
Tko god dođe
u Himachal će biti ubijen.
647
00:35:46,927 --> 00:35:48,677
Ako dođem u Gou
648
00:35:49,011 --> 00:35:50,636
gdje ćeš onda?
649
00:35:50,761 --> 00:35:51,552
ha?
650
00:36:44,511 --> 00:36:47,219
Pozdrav, Madar chai gospodine, kako ste?
651
00:36:47,386 --> 00:36:48,886
Reci moje ime ispravno.
652
00:36:49,136 --> 00:36:51,219
Moje ime nije Madar, već Mordechai.
653
00:36:51,802 --> 00:36:53,135
Sljedeći put kad izgovoriš krivo ime,
654
00:36:53,136 --> 00:36:55,594
iščupat ću ti jezik
i napravi praćku.
655
00:36:55,844 --> 00:36:56,551
Jasno?
656
00:36:56,552 --> 00:36:59,219
Gospodine, Shakespeare je rekao,
što je u imenu?
657
00:36:59,511 --> 00:37:01,469
Dakle, zaboravite ime, pogledajte rad.
658
00:37:01,677 --> 00:37:04,010
Gospodine, uzgojio sam usjev koji
659
00:37:04,011 --> 00:37:05,636
progutat će mladost
cijele zemlje.
660
00:37:15,594 --> 00:37:16,302
Pravo?
661
00:37:16,469 --> 00:37:18,801
Gospodine, čak ni Malana krema nije ništa
ispred mojih stvari.
662
00:37:18,802 --> 00:37:20,760
Past ćeš nakon što povučeš dim.
663
00:37:20,761 --> 00:37:22,177
Reci mi, pa ću prekinuti s tim
i dostaviti ga.
664
00:37:51,344 --> 00:37:53,094
Paca- Paca (Zbogom).
665
00:37:59,469 --> 00:37:59,969
Papa.
666
00:38:01,177 --> 00:38:02,011
Lako.
667
00:38:02,219 --> 00:38:03,094
Došao si rano.
668
00:38:03,261 --> 00:38:05,551
Došao sam nakon tri mjeseca.
Ovo nazivaš ranim dolaskom?
669
00:38:05,552 --> 00:38:07,176
Zadnji put kad si došao
nakon šest mjeseci, zar ne?
670
00:38:07,177 --> 00:38:08,927
Prema tome, ovo je rano.
671
00:38:09,136 --> 00:38:10,136
Dobro, onda dobro
672
00:38:10,677 --> 00:38:11,969
srest ću te opet
nakon još tri mjeseca.
673
00:38:12,136 --> 00:38:12,718
Papa.
674
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:13,552
tata,
675
00:38:13,886 --> 00:38:15,511
jako si mi nedostajao
676
00:38:16,844 --> 00:38:17,886
I znate što.
677
00:38:18,802 --> 00:38:20,344
Ja sam ovaj put napravio takav posao
678
00:38:20,594 --> 00:38:22,886
da nećeš morati ići
bilo gdje ili raditi bilo što.
679
00:38:23,052 --> 00:38:24,177
Jest ćemo sjedeći kod kuće.
680
00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:25,052
Oh, stvarno?
681
00:38:26,802 --> 00:38:28,510
Kakav ste posao radili?
682
00:38:28,511 --> 00:38:29,344
Da ti pokažem?
683
00:38:29,487 --> 00:38:29,987
Pokaži mi.
684
00:38:30,219 --> 00:38:30,927
Jedna sekunda.
685
00:38:33,386 --> 00:38:34,594
Povez preko očiju.
686
00:38:35,302 --> 00:38:36,136
Oh ho,
687
00:38:37,302 --> 00:38:38,344
pažljivo.
688
00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,594
Kakvo je ovo ludilo.
689
00:38:43,677 --> 00:38:44,844
mi smo ovdje
690
00:38:48,011 --> 00:38:49,636
Tata, vidi što sam uzgojio.
691
00:38:49,886 --> 00:38:50,886
Kanabis, tata.
692
00:38:51,052 --> 00:38:51,802
kanabis.
693
00:38:51,927 --> 00:38:53,261
Zakrpa vrijedna pet lakha.
694
00:38:53,552 --> 00:38:55,010
Izraelac Kasol kupio je 15 flastera.
695
00:38:55,011 --> 00:38:56,636
Dobili smo 7,5 milijuna.
696
00:38:58,735 --> 00:39:01,485
Iznajmio sam ovu zemlju za uzgoj jabuka.
697
00:39:02,344 --> 00:39:03,969
Ne uzgajati ovaj otrov.
698
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,885
- Izvadi ga.
- Tata, molim te, molim te, molim te, tata.
699
00:39:07,886 --> 00:39:09,010
- Papa Papa, molim te, molim te.
- Miči se.
700
00:39:09,011 --> 00:39:10,010
Ubit će nas.
701
00:39:10,011 --> 00:39:10,718
Papa, molim te.
702
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,093
Molim, molim, molim, molim, molim.
703
00:39:13,094 --> 00:39:14,052
Potez.
704
00:39:16,469 --> 00:39:18,510
Upravo sam izašao na tri mjeseca.
705
00:39:18,511 --> 00:39:19,886
Oni su poludjeli.
706
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:21,594
Mumija.
707
00:39:21,927 --> 00:39:23,094
- da
- Mama!
708
00:39:23,427 --> 00:39:24,511
Stani Papa, molim te.
709
00:39:24,844 --> 00:39:26,593
Radio sam dan i noć
uzgajati kanabis.
710
00:39:26,594 --> 00:39:28,093
Uništava sve.
711
00:39:28,094 --> 00:39:29,301
Neće razumjeti!
712
00:39:29,302 --> 00:39:30,219
Hajde, hajde.
713
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:33,385
Papa, molim te.
714
00:39:33,386 --> 00:39:34,468
Molim.
715
00:39:34,469 --> 00:39:36,093
Zašto si tako djetinjast?
716
00:39:36,094 --> 00:39:38,344
Mučim se od djetinjstva.
717
00:39:38,469 --> 00:39:40,261
Što mi je dao ovaj uzgoj jabuka?
718
00:39:40,511 --> 00:39:41,677
Bankovni krediti i EMI?
719
00:39:41,886 --> 00:39:44,635
Vi ste me ljudi stvorili
žudjeti za novcem.
720
00:39:44,636 --> 00:39:46,136
Ti, ti, ti izađi van.
721
00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:48,511
Ostani iza.
722
00:39:49,177 --> 00:39:51,510
Hej, zaustavi ovo ludilo.
723
00:39:51,511 --> 00:39:53,927
Hej, taj Izraelac će nas sve pobiti.
724
00:39:54,094 --> 00:39:56,219
Pogledaj kako se djevojka uznemirila.
725
00:39:56,511 --> 00:39:58,719
Pomakni se, pomakni se.
726
00:40:06,011 --> 00:40:07,344
Dobro je da je taj idiot umro
727
00:40:08,136 --> 00:40:10,469
Bio je tvoj očuh,
sisao mi je krv.
728
00:40:14,052 --> 00:40:15,136
Pozdrav, Bansi.
729
00:40:17,761 --> 00:40:19,636
Mama, ne želim ići u zatvor!
730
00:40:20,344 --> 00:40:21,927
Onda razmisli i napravi neku glupost
731
00:40:34,177 --> 00:40:35,261
Ujak je otišao.
732
00:40:36,927 --> 00:40:38,677
Morat ćemo uspjeti
slučaj samoubojstva.
733
00:40:40,011 --> 00:40:41,177
Posao će biti obavljen.
734
00:40:42,261 --> 00:40:43,219
Ali što ću dobiti?
735
00:40:43,427 --> 00:40:45,594
Meenuova ljubav, moja naklonost,
736
00:40:45,802 --> 00:40:47,594
i neograničen novac.
737
00:40:47,761 --> 00:40:48,761
Hmm.
738
00:40:48,969 --> 00:40:50,052
Bansi,
739
00:40:50,552 --> 00:40:53,677
Znam da još nosiš
moja slika u tvom džepu.
740
00:40:54,386 --> 00:40:57,719
Kad sam išao na poduku,
pratio bi me na svom biciklu
741
00:40:58,052 --> 00:41:01,718
i kad sam jeo dželebi,
sirup bi ti kapao iz usta.
742
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:02,594
Da.
743
00:41:03,677 --> 00:41:05,219
Još se sjećam tog dana.
744
00:41:05,677 --> 00:41:06,927
Bio si tek mlad
745
00:41:07,094 --> 00:41:09,427
a ja sam tek bio postao nov
policajac u policijskoj postaji.
746
00:41:09,552 --> 00:41:11,344
Prolazio si ispred kolodvora
747
00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:13,552
a ja sam te gledao kako odlaziš.
748
00:41:14,136 --> 00:41:15,801
Uf, kakvu si figuru imao.
749
00:41:15,802 --> 00:41:17,511
Ne "imao", budalo, još uvijek imam.
750
00:41:17,886 --> 00:41:21,469
I idiot, ako u to vrijeme ti
rekao 'Volim te' s leđa,
751
00:41:21,677 --> 00:41:24,261
Okrenuo bih se, pocrvenio,
752
00:41:24,552 --> 00:41:26,468
i otišao govoreći 'I ja tebe volim'.
753
00:41:26,469 --> 00:41:27,469
Da.
754
00:41:28,636 --> 00:41:30,094
Dobro, zaboravi ljubav, hajdemo se vjenčati.
755
00:41:32,761 --> 00:41:33,594
Brak?
756
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:34,760
Da. Brak.
757
00:41:34,761 --> 00:41:36,052
Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.
758
00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,011
Ovo je kao san.
759
00:41:38,594 --> 00:41:40,011
meni...
760
00:41:40,177 --> 00:41:41,676
Oh Meenu, ne govori to.
761
00:41:41,677 --> 00:41:43,386
Srce će mi otkazati.
762
00:41:43,511 --> 00:41:45,844
Nije san, ludo, to je stvarnost.
763
00:41:46,052 --> 00:41:47,886
Možete pokušati sa zagrljajem
i poljubac ako želiš. hajde
764
00:41:48,011 --> 00:41:49,635
- Put the brakes on, taxi.
- Hajdemo.
765
00:41:49,636 --> 00:41:51,011
Pogledajte njegovo stanje.
766
00:41:51,469 --> 00:41:52,885
Trese se kao suho lišće.
767
00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:54,468
Neće moći podnijeti tvoje poljupce.
768
00:41:54,469 --> 00:41:57,386
Da ne bismo morali raspolagati
od dva leša umjesto jednog.
769
00:41:57,511 --> 00:41:58,719
Mama je u pravu.
770
00:41:58,844 --> 00:42:01,011
Srce mi je puklo.
Zapelo mi je u grlu.
771
00:42:01,969 --> 00:42:05,218
Zašto se ne bismo nagodili
za zagrljaj umjesto poljupca?
772
00:42:05,219 --> 00:42:06,219
Na prvom spoju.
773
00:42:06,386 --> 00:42:08,219
Dobro, hajde, zagrlimo se.
774
00:42:18,094 --> 00:42:18,969
Svjetla
775
00:42:20,219 --> 00:42:21,344
i Akcija.
776
00:42:23,594 --> 00:42:24,593
O braćo sestre.
777
00:42:24,594 --> 00:42:26,468
Rekao sam akcija.
Zašto ništa ne radiš?
778
00:42:26,469 --> 00:42:27,886
Hej brate Bunty,
779
00:42:28,219 --> 00:42:29,801
daj nam malo dijaloga, čovječe.
780
00:42:29,802 --> 00:42:31,468
Reci nam što da kažemo.
781
00:42:31,469 --> 00:42:32,261
Dijalog.
782
00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:34,635
tvoja je uloga majmuna
u vojsci Vanarasa.
783
00:42:34,636 --> 00:42:36,052
Ti nisi Shahrukh Khan iz DDLJ.
784
00:42:36,177 --> 00:42:37,135
Vodit ćete dijaloge?
785
00:42:37,136 --> 00:42:39,677
huh Gluma je samo slušanje.
786
00:42:42,594 --> 00:42:44,218
Khikhi Khoko Khikhi Khoko.
787
00:42:44,219 --> 00:42:47,261
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.
788
00:42:47,886 --> 00:42:48,635
Akcijski.
789
00:42:48,636 --> 00:42:51,760
Što Kikhi Što Kikhi.
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
790
00:42:51,761 --> 00:42:53,260
Što Kikhi Što Kikhi.
791
00:42:53,261 --> 00:42:54,760
- Huhuhuhuhu
- Reži. rez.
792
00:42:54,761 --> 00:42:56,594
- Što je ključno.
- Reži.
793
00:42:57,094 --> 00:42:59,926
Sestrina braća,
Khikhi Khoko Khikhi Khoko
794
00:42:59,927 --> 00:43:01,010
je ono što sam tražio da kažeš.
795
00:43:01,011 --> 00:43:02,926
Nisam rekao Khokho Khikhi Khokho Khikhi
796
00:43:02,927 --> 00:43:06,344
Idioti, ne razumijete
kronologija, kronologija?
797
00:43:06,511 --> 00:43:08,344
Brate Bunty, još jednom.
798
00:43:08,802 --> 00:43:10,219
Odradi ubrzani tečaj, sine.
799
00:43:10,552 --> 00:43:13,219
U redu, daj mi 10 tisuća rupija
i od tebe ću napraviti velikog glumca.
800
00:43:13,386 --> 00:43:14,552
Vi imate potencijala.
801
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:16,177
Gospodine, liči na vas
nije ih prepoznao.
802
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,719
Hej, u vrijeme posla,
Ne prepoznajem čak ni Bachchana.
803
00:43:19,011 --> 00:43:20,677
Jesu li oni faca?
804
00:43:20,886 --> 00:43:22,010
Oni su Rahu Ketu.
805
00:43:22,011 --> 00:43:22,802
huh
806
00:43:22,969 --> 00:43:24,552
Oni su Rahu Ketu, gospodine.
807
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,552
Rahu Ketu.
808
00:43:27,802 --> 00:43:28,927
Grešnik.
809
00:43:47,844 --> 00:43:49,011
Grešnik.
810
00:43:50,677 --> 00:43:51,636
Grešnik.
811
00:43:59,886 --> 00:44:01,886
Bubrežni kamenac, bubrežni kamenac.
812
00:44:03,677 --> 00:44:07,094
brate Bunty,
brate Bunty, brate Bunty.
813
00:44:07,261 --> 00:44:10,344
Prestanite lijevati kauč u
povoljan događaj poput Ramleele.
814
00:44:10,469 --> 00:44:11,926
Objasnio sam i prošli put.
815
00:44:11,927 --> 00:44:12,635
oprosti
816
00:44:12,636 --> 00:44:16,552
Prestanite pljačkati jadnu djecu
ime podučavati ih glumi.
817
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:17,426
znaš,
818
00:44:17,427 --> 00:44:19,801
netko krade novac
iz očevog ormara,
819
00:44:19,802 --> 00:44:21,093
netko ucjenjuje njihovu obitelj,
820
00:44:21,094 --> 00:44:23,760
a netko i prodaje drogu
da vam donesem honorare.
821
00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:26,176
Prestani primati psovke
nevinih jadnika, ili pak.
822
00:44:26,177 --> 00:44:29,051
Postat će tanka stijena u želucu
i izaći iz stražnjice.
823
00:44:29,052 --> 00:44:29,927
A tvoj...
824
00:44:35,969 --> 00:44:37,176
- Brate Bunty.
- Stani.
825
00:44:37,177 --> 00:44:38,177
Ispljuni korupciju.
826
00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:40,636
Mnogo je korupcije.
827
00:44:43,302 --> 00:44:44,468
Vratite djeci novac.
828
00:44:44,469 --> 00:44:46,801
Vrati svačiji novac.
829
00:44:46,802 --> 00:44:48,219
Upravo sada.
830
00:44:55,636 --> 00:44:56,551
- Brate Bunty.
- da
831
00:44:56,552 --> 00:44:57,427
Sada slušaj.
832
00:44:57,886 --> 00:45:00,011
Regrutirajte nas oboje u
vojska Vanarasa.
833
00:45:00,469 --> 00:45:01,468
Ozbiljno, kunem se.
834
00:45:01,469 --> 00:45:03,719
Ubit ćemo Ravanu
i vrati Ramrajya.
835
00:45:03,886 --> 00:45:04,635
što kažeš
836
00:45:04,636 --> 00:45:05,719
Pa onda
837
00:45:05,844 --> 00:45:07,760
Učinit ćeš kako ti kažem.
838
00:45:07,761 --> 00:45:08,801
Khikhi Khokho.?
839
00:45:08,802 --> 00:45:09,843
Hej KhoKho Khikhi.
840
00:45:09,844 --> 00:45:10,676
Khikhi Khokho.?
841
00:45:10,677 --> 00:45:11,635
Hej KhoKho Khikhi.
842
00:45:11,636 --> 00:45:12,593
- Khikhi Khokho.
- Ljudi, slušajte me.
843
00:45:12,594 --> 00:45:13,885
- Khokho Khikhi
- khikhi khokho.
844
00:45:13,886 --> 00:45:15,719
Hej, sestrin brate.
845
00:45:16,469 --> 00:45:17,593
Ne Khikhi Khokho.
846
00:45:17,594 --> 00:45:20,093
u rijeci,
Morate plutati kamenom.
847
00:45:20,094 --> 00:45:21,802
Ako kamen pluta, ušli ste.
848
00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:24,469
Ako kamen ne pluta, ispao si.
849
00:45:24,844 --> 00:45:25,344
Van.
850
00:45:25,469 --> 00:45:27,094
Lebdjeti kamen?
851
00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:29,926
Zaboravi kamen,
prenijet ćemo cijelu planinu.
852
00:45:29,927 --> 00:45:30,594
hajde
853
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:32,094
- Idemo.
- Sve najbolje!
854
00:45:34,302 --> 00:45:35,219
Izvoli!
855
00:45:37,136 --> 00:45:37,927
- Hajdemo!
- Ketu.
856
00:45:38,094 --> 00:45:39,551
dođi
857
00:45:39,552 --> 00:45:41,093
Ketu, slušaj me!
858
00:45:41,094 --> 00:45:43,344
Ketu. Ketu, čekaj malo.
859
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:45,135
Čini se da je došlo do nesporazuma.
860
00:45:45,136 --> 00:45:46,260
- Brate.
- Što?
861
00:45:46,261 --> 00:45:48,593
Morao si plutati kamenom, zar ne?
Zašto si mi ga vezao za leđa?
862
00:45:48,594 --> 00:45:51,093
Hej, gledaj, što ćeš
kad sad skočiš u rijeku?
863
00:45:51,094 --> 00:45:53,343
Brzo ću skinuti donje rublje
čim uđem.
864
00:45:53,344 --> 00:45:54,135
Zašto?
865
00:45:54,136 --> 00:45:56,676
Čovječe, od mokrog donjeg rublja imam osip.
866
00:45:56,677 --> 00:45:58,176
Onda moram hodati ovako.
867
00:45:58,177 --> 00:46:00,677
Hej budalo, što ćeš nakon toga?
868
00:46:00,802 --> 00:46:01,593
Ja ću plivati.
869
00:46:01,594 --> 00:46:02,801
Točno.
870
00:46:02,802 --> 00:46:03,801
Ako ovdje plivaš,
871
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,676
kamen vezan
do vaših leđa također će plutati.
872
00:46:05,677 --> 00:46:07,302
Automatski, automatski.
873
00:46:07,469 --> 00:46:08,926
Pravo.
Kamen ovdje pluta,
874
00:46:08,927 --> 00:46:11,593
a Bunty Bhatia će regrutirati
nas u vojsku Vanarasa.
875
00:46:11,594 --> 00:46:14,594
Oh! Brate, čovječe,
876
00:46:14,761 --> 00:46:17,510
Morat ću sagraditi hram
za vaš mozak i obožavajte ga.
877
00:46:17,511 --> 00:46:18,927
Razbit ću prvi kokos.
878
00:46:19,844 --> 00:46:20,677
hajde
879
00:46:20,969 --> 00:46:21,844
Ići. Ići.
880
00:46:22,636 --> 00:46:23,718
Skok.
881
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,886
Još jedno pitanje.
882
00:46:26,011 --> 00:46:28,802
- Što?
- Je li mokar kamen teži ili suhi?
883
00:46:28,927 --> 00:46:31,510
Wow!
884
00:46:31,511 --> 00:46:32,635
Nisam to ni pomislio.
885
00:46:32,636 --> 00:46:33,718
Brate, misliš ti.
886
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:35,093
Udobno se smjestite i razmišljate.
887
00:46:35,094 --> 00:46:36,802
- Odmah se vraćam. Vi mislite.
- da
888
00:47:47,552 --> 00:47:48,177
Da.
889
00:47:50,136 --> 00:47:52,677
Ne treba mijenjati niti jednu riječ.
890
00:47:53,552 --> 00:47:56,136
Ispričaj priču točno onako kako sam ti ispričao.
891
00:47:56,636 --> 00:47:57,386
U redu.
892
00:47:58,427 --> 00:47:59,177
Bansi.
893
00:48:00,219 --> 00:48:02,094
Izgledaš tako poletno, čovječe.
894
00:48:02,552 --> 00:48:04,386
Dođe mi da te pojedem.
895
00:48:25,094 --> 00:48:26,969
Bankovni kredit da postane SHO,
896
00:48:30,844 --> 00:48:31,635
Jai Hind, gospodine.
897
00:48:31,636 --> 00:48:32,261
Jai Hind.
898
00:48:32,427 --> 00:48:33,802
Oh, Machar ji.
899
00:48:35,094 --> 00:48:36,094
Bok gospodine.
900
00:48:44,052 --> 00:48:45,011
Što nije u redu s tobom?
901
00:48:45,177 --> 00:48:46,094
Oprosti, oprosti.
902
00:48:46,344 --> 00:48:47,261
jedan za tebe,
903
00:48:47,469 --> 00:48:48,677
jedan za sve ostale.
904
00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:49,969
18 za mene
905
00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:51,094
unutar ormarića.
906
00:48:51,219 --> 00:48:52,136
Ići!
907
00:48:53,052 --> 00:48:53,969
Machar.
908
00:49:02,052 --> 00:49:02,926
Sada, što je ovo?
909
00:49:02,927 --> 00:49:03,926
- gospodine.
- Kako je ovo?
910
00:49:03,927 --> 00:49:05,844
- gospodine.
- Gdje vi ljudi pokušavate ući?
911
00:49:06,052 --> 00:49:07,886
Gospodine, morali smo podnijeti
pritužba nestale osobe.
912
00:49:12,469 --> 00:49:13,302
- Čiji?
- Hvala gospodine.
913
00:49:13,469 --> 00:49:15,426
Moj tata, gospodine.
Već tri dana nije došao kući.
914
00:49:15,427 --> 00:49:17,094
Jako sam zabrinut, gospodine.
915
00:49:18,969 --> 00:49:19,718
Reci mi ime.
916
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:20,969
- gospodine...
- Meenu Taxi.
917
00:49:21,677 --> 00:49:22,551
Ti voziš taksi.
918
00:49:22,552 --> 00:49:24,218
Ne ovaj, ja sam vozio, gospodine.
919
00:49:24,219 --> 00:49:26,469
Prije sam se vozio po cijelom gradu
920
00:49:26,594 --> 00:49:28,801
i jednog dana,
došao je njezin otac i sjeo u moj taksi
921
00:49:28,802 --> 00:49:29,969
i, gospodine, zaljubili smo se.
922
00:49:30,094 --> 00:49:31,968
Zatim, sjedeći točno tamo,
i mi smo se vjenčali.
923
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:33,676
i onda,
Gospodine, kad sam bila trudna,
924
00:49:33,677 --> 00:49:35,801
išli smo u bolnicu.
Gospodine, u taksiju,
925
00:49:35,802 --> 00:49:36,885
i upravo tada,
926
00:49:36,886 --> 00:49:40,386
Meenu je rođen, pa, gospodine,
Nazvao sam je Meenu Taxi.
927
00:49:42,594 --> 00:49:43,677
Duboko udahni.
928
00:49:44,969 --> 00:49:45,926
Reci mi ime svog oca.
929
00:49:45,927 --> 00:49:47,636
Gospodine, Radheshyam Katoriya.
930
00:49:47,761 --> 00:49:50,094
I nosio je smeđu jaknu
i crne hlače.
931
00:49:50,386 --> 00:49:51,635
Visina pet stopa osam inča.
932
00:49:51,636 --> 00:49:54,511
Svijetla put, crna kosa,
pomiješan s bijelim,
933
00:49:54,636 --> 00:49:56,885
i Sir, također je nosio
željeznu narukvicu na ruci.
934
00:49:56,886 --> 00:49:58,511
- I gospodine,
- na njegovom Tunniju,
935
00:49:58,636 --> 00:49:59,385
postoji crni madež.
936
00:49:59,386 --> 00:50:00,094
ha?
937
00:50:00,219 --> 00:50:02,094
Postoji crni madež na tuniju, gospodine.
938
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:03,385
Tunni, gospodine.
939
00:50:03,386 --> 00:50:05,010
- Shvaćam.
- Što sam krivo rekao, gospodine?
940
00:50:05,011 --> 00:50:08,552
Ako se sramiš napisati Tunni,
onda napiši pupak, molim te.
941
00:50:09,052 --> 00:50:11,261
Napiši oboje. Tunni, pupak.
942
00:50:16,261 --> 00:50:17,802
Hej, prestani, brate.
943
00:50:22,927 --> 00:50:24,011
Flert okolo?
944
00:50:24,261 --> 00:50:25,010
Da.
945
00:50:25,011 --> 00:50:27,219
Gdje ćemo ostaviti ovo mrtvo tijelo?
946
00:50:29,094 --> 00:50:31,093
gospodine, gospodine.
947
00:50:31,094 --> 00:50:32,218
Je li se mrtvac probudio?
948
00:50:32,219 --> 00:50:33,927
Gospodine, mrtvo tijelo.
949
00:50:34,052 --> 00:50:35,052
Mrtvo tijelo.
950
00:50:35,177 --> 00:50:36,136
Čiji?
951
00:50:36,427 --> 00:50:38,135
Ne znam, gospodine,
molim te idi i vidi.
952
00:50:38,136 --> 00:50:39,676
- Idemo.
- Dođite, gospodine.
953
00:50:39,677 --> 00:50:41,386
- Oprostite.
- Da, gospodine.
954
00:50:42,927 --> 00:50:44,261
- Dođi.
- Da, gospodine.
955
00:50:44,802 --> 00:50:45,844
(šapuće)
956
00:50:46,511 --> 00:50:47,176
Pogledajte, gospodine.
957
00:50:47,177 --> 00:50:48,386
Hodaj brzo.
958
00:50:48,511 --> 00:50:49,344
Pogledajte, gospodine.
959
00:50:56,261 --> 00:50:57,219
šogorica Meenu,
960
00:50:57,552 --> 00:50:58,511
Jesi li ovdje?
961
00:50:59,302 --> 00:51:01,761
Snaha naše kuće
ne dolazi u policijsku postaju.
962
00:51:01,969 --> 00:51:03,010
Dođi, odvest ću te.
963
00:51:03,011 --> 00:51:05,219
Ona bi mogla biti tvoja kći,
ali ona je moja draga.
964
00:51:07,011 --> 00:51:09,094
Ukrao sam Meenu srce, zar ne?
965
00:51:09,469 --> 00:51:10,927
Sigurno je došla
podnijeti FIR o tome.
966
00:51:11,802 --> 00:51:14,136
Brate policija, spreman sam se predati.
967
00:51:14,344 --> 00:51:15,844
Objesite me ako želite.
968
00:51:16,052 --> 00:51:18,801
Idi, Meenu, brzo idi kući
i napravi mi paneer pakore.
969
00:51:18,802 --> 00:51:21,386
Završit ću ovo za dvije minute,
i vrati se, hajde brate.
970
00:51:21,802 --> 00:51:23,469
Tko je pustio ovaj balon unutra?
971
00:51:24,094 --> 00:51:25,844
Pokupi ove baksuze,
i izbaci ga van.
972
00:51:26,177 --> 00:51:27,719
Njihova sjena ne smije pasti
na policijskoj postaji.
973
00:51:27,844 --> 00:51:29,094
- Izlazi van.
- Poznajete ga, zar ne?
974
00:51:29,344 --> 00:51:31,136
Cijeli Kullu
poznaje te baksuze, gospodine.
975
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:33,761
Gdje god da idu,
šire nesreću.
976
00:51:34,052 --> 00:51:36,011
Čudi me da ih ne poznaješ.
977
00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:38,927
Gdje je pronađeno mrtvo tijelo?
978
00:51:39,094 --> 00:51:40,093
Unutar rijeke.
979
00:51:40,094 --> 00:51:41,886
Što ste vas dvoje radili u rijeci?
980
00:51:42,386 --> 00:51:43,468
Bili smo lebdeće kamenje.
981
00:51:43,469 --> 00:51:44,676
Što si plutao?
982
00:51:44,677 --> 00:51:45,636
Kamenje?
983
00:51:45,802 --> 00:51:48,052
Hej, čak je i tvoj tata plutao kamenje.
984
00:51:48,177 --> 00:51:50,886
Ne samo naš, nego svih naših otaca,
Shri Ramchandra,
985
00:51:51,011 --> 00:51:52,135
Lebdio je kamenje.
986
00:51:52,136 --> 00:51:53,760
Slava Gospodu Ramu.
987
00:51:53,761 --> 00:51:56,219
Svako dijete to zna.
Ne znaš?
988
00:51:56,427 --> 00:51:58,093
Tko te je postavio za policajca?
989
00:51:58,094 --> 00:51:59,802
Oni su lukavi baksuz, hulje.
990
00:52:00,011 --> 00:52:01,094
Obojica lažu, nitkovi.
991
00:52:01,261 --> 00:52:02,969
Ubili čovjeka, doveli ga
u policijsku postaju,
992
00:52:03,094 --> 00:52:04,761
i došli da sami posvjedoče.
993
00:52:05,011 --> 00:52:06,636
kažem ti,
Gospodine, dogodit će se veliki skandal.
994
00:52:06,761 --> 00:52:07,761
Gospodine, pogledajte,
995
00:52:08,094 --> 00:52:10,052
mrtvo tijelo nosi
smeđa jakna,
996
00:52:10,552 --> 00:52:13,177
a kosa na glavi
je crno-bijelo.
997
00:52:13,469 --> 00:52:14,552
Ten je svijetao,
998
00:52:14,844 --> 00:52:17,094
a mislim da je njegova visina
također je pet osam, gospodine.
999
00:52:17,636 --> 00:52:18,719
I gospodine, pogledajte,
1000
00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:20,386
on također nosi
željeznu narukvicu na ruci.
1001
00:52:22,177 --> 00:52:24,052
I hlače moraju biti crne.
1002
00:52:25,552 --> 00:52:26,969
On je tvoj tata, zar ne?
1003
00:52:27,552 --> 00:52:29,677
Ne, gospodine, ne liči na njega.
1004
00:52:30,094 --> 00:52:30,969
gospodine,
1005
00:52:31,261 --> 00:52:33,093
Ako ti kažeš, otkopčat ću se
košulja mrtvaca
1006
00:52:33,094 --> 00:52:34,676
i provjeri crni madež
na pupku.
1007
00:52:34,677 --> 00:52:37,219
Stani, stani, stani.
1008
00:52:38,677 --> 00:52:41,261
Zašto ste počinili samoubojstvo?
1009
00:52:42,469 --> 00:52:44,635
Male svađe se stalno događaju.
1010
00:52:44,636 --> 00:52:46,093
Što si učinio?
1011
00:52:46,094 --> 00:52:49,010
Uzmi ovo, sine. Ti nosiš moj bindi,
što će mi to?
1012
00:52:49,011 --> 00:52:50,011
I uzmi ove,
1013
00:52:50,136 --> 00:52:51,136
moje narukvice.
1014
00:52:52,011 --> 00:52:53,552
Moja bračna sreća je nestala.
1015
00:52:54,761 --> 00:52:57,760
Zašto ste počinili samoubojstvo?
1016
00:52:57,761 --> 00:52:58,719
gospodine,
1017
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:00,636
Jedna sekunda.
1018
00:53:01,636 --> 00:53:02,386
ja...?
1019
00:53:02,636 --> 00:53:03,386
Jedna sekunda.
1020
00:53:09,302 --> 00:53:10,302
gospodine,
1021
00:53:10,594 --> 00:53:13,177
Želim ti dati dokaz
moje nevinosti.
1022
00:53:15,219 --> 00:53:19,094
U redu! Da, zakon to čini
zahtijevati dokaze.
1023
00:53:19,761 --> 00:53:20,802
dođi
1024
00:53:21,219 --> 00:53:22,136
čekaj malo
1025
00:53:22,761 --> 00:53:25,219
Meenu, zakon je slijep.
Kako će vidjeti dokaze?
1026
00:53:25,386 --> 00:53:26,386
Bansi,
1027
00:53:26,969 --> 00:53:29,051
Stavite ovog beskorisnog tipa unutra
tava zakona!
1028
00:53:29,052 --> 00:53:29,886
gospodine,
1029
00:53:30,386 --> 00:53:32,677
postoji CCTV u tvojoj sobi,
zar ne postoji?
1030
00:53:35,427 --> 00:53:37,760
Gospodine, možemo ići u pritvor, zar ne?
1031
00:53:37,761 --> 00:53:39,302
Nema CCTV-a u zatvoru.
1032
00:53:39,427 --> 00:53:40,427
Točno!
1033
00:53:41,219 --> 00:53:42,135
dođi
1034
00:53:42,136 --> 00:53:43,802
Meenu! Meenu!
1035
00:53:44,219 --> 00:53:47,010
gospodine, gospodine,
poslušajte me na trenutak, gospodine.
1036
00:53:47,011 --> 00:53:47,927
Zatvorite i njega.
1037
00:53:48,052 --> 00:53:49,177
- Meenu!
- Hej!
1038
00:53:57,552 --> 00:53:58,969
Meenu ji,
1039
00:53:59,136 --> 00:54:00,219
hoćeš li se udati za mene?
1040
00:54:00,761 --> 00:54:01,926
- gospodine.
- Koliki ćeš miraz dati?
1041
00:54:01,927 --> 00:54:03,635
Miraz se daje sa strane djevojke,
zar ne?
1042
00:54:03,636 --> 00:54:07,093
Ne, ne, ne, ne, evo nas
običaj uzimanja miraza.
1043
00:54:07,094 --> 00:54:09,926
Gospodine, mogu razmisliti o vašoj ponudi.
1044
00:54:09,927 --> 00:54:12,093
Jednostavno moraš
učini jednu malu stvar za mene.
1045
00:54:12,094 --> 00:54:15,135
Meenu ji, Vaš zahtjev
je Moja Zapovijed. reci mi
1046
00:54:15,136 --> 00:54:17,261
To je 'Tvoja je želja moja zapovijed'.
1047
00:54:17,386 --> 00:54:19,760
Može biti, ali od sada,
dogodit će se što kažeš.
1048
00:54:19,761 --> 00:54:20,719
Ti govoriš.
1049
00:54:21,927 --> 00:54:26,886
Gospodine, spasi me od Mordechaija.
1050
00:54:27,552 --> 00:54:30,386
Kao da je moj tata uništen
vrt kanabisa. On je za mnom.
1051
00:54:30,677 --> 00:54:32,094
Već sam uzeo milijun
unaprijed.
1052
00:54:32,552 --> 00:54:33,844
majka otac,
1053
00:54:34,094 --> 00:54:36,094
Paunov brat. Mordechai.
1054
00:54:36,219 --> 00:54:38,301
Jesi li se kačio s njim?
Znate li tko je on?
1055
00:54:38,302 --> 00:54:41,011
- Tko je on?
- On je divlja životinja.
1056
00:54:41,136 --> 00:54:44,093
On je umirovljeni agent
izraelska obavještajna služba Mossad.
1057
00:54:44,094 --> 00:54:46,927
Sad, tko sam ja da te spašavam?
Ni ministar unutarnjih poslova vas ne može spasiti.
1058
00:54:47,302 --> 00:54:49,093
- gospodine...
- Tiho udvostruči svoj novac
1059
00:54:49,094 --> 00:54:50,677
i vrati mu ga.
1060
00:54:50,969 --> 00:54:53,426
Razgovarat ću s njim.
Da vidimo hoće li ti poštedjeti život.
1061
00:54:53,427 --> 00:54:54,468
gospodine,
1062
00:54:54,469 --> 00:54:56,010
Sav novac je nestao, zar ne?
1063
00:54:56,011 --> 00:54:57,093
Oh čovječe.
1064
00:54:57,094 --> 00:54:59,176
Iskorišteno je pola
da otplatim tatin bankovni kredit,
1065
00:54:59,177 --> 00:55:00,760
a s drugom polovicom,
bicikl je kupljen.
1066
00:55:00,761 --> 00:55:01,510
Gospodine, molim vas učinite nešto.
1067
00:55:01,511 --> 00:55:04,161
Onda idi i skoči u
lomača tvoga oca sada.
1068
00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:05,885
Jer tko sam ja da ti pomognem?
1069
00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:08,051
Moj otac, moj djed,
moj pradjed,
1070
00:55:08,052 --> 00:55:09,926
moj pra pradjed,
nitko te ne može spasiti.
1071
00:55:09,927 --> 00:55:13,885
Taj nitkov će uništiti
svoju kolibu s bazukom.
1072
00:55:13,886 --> 00:55:15,177
Jesi li lud?
1073
00:55:16,636 --> 00:55:18,011
Moj san je prekinut.
1074
00:55:19,219 --> 00:55:20,344
Uzmi sada miraz.
1075
00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:21,817
Dođi, Bansi.
1076
00:55:24,761 --> 00:55:26,051
Napravio si budalu od mene.
1077
00:55:26,052 --> 00:55:27,676
Očarao si mog šefa.
1078
00:55:27,677 --> 00:55:30,176
Bansi, bio sam bespomoćan, čovječe.
Samo me slušaj.
1079
00:55:30,177 --> 00:55:31,386
Oh, stvarno!
1080
00:55:32,511 --> 00:55:34,136
Ne tjeraj me da govorim.
1081
00:55:34,469 --> 00:55:35,635
U redu, da ga nisam zarobio,
1082
00:55:35,636 --> 00:55:37,510
izgubili biste posao
i ja bih otišao u zatvor.
1083
00:55:37,511 --> 00:55:38,385
Jasno?
1084
00:55:38,386 --> 00:55:39,302
Budala.
1085
00:55:43,552 --> 00:55:44,468
U redu, slušaj. oprosti
1086
00:55:44,469 --> 00:55:45,218
šuti!
1087
00:55:45,219 --> 00:55:46,177
Slušati.
1088
00:55:52,219 --> 00:55:53,136
Budite tihi.
1089
00:55:54,386 --> 00:55:56,719
Zašto si ubio Meenuovog oca.
1090
00:55:57,094 --> 00:55:59,552
Gospodine, prvo vi odgovorite
jedno od naših pitanja.
1091
00:56:03,636 --> 00:56:06,094
Jedna soba, jedan slon, dvije banane.
1092
00:56:06,552 --> 00:56:09,011
Slon je pojeo jednu bananu,
ali ne i onaj drugi.
1093
00:56:09,136 --> 00:56:09,886
Zašto?
1094
00:56:10,094 --> 00:56:11,886
Jer mu je želudac pun.
1095
00:56:13,136 --> 00:56:14,761
Jedna banana bila je plastična.
1096
00:56:18,636 --> 00:56:19,927
sta je ovo
1097
00:56:20,469 --> 00:56:22,551
U redu, još jedan, još jedan, još jedan.
1098
00:56:22,552 --> 00:56:23,677
Rudnik.
1099
00:56:24,302 --> 00:56:27,094
Jedna soba, jedan slon, dvije banane.
1100
00:56:27,761 --> 00:56:29,261
Slon nije pojeo ni jednu ni drugu bananu.
1101
00:56:29,552 --> 00:56:30,386
Reci mi zašto?
1102
00:56:30,594 --> 00:56:31,386
Jednostavan.
1103
00:56:31,552 --> 00:56:32,636
Lako je.
1104
00:56:32,886 --> 00:56:35,386
Ovaj put obje banane
bili od plastike.
1105
00:56:35,636 --> 00:56:37,886
Obje banane nisu bile od plastike.
1106
00:56:38,052 --> 00:56:39,761
Slon je bio od plastike.
1107
00:56:42,052 --> 00:56:44,843
Hej, hej, hej, još jednom,
još jedan, još jedan.
1108
00:56:44,844 --> 00:56:46,552
Da, da, onaj laki.
1109
00:56:47,136 --> 00:56:51,344
Da, jedna soba, jedan slon,
dvije banane.
1110
00:56:51,511 --> 00:56:53,636
Slon je pravi,
i banane su prave.
1111
00:56:54,011 --> 00:56:55,761
Slon ih ipak nije pojeo.
1112
00:56:56,052 --> 00:56:56,886
Zašto?
1113
00:56:57,677 --> 00:56:59,051
Jer
1114
00:56:59,052 --> 00:57:00,844
Slon ima želučane tegobe.
1115
00:57:02,011 --> 00:57:03,468
Slon je bio na TV-u
1116
00:57:03,469 --> 00:57:05,219
a banane su bile na stolu.
1117
00:57:17,469 --> 00:57:18,844
Zašto ste počinili ubojstvo?
1118
00:57:19,939 --> 00:57:21,064
optuživati
1119
00:57:22,219 --> 00:57:23,594
gospodine!
1120
00:57:25,552 --> 00:57:29,511
Gospodine, želite da mi preuzmemo krivnju
za ubojstvo Meenuova oca,
1121
00:57:29,636 --> 00:57:32,511
a želite potrošiti cijeli
život se zabavlja s Meenuom, zar ne?
1122
00:57:32,719 --> 00:57:33,885
To je ono što želite, gospodine, zar ne?
1123
00:57:33,886 --> 00:57:35,676
Točno, točno, točno?
1124
00:57:35,677 --> 00:57:37,052
Brate, to je ono što on želi.
1125
00:57:39,552 --> 00:57:41,094
Gospodine, što god kažete, mi ćemo to učiniti.
1126
00:57:41,302 --> 00:57:43,551
Čak predlažem, podnesite dva
ili još četiri lažna slučaja protiv nas.
1127
00:57:43,552 --> 00:57:44,261
Da.
1128
00:57:44,386 --> 00:57:46,302
Oh, gospodine, prihvatit ćemo to, zar ne?
1129
00:57:46,552 --> 00:57:47,469
mi ćemo.
1130
00:57:47,677 --> 00:57:49,510
Ali nakon toga,
što god ti se dogodi...
1131
00:57:49,511 --> 00:57:50,511
Što će se dogoditi?
1132
00:57:52,594 --> 00:57:53,968
Oh, zaboravi, čovječe,
nećeš se moći nositi s tim.
1133
00:57:53,969 --> 00:57:55,968
Oh, što misliš pod tim?
1134
00:57:55,969 --> 00:57:58,094
To isto znači
dogodit će vam se
1135
00:57:58,219 --> 00:58:00,386
kao što će se dogoditi
s ovim policajcem Shishupalom.
1136
00:58:00,844 --> 00:58:02,094
Što će se dogoditi?
1137
00:58:02,386 --> 00:58:03,676
Što će se dogoditi?
1138
00:58:03,677 --> 00:58:04,468
ha?
1139
00:58:04,469 --> 00:58:05,719
Grešnik.
1140
00:58:22,386 --> 00:58:23,761
Grešnik.
1141
00:58:25,386 --> 00:58:26,177
Grešnik.
1142
00:58:43,427 --> 00:58:44,886
zašto plačeš
1143
00:58:48,302 --> 00:58:49,635
Kako je tako pobjegla?
1144
00:58:49,636 --> 00:58:50,886
Tko je pobjegao?
1145
00:58:53,969 --> 00:58:55,136
Sve je uništeno!
1146
00:58:57,469 --> 00:58:58,386
gospodine,
1147
00:58:59,094 --> 00:59:01,136
Kći mi je pobjegla od kuće.
1148
00:59:01,844 --> 00:59:03,886
- Vjenčanje joj je bilo dva dana kasnije.
- da
1149
00:59:04,302 --> 00:59:05,635
I pobjegla je
kod istog slastičara
1150
00:59:05,636 --> 00:59:07,802
koji su došli praviti slatkiše
za njezino vjenčanje.
1151
00:59:08,136 --> 00:59:09,552
Uzela je 200.000 rupija u gotovini.
1152
00:59:09,761 --> 00:59:12,052
i pet kila zlata. gospodine.
1153
00:59:12,844 --> 00:59:14,302
Sve je uništeno, gospodine.
1154
00:59:14,677 --> 00:59:16,094
Svi su osramoćeni.
1155
00:59:17,094 --> 00:59:17,927
Shishu.
1156
00:59:25,886 --> 00:59:29,844
Policajac je proveo cijeli život
uzimanje mita za prikupljanje miraza
1157
00:59:30,011 --> 00:59:31,219
za vjenčanje njegove kćeri.
1158
00:59:33,469 --> 00:59:35,094
Slastičar je uzeo
miraz i pobjegao s njom.
1159
00:59:37,886 --> 00:59:41,136
Račun loših djela
riješeno je, to je sve.
1160
00:59:42,886 --> 00:59:44,844
Ljudi siju sjeme
trnovita jabuka,
1161
00:59:45,136 --> 00:59:46,719
i poželi mango.
1162
00:59:47,886 --> 00:59:49,469
Oni siju sjeme zla,
1163
00:59:50,594 --> 00:59:52,511
ali kad vrijeme
za plaćanje dolazi,
1164
00:59:53,469 --> 00:59:56,719
idu ponuditi zlato i srebro
kao mito Bogu.
1165
00:59:59,427 --> 01:00:01,177
Ponuda zlata neće uspjeti.
1166
01:00:03,302 --> 01:00:05,261
Samo sijanjem sjemena dobrote
1167
01:00:05,594 --> 01:00:07,177
raste li žetva mira.
1168
01:00:09,469 --> 01:00:10,927
Još ima vremena Deepak,
1169
01:00:12,094 --> 01:00:13,136
pokajati se,
1170
01:00:14,969 --> 01:00:16,177
u suprotnom snosite posljedice.
1171
01:00:17,094 --> 01:00:18,094
Brat.
1172
01:00:20,636 --> 01:00:22,552
Brate, sve sam shvatio
1173
01:00:23,511 --> 01:00:25,094
ali kakva je ovo trnova jabuka?
1174
01:00:26,636 --> 01:00:28,636
Oh, objasnit ću ti
tebi ponekad kad smo sami.
1175
01:00:29,302 --> 01:00:31,094
Trenutno se čini kao Sirov
1176
01:00:31,261 --> 01:00:32,344
luplup se događa.
1177
01:00:34,511 --> 01:00:35,677
Luplup.
1178
01:00:37,011 --> 01:00:39,260
Kad uplašeno srce sklizne
iz grudi
1179
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,719
i počne udarati po leđima,
1180
01:00:42,094 --> 01:00:44,511
to se zove luplup.
1181
01:00:44,844 --> 01:00:48,552
Oh! Gospodine, oh gospodine, ne brinite.
1182
01:00:48,761 --> 01:00:50,843
Vrč tvojih grijeha
još nije puna.
1183
01:00:50,844 --> 01:00:52,385
Dan kada tvoji grijesi preplave,
1184
01:00:52,386 --> 01:00:54,052
taj dan ćeš biti pretučen
sa svih strana.
1185
01:00:54,177 --> 01:00:54,927
gospodine.
1186
01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:56,886
Gospodine, gori u vašoj sobi.
1187
01:00:57,011 --> 01:00:58,636
Gospodine, trčite, gospodine.
1188
01:01:13,136 --> 01:01:14,386
Grešnik.
1189
01:01:16,302 --> 01:01:17,719
Grešnik.
1190
01:01:19,219 --> 01:01:20,094
Grešnik.
1191
01:02:08,052 --> 01:02:09,927
Sav novac je izgorio.
ja sam upropaštena.
1192
01:02:10,302 --> 01:02:11,844
Sigurno ste bili šokirani.
1193
01:02:12,177 --> 01:02:13,636
Znao sam to unaprijed.
1194
01:02:14,052 --> 01:02:15,844
Taj jinx koji si postavio
u vašem horoskopu.
1195
01:02:16,386 --> 01:02:19,261
Vuci ih za kosu
i baci ih u auto.
1196
01:02:20,761 --> 01:02:22,928
Provjerit ću im horoskope.
1197
01:02:26,386 --> 01:02:29,886
Prava stvar je tvoja karma, draga.
1198
01:02:30,136 --> 01:02:32,469
- Prava stvar...
- Šogor
1199
01:02:33,552 --> 01:02:35,261
Evo, šurjače, jedi.
1200
01:02:35,844 --> 01:02:38,552
- Prava stvar, jedi.
- Fufa!
1201
01:02:38,677 --> 01:02:39,261
da, da,
1202
01:02:39,386 --> 01:02:40,885
- Oh Foofa!
- Oh, da!
1203
01:02:40,886 --> 01:02:42,052
Fufa!
1204
01:02:42,177 --> 01:02:43,261
Prava stvar
1205
01:02:43,969 --> 01:02:46,469
je tvoja karma, draga.
1206
01:02:48,094 --> 01:02:49,136
Fufa!
1207
01:02:49,261 --> 01:02:52,261
Rekao si mi da uhvatim ovo dvoje u zamku
u mreži iluzije.
1208
01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:53,886
U redu, zarobio sam ih.
1209
01:02:54,094 --> 01:02:57,426
Sada, dok hvatam Rahua i Ketua,
I sam sam upao u zamku.
1210
01:02:57,427 --> 01:03:00,094
Moja priča ne ide nikuda naprijed.
Ne znam što se dogodilo.
1211
01:03:00,302 --> 01:03:03,010
Mislim da imam spisateljsku blokadu.
1212
01:03:03,011 --> 01:03:04,219
- Možda.
- Dakle.
1213
01:03:04,969 --> 01:03:06,051
Trebam tvoju pomoć.
1214
01:03:06,052 --> 01:03:07,511
To je tvoja priča.
Sami to napišete.
1215
01:03:07,761 --> 01:03:09,218
Prava stvar je tvoja karma...
1216
01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:10,885
Ja, ja ću to napisati.
1217
01:03:10,886 --> 01:03:13,969
Ali kako ću naći
koscenarist poput tebe?
1218
01:03:14,094 --> 01:03:15,051
Zaboravi, sine.
1219
01:03:15,052 --> 01:03:17,802
Ti i tvoja priča neće biti
sposobni podnijeti ono što pišem.
1220
01:03:18,636 --> 01:03:19,635
Ja ću to riješiti.
1221
01:03:19,636 --> 01:03:20,968
Sada, molim vas, pišite naprijed.
1222
01:03:20,969 --> 01:03:22,010
Razmisli dobro.
1223
01:03:22,011 --> 01:03:23,761
Brzo začinim.
1224
01:03:23,969 --> 01:03:24,969
Izgorjet ćeš.
1225
01:03:25,261 --> 01:03:26,468
Stavit ću led.
1226
01:03:26,469 --> 01:03:28,177
Molim te, nemoj prestati pisati.
1227
01:03:29,969 --> 01:03:32,635
Zamolio sam te da napišeš
1228
01:03:32,636 --> 01:03:35,261
a ti si zatvorila dnevnik
i gurnula ga prema meni.
1229
01:03:35,469 --> 01:03:36,261
Zašto?
1230
01:03:37,302 --> 01:03:38,261
Zašto?
1231
01:03:38,844 --> 01:03:42,302
Sada će i sam pisac otići
i objasni to liku.
1232
01:03:42,844 --> 01:03:44,302
Tko razumije, bit će spašen,
1233
01:03:44,469 --> 01:03:47,511
a onaj koji nema
zažalit će što stoji tu.
1234
01:03:49,761 --> 01:03:54,052
Prava stvar je tvoja karma, draga.
1235
01:04:04,511 --> 01:04:06,176
Dobio sam tisuću rupija
vrijedan dizela jutros.
1236
01:04:06,177 --> 01:04:07,302
Kako je ponestalo?
1237
01:04:08,136 --> 01:04:09,469
Dizel nije nestao.
1238
01:04:10,094 --> 01:04:11,552
Baksuzi su počeli.
1239
01:04:12,094 --> 01:04:13,635
Bansi, ne pričaj gluposti.
1240
01:04:13,636 --> 01:04:14,844
Ne vjerujem ništa od ovoga.
1241
01:04:14,969 --> 01:04:16,552
Možete napraviti test i vidjeti.
1242
01:04:18,636 --> 01:04:19,427
Test.
1243
01:04:25,511 --> 01:04:26,261
Sići.
1244
01:04:26,844 --> 01:04:27,677
Sići.
1245
01:04:27,927 --> 01:04:29,218
Hajde, spusti se,
spusti se, gurajmo.
1246
01:04:29,219 --> 01:04:31,177
Hej, ne obraćam se tebi.
1247
01:04:32,052 --> 01:04:32,843
Sići.
1248
01:04:32,844 --> 01:04:33,827
U redu.
1249
01:04:34,177 --> 01:04:35,094
Sići.
1250
01:04:42,177 --> 01:04:43,093
Uspravi se.
1251
01:04:43,094 --> 01:04:44,052
U redu.
1252
01:04:46,386 --> 01:04:48,261
Jesi li jadnik?
1253
01:04:48,386 --> 01:04:49,969
Uništio si mi um.
1254
01:04:50,261 --> 01:04:51,552
Udarit ću te pravo
nasred čela.
1255
01:04:51,677 --> 01:04:53,135
Napravit ću treće oko, huljo.
Razumijete li?
1256
01:04:53,136 --> 01:04:54,135
Tko ste vas dvoje?
1257
01:04:54,136 --> 01:04:55,344
Zdravo!
1258
01:04:55,969 --> 01:04:57,761
- tko si ti
- Rizikirati.
1259
01:05:06,552 --> 01:05:09,511
Myself Kingmaker što znači preuzimatelj rizika.
1260
01:05:09,719 --> 01:05:13,011
Kralja pretvaram u prosjaka
a prosjaka u premijera.
1261
01:05:13,219 --> 01:05:15,301
Gdje god dođem, pokvarim se
već ustaljena igra.
1262
01:05:15,302 --> 01:05:16,093
Dat ću ti jednu.
1263
01:05:16,094 --> 01:05:18,427
Život ti je zbrkan
Ipak ste arogantni?
1264
01:05:18,552 --> 01:05:19,927
Zašto, draga, zašto?
1265
01:05:21,011 --> 01:05:22,718
Tko je od Rahu Ketua napravio baksuz?
1266
01:05:22,719 --> 01:05:23,677
jesam.
1267
01:05:23,886 --> 01:05:25,551
Tko je natjerao Bansija da upozna Meenua?
1268
01:05:25,552 --> 01:05:26,469
jesam.
1269
01:05:26,844 --> 01:05:29,301
Tko je natjerao Deepaka da poljubi Meenu?
1270
01:05:29,302 --> 01:05:31,052
- WHO?
- Jesam, tko drugi?
1271
01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:34,552
Mogu psa pretvoriti u lava
a lav u crva.
1272
01:05:35,261 --> 01:05:36,094
reci mi,
1273
01:05:36,344 --> 01:05:37,468
želiš li postati lav
1274
01:05:37,469 --> 01:05:39,386
- ili živjeti životom crva?
- Hej, stari.
1275
01:05:39,886 --> 01:05:41,511
Ne znam za crve i sve,
1276
01:05:41,719 --> 01:05:43,469
ali ako nastaviš govoriti
u ovakvim zagonetkama,
1277
01:05:43,636 --> 01:05:45,468
Staviću ti metlu u grlo
i pretvoriti vas u helikopter
1278
01:05:45,469 --> 01:05:46,511
Nastavit ćeš se vrtjeti.
1279
01:05:46,636 --> 01:05:48,302
Sad mi brzo reci što
znaš za njih.
1280
01:05:48,427 --> 01:05:49,636
Ovdje je jako zagušljivo.
1281
01:05:49,969 --> 01:05:50,968
izađi,
1282
01:05:50,969 --> 01:05:53,386
Objasnit ću to na otvorenom.
Ispričat ću ti cijelu priču.
1283
01:05:53,552 --> 01:05:54,344
dođi
1284
01:05:54,636 --> 01:05:55,969
To je vrlo zanimljiva priča.
1285
01:05:56,677 --> 01:05:57,552
Ono što se dogodilo je.
1286
01:05:57,677 --> 01:05:59,260
Jednom davno...
1287
01:05:59,261 --> 01:06:00,552
Desilo se ovako,
1288
01:06:02,386 --> 01:06:04,094
prije 2000 godina,
1289
01:06:04,219 --> 01:06:05,760
nakon bitke između
Aleksandar i Porus,
1290
01:06:05,761 --> 01:06:08,676
kad se Aleksandar spremao
vratiti se iz Indije,
1291
01:06:08,677 --> 01:06:10,719
njegov zapovjednik odbio je poći s njim
1292
01:06:11,011 --> 01:06:12,552
i ostao negdje ovdje u Manaliju.
1293
01:06:13,844 --> 01:06:16,176
Alexander je imao čudan dnevnik sudbine
1294
01:06:16,177 --> 01:06:18,176
na kojem je ispisao vlastitu sudbinu
svojim rukama,
1295
01:06:18,177 --> 01:06:20,636
a zbog kojih
vladao je cijelim svijetom.
1296
01:06:20,969 --> 01:06:23,219
Alexander je dao taj dnevnik
svom zapovjedniku.
1297
01:06:23,969 --> 01:06:26,718
I danas je taj dnevnik živ
i s piscem je
1298
01:06:26,719 --> 01:06:28,927
čije je ime Churu Lal Sharma.
1299
01:06:29,177 --> 01:06:32,302
Churu Lal Sharma je napisao priču,
i ova dvojica, Rahu Ketu,
1300
01:06:32,719 --> 01:06:33,969
junaci su iste priče.
1301
01:06:34,094 --> 01:06:35,094
- Što znači?
- Što znači?
1302
01:06:35,386 --> 01:06:37,511
Što god to značilo
pisac piše u priči,
1303
01:06:37,677 --> 01:06:39,302
postaje unutarnji glas
obojice,
1304
01:06:39,594 --> 01:06:42,136
a ova dvojica rade god
ovaj ih glas tjera na to.
1305
01:06:42,844 --> 01:06:46,719
Istim riječima, na engleskom,
naziva se i Glas podsvijesti.
1306
01:06:46,969 --> 01:06:47,886
huh
1307
01:06:48,052 --> 01:06:49,635
Ovaj podinspektor stoji ovdje,
1308
01:06:49,636 --> 01:06:51,301
koji je ovo odjel
Podsvijest brate?
1309
01:06:51,302 --> 01:06:53,302
Katedra za foofologiju.
1310
01:06:53,469 --> 01:06:55,552
Oprostite, ujače, samo minutu.
1311
01:06:55,844 --> 01:06:59,302
Znači li to da netko drugi snima
i šalje glas u nama?
1312
01:06:59,427 --> 01:07:00,761
Apsolutno, dijete moje.
1313
01:07:00,886 --> 01:07:02,969
U redu, pretpostavimo
netko drugi snima,
1314
01:07:03,219 --> 01:07:05,136
ali kako taj glas ulazi u nas?
1315
01:07:05,386 --> 01:07:07,094
Način na koji slatkoća ulazi u mango,
1316
01:07:07,636 --> 01:07:09,136
način na koji voda ulazi u oblake,
1317
01:07:09,386 --> 01:07:11,261
način na koji miris ulazi u zrak,
1318
01:07:11,427 --> 01:07:14,177
način na koji ljubav ulazi u srca.
1319
01:07:14,469 --> 01:07:16,135
Hej, jesi li uzimao suhe droge?
1320
01:07:16,136 --> 01:07:18,510
Ako ne vjeruješ,
onda idi i upoznaj Churua odmah
1321
01:07:18,511 --> 01:07:19,911
i vidi taj neobični dnevnik.
1322
01:07:20,667 --> 01:07:23,417
Taj se dnevnik čuva u ladici
stola njegove knjižnice.
1323
01:07:23,594 --> 01:07:24,802
kako znas
1324
01:07:25,636 --> 01:07:26,761
Rekao sam ti, zar ne,
1325
01:07:27,177 --> 01:07:30,094
da je Aleksandar dao taj dnevnik
svom zapovjedniku kad je odlazio.
1326
01:07:30,219 --> 01:07:33,177
Mora da ga je dao,
ali kako si saznao?
1327
01:07:33,677 --> 01:07:35,802
Jer ja sam taj zapovjednik.
1328
01:07:36,011 --> 01:07:38,219
Zapovjedniče, sjednite na moja kola.
1329
01:07:39,011 --> 01:07:40,926
Pobijedit ću te pred svima.
1330
01:07:40,927 --> 01:07:42,344
dođi dođi
1331
01:07:43,136 --> 01:07:43,927
dođi
1332
01:08:01,011 --> 01:08:05,011
Madarchai gospodine,
poslušaj me barem, molim te.
1333
01:08:06,094 --> 01:08:08,177
Reci moje ime ispravno.
1334
01:08:09,427 --> 01:08:10,469
Morde...
1335
01:08:14,094 --> 01:08:16,844
(Bore se)
1336
01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:19,886
br.
1337
01:08:45,886 --> 01:08:46,886
Bansi,
1338
01:08:47,052 --> 01:08:48,219
Gdje si dovraga?
1339
01:08:48,386 --> 01:08:50,969
Taj Madar Chai je za mnom,
on me želi ubiti, čovječe.
1340
01:08:51,094 --> 01:08:52,135
Spasi me, molim te.
1341
01:08:52,136 --> 01:08:53,260
Učini kako ti kažem.
1342
01:08:53,261 --> 01:08:54,718
Ne postavljaj pitanja.
1343
01:08:54,719 --> 01:08:56,552
Obojica ćemo vladati svemirom.
1344
01:08:56,719 --> 01:09:00,927
Postoji pisac u Kasolu,
Churu Lal Sharma.
1345
01:09:09,344 --> 01:09:10,136
Eh!
1346
01:09:10,802 --> 01:09:11,761
tko je
1347
01:09:12,219 --> 01:09:13,219
WHO?
1348
01:09:14,969 --> 01:09:16,677
Eh! WHO?
1349
01:09:49,927 --> 01:09:51,802
Foofa, gdje si bio
sve ovo vrijeme?
1350
01:09:52,011 --> 01:09:53,843
Zamolio sam te da napišeš
priča, zar ne?
1351
01:09:53,844 --> 01:09:56,386
Pogledaj što sam ti donio.
1352
01:09:57,261 --> 01:09:58,511
hajde
1353
01:10:20,719 --> 01:10:21,718
Zašto ste ga doveli ovamo?
1354
01:10:21,719 --> 01:10:23,052
Rahu Ketu.
1355
01:10:23,386 --> 01:10:24,969
Zar nećeš zagrliti svog oca?
1356
01:10:25,552 --> 01:10:26,511
Papa.
1357
01:10:27,636 --> 01:10:29,927
Hej Ketu, jesu li očevi stvarno ovakvi?
1358
01:10:30,136 --> 01:10:32,676
Takvi bi očevi bili potrošeni
na njihovu djecu, čovječe.
1359
01:10:32,677 --> 01:10:35,343
Hej, ako upisuješ gluposti na Googleu,
pojavi se ovaj tip.
1360
01:10:35,344 --> 01:10:37,594
Čovječe, nećemo postati tvoji sinovi.
1361
01:10:37,719 --> 01:10:38,844
Dovedi mamu.
1362
01:10:39,427 --> 01:10:40,552
Koja mama?
1363
01:10:41,094 --> 01:10:42,136
Koja mama?
1364
01:10:42,511 --> 01:10:43,926
Oh, mama Dnevnik!
1365
01:10:43,927 --> 01:10:45,136
Onaj koji nas je stvorio.
1366
01:10:45,261 --> 01:10:45,802
Idi i dovedi je.
1367
01:10:45,969 --> 01:10:48,219
A zapovjednik nije došao sam.
1368
01:10:50,594 --> 01:10:53,219
Cijela vojska Himachala je s njim.
1369
01:10:53,511 --> 01:10:55,636
Evo, uzmi moje oružje.
1370
01:10:55,844 --> 01:10:57,594
Koristite ga s malo ljubavi.
1371
01:10:58,094 --> 01:10:58,927
Gdje je dnevnik?
1372
01:10:59,136 --> 01:11:00,676
Tko si ti i koji dnevnik?
1373
01:11:00,677 --> 01:11:02,302
- Udari ga jedan.
- Ne.
1374
01:11:02,886 --> 01:11:03,886
Udariti ga?
1375
01:11:04,094 --> 01:11:08,468
Taj dnevnik, taj dnevnik,
Ja, zaboravio sam gdje sam ga držao.
1376
01:11:08,469 --> 01:11:09,761
Sada, drugo!
1377
01:11:10,927 --> 01:11:12,636
Drugi? Varanje
1378
01:11:13,219 --> 01:11:14,676
ja... ja...
1379
01:11:14,677 --> 01:11:15,926
Ja ću ga donijeti.
1380
01:11:15,927 --> 01:11:17,302
Ne donosite.
1381
01:11:17,719 --> 01:11:18,886
Idemo ga uzeti.
1382
01:11:19,052 --> 01:11:20,051
Ne bulji tako.
1383
01:11:20,052 --> 01:11:21,427
Nemojte se iznenaditi.
1384
01:11:21,552 --> 01:11:23,802
Nemojte se iznenaditi.
Raspoložio sam sve svoje karte.
1385
01:11:24,469 --> 01:11:26,427
Sada je došlo do obrata u priči.
1386
01:11:26,677 --> 01:11:28,636
Sa začinima, parajući dhoti.
1387
01:11:28,969 --> 01:11:32,052
Sada ćemo dobiti pravu zabavu.
1388
01:11:32,677 --> 01:11:33,426
mrzim te
1389
01:11:33,427 --> 01:11:34,677
volim te
1390
01:11:36,719 --> 01:11:37,469
Foofa.
1391
01:11:37,761 --> 01:11:38,301
Mama?
1392
01:11:38,302 --> 01:11:39,302
Mama je tamo.
1393
01:11:43,386 --> 01:11:44,551
Idi, idi, idi, idi.
1394
01:11:44,552 --> 01:11:46,010
O čovječe, piscu, pokaži malo poštovanja.
1395
01:11:46,011 --> 01:11:47,051
Hajde, piscu.
1396
01:11:47,052 --> 01:11:48,469
Hajde, uzmi dnevnik.
1397
01:11:49,427 --> 01:11:51,052
Uzmi, uzmi.
1398
01:11:52,594 --> 01:11:53,719
Otvori ga.
1399
01:11:53,969 --> 01:11:55,011
Evo, čovječe.
1400
01:11:56,719 --> 01:11:57,760
Gdje je moj dnevnik?
1401
01:11:57,761 --> 01:11:58,718
Ukraden je.
1402
01:11:58,719 --> 01:11:59,718
Zar ne, Bansi?
1403
01:11:59,719 --> 01:12:00,636
ha?
1404
01:12:01,011 --> 01:12:01,760
Ukraden je.
1405
01:12:01,761 --> 01:12:03,636
Nitko ga nije ukrao, on ga je sakrio.
1406
01:12:03,761 --> 01:12:04,510
On je to učinio.
1407
01:12:04,511 --> 01:12:05,801
Pretraživanje.
1408
01:12:05,802 --> 01:12:06,760
Jedna minuta.
1409
01:12:06,761 --> 01:12:07,718
Kako to izgleda?
1410
01:12:07,719 --> 01:12:08,843
Prelijepa.
1411
01:12:08,844 --> 01:12:09,886
Visok i širok.
1412
01:12:10,219 --> 01:12:11,385
Pisano zlatnim slovima.
1413
01:12:11,386 --> 01:12:12,593
Neobične priče.
1414
01:12:12,594 --> 01:12:14,344
- Čudne priče.
- Traži.
1415
01:12:14,552 --> 01:12:15,511
Pretraživanje.
1416
01:12:15,802 --> 01:12:17,760
Traži, traži.
1417
01:12:17,761 --> 01:12:19,511
Neobična priča.
1418
01:12:27,636 --> 01:12:29,260
Naslovnica, naslovnica, koje je boje naslovnica?
1419
01:12:29,261 --> 01:12:30,677
zlatni.
1420
01:12:31,594 --> 01:12:33,011
Hej, gdje je?
1421
01:12:33,302 --> 01:12:35,386
- Našao, našao, našao, našao.
- Našao sam.
1422
01:12:35,511 --> 01:12:36,969
Ne, ne, ne, ne.
1423
01:12:37,636 --> 01:12:38,927
Pretraživanje.
1424
01:12:43,427 --> 01:12:44,302
gospodine.
1425
01:12:45,761 --> 01:12:46,927
Ranije su bila dva,
1426
01:12:47,261 --> 01:12:48,552
a sada su četiri,
1427
01:12:48,719 --> 01:12:51,343
a sada sve četiri
od njih čine tvoje ono...
1428
01:12:51,344 --> 01:12:53,219
riječ koju ti ne mogu ni reći.
1429
01:12:54,177 --> 01:12:57,052
Ali počinje s 'Choo'
i završava s 'ya'.
1430
01:12:57,969 --> 01:12:59,802
Između ima i 'T'.
1431
01:12:59,927 --> 01:13:00,927
To je taj.
1432
01:13:01,677 --> 01:13:05,261
Proglasite ovo dvoje certificiranih ludima
i zatvoriti slučaj.
1433
01:13:05,636 --> 01:13:08,011
Ako se netko od njih ponovno vidi,
pucati u njih. Jasno?
1434
01:13:08,636 --> 01:13:09,469
Ustani.
1435
01:13:14,219 --> 01:13:15,927
Tko mi je ukrao dnevnik?
1436
01:13:16,511 --> 01:13:18,427
Tko je ukrao moj dnevnik, Foofa?
1437
01:13:20,802 --> 01:13:22,844
Čini se kao čista glupost.
1438
01:13:23,802 --> 01:13:27,968
Znači sve što se dogodilo
u mom životu otkako sam upoznao Rahu Ketu,
1439
01:13:27,969 --> 01:13:29,469
taj pisac je to činio.
1440
01:13:30,261 --> 01:13:32,636
Rahu, Ketu heroji,
a ja sam zlikovac.
1441
01:13:35,386 --> 01:13:36,594
Sada razumijem,
1442
01:13:36,719 --> 01:13:37,676
čovjek je to pisao, zar ne?
1443
01:13:37,677 --> 01:13:39,677
On će točno napisati
ovo za žensku priču.
1444
01:13:40,677 --> 01:13:42,760
Sve stvari na koje me on tjerao, čovječe.
1445
01:13:42,761 --> 01:13:44,427
Moj um govori da su to besmislice,
1446
01:13:44,761 --> 01:13:46,052
ali moje srce kaže da je istina.
1447
01:13:47,886 --> 01:13:48,801
o cemu razmisljas
1448
01:13:48,802 --> 01:13:51,052
Razmišljam.
Krenimo od početka.
1449
01:13:51,802 --> 01:13:53,344
Napišimo svoju novu priču.
1450
01:13:54,386 --> 01:13:55,844
Bit ću premijer,
1451
01:13:56,219 --> 01:13:57,343
ti ministar unutarnjih poslova.
1452
01:13:57,344 --> 01:13:58,677
Vladat ćemo državom.
1453
01:14:01,219 --> 01:14:02,176
Što!
1454
01:14:02,177 --> 01:14:04,094
Da, vladat ćemo.
1455
01:14:04,469 --> 01:14:05,261
Zar je tako lako?
1456
01:14:05,969 --> 01:14:08,010
Otvorite prvu stranicu
dnevnika i vidi.
1457
01:14:08,011 --> 01:14:08,927
Što je to?
1458
01:14:14,136 --> 01:14:15,302
Pravila priče.
1459
01:14:15,427 --> 01:14:16,219
Da.
1460
01:14:17,011 --> 01:14:18,052
Prvo pravilo.
1461
01:14:18,302 --> 01:14:19,885
Ne može se započeti nova priča
1462
01:14:19,886 --> 01:14:23,344
a da nije završio onaj
to je već počelo.
1463
01:14:23,927 --> 01:14:24,760
Drugo pravilo:
1464
01:14:24,761 --> 01:14:28,051
priča može ići samo naprijed
kroz heroja i samo heroja.
1465
01:14:28,052 --> 01:14:29,261
Treće pravilo:
1466
01:14:29,802 --> 01:14:33,261
što je napisano
ne može nitko izbrisati.
1467
01:14:35,594 --> 01:14:36,677
Što će se sada dogoditi?
1468
01:14:37,052 --> 01:14:38,011
Što sada?
1469
01:14:38,511 --> 01:14:40,052
Sada će biti haos,
što drugo?
1470
01:14:40,427 --> 01:14:41,760
Pa što ćeš učiniti?
1471
01:14:41,761 --> 01:14:43,511
Napisat ću četiri retka
1472
01:14:44,177 --> 01:14:46,511
i svi će neprijatelji biti uništeni.
1473
01:14:47,844 --> 01:14:49,927
Madarchai će postati prosjak,
1474
01:14:50,636 --> 01:14:52,302
junak će postati rob.
1475
01:14:53,886 --> 01:14:56,052
Postat ću kraljica kanabisa.
1476
01:14:56,802 --> 01:14:58,427
I ti, moja voljena.
1477
01:14:59,177 --> 01:15:00,136
voljeni?
1478
01:15:07,511 --> 01:15:10,344
Ti si vrlo jadan pisac, čovječe.
Da, moj Bože.
1479
01:15:10,677 --> 01:15:13,261
Pisac svog junaka čini nadčovjekom.
1480
01:15:13,469 --> 01:15:15,052
Stvari koje njihov heroj radi.
1481
01:15:15,219 --> 01:15:16,260
On diše vatru,
1482
01:15:16,261 --> 01:15:17,176
hoda po vodi,
1483
01:15:17,177 --> 01:15:18,426
leti u zraku, čovječe.
1484
01:15:18,427 --> 01:15:19,135
Točno!
1485
01:15:19,136 --> 01:15:20,261
A što si nam napravio?
1486
01:15:20,386 --> 01:15:21,427
Jinx.
1487
01:15:21,761 --> 01:15:23,177
kad bi ti morao napisati našu sudbinu,
1488
01:15:23,302 --> 01:15:24,968
trebao si napisati
100-200 crore rupija u našu sudbinu.
1489
01:15:24,969 --> 01:15:26,801
Ako ste htjeli ukloniti korupciju
iz Himachala,
1490
01:15:26,802 --> 01:15:28,801
trebao si nas napraviti
policijski komesar.
1491
01:15:28,802 --> 01:15:30,510
- Glavni ministar.
- da
1492
01:15:30,511 --> 01:15:32,969
Ove fotelje su korijen korupcije.
1493
01:15:33,261 --> 01:15:34,926
Zamisli, da sam tebe napravio istim,
1494
01:15:34,927 --> 01:15:36,344
kakva bi razlika bila?
1495
01:15:36,469 --> 01:15:37,510
Povijest je svjedok.
1496
01:15:37,511 --> 01:15:39,426
Svi heroji u današnjem svijetu
1497
01:15:39,427 --> 01:15:41,052
bili autsajderi u nekom trenutku.
1498
01:15:41,302 --> 01:15:42,469
Mahatma Gandhi ji,
1499
01:15:42,719 --> 01:15:43,511
Bhagat Singh ji,
1500
01:15:43,636 --> 01:15:44,594
Amitabh Bachchan ji,
1501
01:15:44,719 --> 01:15:45,718
Shah Rukh Khan ji,
1502
01:15:45,719 --> 01:15:46,844
Charlie Chaplin ji,
1503
01:15:47,011 --> 01:15:47,801
Bruce Lee ji.
1504
01:15:47,802 --> 01:15:50,468
Hej, i oni su sami sebi ispisali sudbinu
vlastitim rukama.
1505
01:15:50,469 --> 01:15:51,218
Jesu, zar ne?
1506
01:15:51,219 --> 01:15:54,302
Hej, oni bi mogli pisati, mi ne možemo,
1507
01:15:54,511 --> 01:15:56,344
jer njihova je sudbina
u njihovim rukama,
1508
01:15:56,511 --> 01:15:58,176
a naša je sudbina bila
u tvojim rukama prije.
1509
01:15:58,177 --> 01:16:00,344
Sada ne znam u čijim je rukama.
1510
01:16:00,511 --> 01:16:02,427
Stvarno se bojim, čovječe.
1511
01:16:02,761 --> 01:16:05,136
Ne znam što sve mora
pisati u našoj sudbini sada.
1512
01:16:05,886 --> 01:16:07,761
ne znam što sve
on će nas sada natjerati.
1513
01:16:07,969 --> 01:16:09,886
Rahu će ustati,
1514
01:16:11,052 --> 01:16:15,344
i idi u Ketu,
1515
01:16:18,136 --> 01:16:19,302
Gledajući
1516
01:16:21,886 --> 01:16:24,177
u Ketuove oči,
1517
01:16:25,511 --> 01:16:26,552
i reci.
1518
01:16:36,386 --> 01:16:37,677
Ketu dragi.
1519
01:16:39,969 --> 01:16:42,052
Što misliš o meni?
1520
01:16:42,302 --> 01:16:45,594
Što je magarac sa zecom
lice radi u ljudskom tijelu?
1521
01:16:58,302 --> 01:16:59,802
Ne govorim o njemu,
1522
01:17:00,886 --> 01:17:02,427
govorim o sebi.
1523
01:17:04,094 --> 01:17:06,261
Kad si me prvi put vidio,
1524
01:17:07,552 --> 01:17:08,761
Što ste osjećali?
1525
01:17:09,761 --> 01:17:11,511
Došlo mi je da povratim.
1526
01:17:11,677 --> 01:17:13,385
Plin se digao do mog mozga.
Jasno?
1527
01:17:13,386 --> 01:17:16,261
Doktor mi je rekao da se klonim
od ove bolesti. Idi natrag.
1528
01:17:17,511 --> 01:17:18,469
znate
1529
01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:21,636
kad god izađem iz bilo koje ulice,
1530
01:17:22,261 --> 01:17:24,261
momci se okrenu i pogledaju me,
1531
01:17:25,177 --> 01:17:26,594
i tu si ti,
1532
01:17:26,761 --> 01:17:28,219
koji nikad ni ne pogledaju.
1533
01:17:29,136 --> 01:17:30,427
Kad god ga vidim,
1534
01:17:30,844 --> 01:17:34,177
ovaj napuhani idiot mi se nabacuje
1535
01:17:34,511 --> 01:17:36,968
i nastavlja me proganjati govoreći
"Meenu, Meenu".
1536
01:17:36,969 --> 01:17:40,011
Dođe mi da ga bocnem
prstom i rasprsnuvši ga.
1537
01:17:40,386 --> 01:17:42,969
Oh ho ho! Meenu Taxi.
1538
01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:46,552
Oprostite.
1539
01:17:49,261 --> 01:17:51,468
- Mogu li ući kod vas?
- Ne.
1540
01:17:51,469 --> 01:17:53,219
- Mogu li ući.
- Ne.
1541
01:17:53,552 --> 01:17:54,719
- Ne.
- Ne.
1542
01:17:54,886 --> 01:17:56,593
- Ne.
- Ne.
1543
01:17:56,594 --> 01:17:59,052
Meenu. Meenu. Meenu.
Meenu. Meenu. meni...
1544
01:17:59,177 --> 01:18:00,593
Molim te, preklinjem te.
1545
01:18:00,594 --> 01:18:02,677
Molim te, ne ostavljaj me, Meenu, molim te.
1546
01:18:02,802 --> 01:18:07,052
Ja, ja, kunem se, kupat ću se svaki dan.
1547
01:18:07,177 --> 01:18:09,551
Donijet ću grickalice
za tebe svaki dan.
1548
01:18:09,552 --> 01:18:11,219
Molim te, ne ostavljaj me, čovječe.
1549
01:18:11,594 --> 01:18:14,136
Odlazi, neću ostati u tebi,
idi, prvo se okupaj.
1550
01:18:14,469 --> 01:18:16,551
Dođi, i usta ti mirišu
mrtvi štakor.
1551
01:18:16,552 --> 01:18:19,801
Prvo namažite kiselinom
i vrati se, a onda ću razmisliti.
1552
01:18:19,802 --> 01:18:21,261
Meenu, Meenu.
1553
01:18:21,636 --> 01:18:22,761
Meenu, izađi brzo.
1554
01:18:22,969 --> 01:18:23,968
Izađi brzo.
1555
01:18:23,969 --> 01:18:24,885
Brojat ću do tri,
1556
01:18:24,886 --> 01:18:26,760
inače ću se slomiti
vrata i uđi.
1557
01:18:26,761 --> 01:18:27,802
Izađi brzo.
1558
01:18:31,261 --> 01:18:34,469
Zašto si uzeo
mrtvo tijelo mog oca iz vode?
1559
01:18:36,427 --> 01:18:38,843
Zašto ste uzeli to mrtvo tijelo?
u policijsku postaju?
1560
01:18:38,844 --> 01:18:41,511
Meenu je počeo pisati u dnevnik.
1561
01:18:41,677 --> 01:18:42,677
Gubi se odavde.
1562
01:18:42,969 --> 01:18:45,176
Gubi se odavde, mali! Nastavi.
1563
01:18:45,177 --> 01:18:48,677
Udari pisca svoje vrste.
1564
01:18:48,927 --> 01:18:51,386
Pisala si moju priču,
zar nisi?
1565
01:18:51,844 --> 01:18:53,427
Zbog tebe je moj otac ubijen.
1566
01:18:53,636 --> 01:18:55,677
Prouzročio si mi milijunski gubitak.
1567
01:18:56,136 --> 01:18:59,426
Madarchai je žedan
za moju krv zbog tebe.
1568
01:18:59,427 --> 01:19:01,011
S tobom ću se obračunati.
1569
01:19:01,177 --> 01:19:02,594
Izvadi mojih 7,5 milijuna rupija.
1570
01:19:02,761 --> 01:19:03,469
meni...
1571
01:19:05,011 --> 01:19:07,135
Govoriš iz Ketua?
1572
01:19:07,136 --> 01:19:10,469
Da, baš kao što si rekao.
Iznutra ovo dvoje.
1573
01:19:11,011 --> 01:19:11,801
WHO?
1574
01:19:11,802 --> 01:19:13,594
- Iznutra ovo dvoje.
- Gubi se.
1575
01:19:14,344 --> 01:19:15,052
Ketu
1576
01:19:15,177 --> 01:19:17,344
Hej, trči, trči.
Koliko daleko ćete trčati?
1577
01:19:17,469 --> 01:19:18,968
Hej, jednog dana ćete svi biti uhvaćeni.
1578
01:19:18,969 --> 01:19:21,385
Milosti moga srca.
Moje slatke poslastice.
1579
01:19:21,386 --> 01:19:22,343
Trči, čovječe.
1580
01:19:22,344 --> 01:19:23,886
Hej, trči, ljubavi moja.
1581
01:19:26,886 --> 01:19:28,136
Hej, Meenu. Meenu.
1582
01:19:28,261 --> 01:19:29,052
Ketu. Ketu. Ketu.
1583
01:19:29,177 --> 01:19:30,802
- Što?
- Brate Meenu, brate Meenu.
1584
01:19:31,344 --> 01:19:33,219
Nismo valjda kriminalci?
1585
01:19:34,677 --> 01:19:36,052
Zašto udaraš?
1586
01:19:36,261 --> 01:19:37,718
Koji prijatelj?
1587
01:19:37,719 --> 01:19:38,760
Koji brat?
1588
01:19:38,761 --> 01:19:40,593
Gubi se odavde, duhu!
Oluja je ovdje!
1589
01:19:40,594 --> 01:19:41,885
Ketu.
1590
01:19:41,886 --> 01:19:43,552
Mičite se.
1591
01:19:46,469 --> 01:19:47,260
Hej, idi.
1592
01:19:47,261 --> 01:19:48,801
Oh čovječe, neću se igrati s tobom.
1593
01:19:48,802 --> 01:19:50,052
Jesi li lud?
1594
01:19:51,427 --> 01:19:52,344
Trčanje.
1595
01:19:57,177 --> 01:19:58,802
Moj bungalov je ugrabljen.
1596
01:20:00,386 --> 01:20:01,844
Moj dnevnik je ukraden.
1597
01:20:04,219 --> 01:20:05,844
Sve se dogodilo zbog tebe.
1598
01:20:06,261 --> 01:20:08,927
Što god se dogodi,
što god da se treba dogoditi,
1599
01:20:09,177 --> 01:20:10,801
sve je unaprijed zapisano.
1600
01:20:10,802 --> 01:20:13,386
Čovječe, prestani držati govore.
1601
01:20:15,344 --> 01:20:16,593
Ja sam upropašten.
1602
01:20:16,594 --> 01:20:20,344
Gledajte, zadnjih 20 godina
nisi izašao iz svoje kuće.
1603
01:20:20,802 --> 01:20:22,052
Vaše misli su zastale.
1604
01:20:22,677 --> 01:20:24,761
Prestao si osjećati.
1605
01:20:25,511 --> 01:20:29,761
Samo umorne, dosadne priče
izaći iz ustajalog uma.
1606
01:20:32,011 --> 01:20:34,969
Pogledaj oko sebe u životu
i pažljivo slušaj.
1607
01:20:35,594 --> 01:20:38,386
Priroda pripovijeda novo,
svježe priče.
1608
01:20:39,052 --> 01:20:41,177
postati kao voda... voda.
1609
01:20:41,636 --> 01:20:44,969
Završite putovanje
od ledenjaka do mora, draga moja.
1610
01:20:46,052 --> 01:20:48,386
Naći ćeš blago
trove of stories lebdeći.
1611
01:20:49,344 --> 01:20:50,219
Ići.
1612
01:20:50,427 --> 01:20:51,469
Uzmi vodu.
1613
01:20:51,886 --> 01:20:53,219
Postati voda.
1614
01:21:05,844 --> 01:21:06,719
Ketu,
1615
01:21:06,844 --> 01:21:07,636
zdravo
1616
01:21:08,427 --> 01:21:10,302
Razumijem ovog Churu pisca, Meenu.
1617
01:21:10,552 --> 01:21:11,469
Ali Rahu?
1618
01:21:11,677 --> 01:21:13,052
Zašto si me natjerao da udarim Rahua?
1619
01:21:13,177 --> 01:21:14,136
Rahu.
1620
01:21:14,511 --> 01:21:16,177
Rahu mi je beskoristan, čovječe.
1621
01:21:16,427 --> 01:21:18,011
Mislio sam da ću ga ubiti
u sljedećoj sceni.
1622
01:21:18,219 --> 01:21:19,177
Joj!
1623
01:21:19,886 --> 01:21:21,635
Ako i jedna dlaka na sebi
glava mog brata je zbrkana,
1624
01:21:21,636 --> 01:21:23,593
Skinut ću ti kožu,
napravi bubanj od toga,
1625
01:21:23,594 --> 01:21:24,886
i tucite ga ujutro i navečer.
Jasno?
1626
01:21:25,011 --> 01:21:26,302
Ti si moj pijun.
1627
01:21:26,552 --> 01:21:28,426
Ako me nastaviš slušati,
onda ćeš živjeti u luksuzu.
1628
01:21:28,427 --> 01:21:29,636
Obećajem ti.
1629
01:21:30,011 --> 01:21:31,135
Što ako ne poslušam?
1630
01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:32,969
Nemaš izbora, heroju.
1631
01:21:33,136 --> 01:21:35,469
Grafikon vašeg karaktera
je napisano.
1632
01:21:35,677 --> 01:21:37,718
Morate učiniti točno
što je moj Meenu napisao.
1633
01:21:37,719 --> 01:21:38,927
Vidjet ćeš čudo.
1634
01:21:39,761 --> 01:21:40,719
magija.
1635
01:21:41,719 --> 01:21:45,177
Sad ćeš pokupiti moju cipelu
i dva puta se udario po glavi.
1636
01:21:45,427 --> 01:21:46,261
Što?
1637
01:21:46,469 --> 01:21:47,636
Je li to smiješno?
1638
01:21:48,636 --> 01:21:49,677
Podigni cipelu.
1639
01:21:50,844 --> 01:21:51,927
Oh!
1640
01:21:53,886 --> 01:21:55,302
Bez moje volje,
1641
01:21:55,511 --> 01:21:57,677
ruka mi je udarila u glavu
1642
01:21:58,302 --> 01:21:59,552
s cipelom.
1643
01:22:20,386 --> 01:22:22,011
Bravo cipele. Bravo.
1644
01:22:29,427 --> 01:22:31,052
Da, možeš ti to.
1645
01:22:31,927 --> 01:22:32,886
Želiš to?
1646
01:22:35,844 --> 01:22:37,136
Jesi li poludio?
1647
01:22:39,511 --> 01:22:41,594
Ketu, stvar je u tome...
1648
01:22:41,927 --> 01:22:44,386
Ako se ne predaš
na situaciju,
1649
01:22:44,636 --> 01:22:46,761
nastavit ćeš se boriti
sebe cijeli život.
1650
01:22:47,511 --> 01:22:49,469
Jer ovo što sam napisao
je ono što će se dogoditi.
1651
01:22:50,302 --> 01:22:51,427
slušaj me
1652
01:22:51,927 --> 01:22:53,302
Napravit ću od tebe Supermana.
1653
01:22:53,802 --> 01:22:55,927
Nećete dobiti ništa osim gotovine,
i živjeti u apsolutnom luksuzu.
1654
01:22:56,136 --> 01:22:57,552
A ako to ne učiniš,
1655
01:22:57,719 --> 01:22:58,802
Rahu je gotov.
1656
01:23:00,052 --> 01:23:01,719
Ne uvlači Rahua u ovo.
1657
01:23:02,094 --> 01:23:03,677
Samo ga oslobodi.
1658
01:23:04,094 --> 01:23:06,427
Idi, oslobodio sam Rahua.
1659
01:23:07,094 --> 01:23:08,511
Idi ga upoznati posljednji put.
1660
01:23:20,177 --> 01:23:22,844
Raditi stvari bez razloga
1661
01:23:23,761 --> 01:23:29,552
Pola tvoja, pola moja
1662
01:23:30,552 --> 01:23:33,302
Svađa bez razloga
1663
01:23:34,261 --> 01:23:39,051
Pola tvoja, pola moja
1664
01:23:39,052 --> 01:23:44,219
Mi smo isti, svijet je nov
1665
01:23:44,427 --> 01:23:49,386
Trenutak je isti,
dan je nov
1666
01:23:49,594 --> 01:23:54,469
Isti ste,
gdje god idete
1667
01:23:54,677 --> 01:24:00,469
Kuća je ista,
vrata su nova
1668
01:24:01,011 --> 01:24:03,676
Nema riječi, ali
1669
01:24:03,677 --> 01:24:06,344
Osjećaj je isti
1670
01:24:06,469 --> 01:24:08,718
Prijatelj može biti bilo gdje
1671
01:24:08,719 --> 01:24:11,593
Ali prijateljstvo je upravo ovdje
1672
01:24:11,594 --> 01:24:13,969
Ne sjećam se zašto
1673
01:24:14,219 --> 01:24:16,677
Ali sjećanje je isto
1674
01:24:16,927 --> 01:24:19,219
Prijatelj može biti bilo gdje
1675
01:24:19,344 --> 01:24:22,135
Ali prijateljstvo je upravo ovdje
1676
01:24:22,136 --> 01:24:24,677
Nema riječi, ali
1677
01:24:24,844 --> 01:24:27,261
Osjećaj je isti
1678
01:24:27,386 --> 01:24:29,552
Prijatelj može biti bilo gdje
1679
01:24:29,719 --> 01:24:32,551
- Ali prijateljstvo je upravo ovdje
1680
01:24:32,552 --> 01:24:35,135
Ne sjećam se zašto
1681
01:24:35,136 --> 01:24:37,676
Ali sjećanje je isto
1682
01:24:37,677 --> 01:24:40,052
Prijatelj može biti bilo gdje
1683
01:24:40,219 --> 01:24:43,177
Ali prijateljstvo je upravo ovdje
1684
01:26:05,511 --> 01:26:06,636
Makni se.
1685
01:26:08,719 --> 01:26:09,844
Nemoj to učiniti, čovječe.
1686
01:26:10,969 --> 01:26:12,051
Zar ti nisi brat?
1687
01:26:12,052 --> 01:26:13,011
Brat?
1688
01:26:14,927 --> 01:26:16,677
Koji prijatelj? Koji brat?
1689
01:26:17,302 --> 01:26:19,302
Gubi se odavde, duhu!
Oluja je ovdje!
1690
01:26:22,136 --> 01:26:23,219
Jesi li poludio?
1691
01:26:23,344 --> 01:26:24,594
jesam li poludio?
1692
01:26:39,761 --> 01:26:41,927
Ne, ne, ne! Ne papuča!
1693
01:26:49,802 --> 01:26:51,886
Dovoljno!
1694
01:26:52,594 --> 01:26:54,844
Zašto si otišao?
1695
01:27:01,302 --> 01:27:02,511
Dovoljno!
1696
01:27:09,136 --> 01:27:11,219
Molim te, nemoj otići od mene.
1697
01:27:12,636 --> 01:27:14,552
Ne živi mi se bez tebe.
1698
01:27:14,844 --> 01:27:15,886
Bježi, Rahu.
1699
01:27:16,427 --> 01:27:17,844
Napusti Himachal i bježi, brate.
1700
01:27:18,552 --> 01:27:20,761
Ne znam koja djela
ona će me sada natjerati, čovječe.
1701
01:27:21,011 --> 01:27:22,094
Ona je moja djevojka.
1702
01:27:22,302 --> 01:27:23,718
Zašto bi te tjerala na djela?
1703
01:27:23,719 --> 01:27:25,802
Ketu, ona je virtualno
majka tebi.
1704
01:27:26,177 --> 01:27:28,136
budalo jedna.
1705
01:27:28,302 --> 01:27:31,011
Zašto ne razumiješ,
brate, život ti je u opasnosti.
1706
01:27:31,469 --> 01:27:33,261
Nemoj klonuti duhom, čovječe.
1707
01:27:33,969 --> 01:27:35,969
Jednom kada se oženim svojom Meenu,
1708
01:27:36,261 --> 01:27:38,344
tada ćemo joj oboje kuhati hranu.
1709
01:27:38,677 --> 01:27:40,844
Ja ću zamijesiti tijesto
i napravi rotis za nju.
1710
01:27:41,136 --> 01:27:43,427
Praviš povrće
i rezati joj salatu.
1711
01:27:43,636 --> 01:27:46,593
Vidi brate,
naša će se sreća otvoriti.
1712
01:27:46,594 --> 01:27:47,511
Hej, idiote!
1713
01:27:48,511 --> 01:27:49,927
Ako Meenu pojede rotis,
1714
01:27:50,094 --> 01:27:51,426
kako će nam se sreća otvoriti?
1715
01:27:51,427 --> 01:27:53,261
Jako si naivan, čovječe.
1716
01:27:53,761 --> 01:27:55,677
Ti ne razumiješ zakon prirode.
1717
01:27:56,052 --> 01:27:58,426
Vidi, ako jede dobru hranu,
1718
01:27:58,427 --> 01:27:59,636
ona će biti sretna.
1719
01:27:59,844 --> 01:28:00,844
i znaš,
1720
01:28:01,052 --> 01:28:03,051
sreća kuće
gdje su dame sretne,
1721
01:28:03,052 --> 01:28:05,427
automatski se otvara.
1722
01:28:06,886 --> 01:28:09,552
Tvoj um je zbrkan,
ali tvoje vrijednosti su dobre.
1723
01:28:15,802 --> 01:28:16,927
žao mi je
1724
01:28:19,511 --> 01:28:20,802
Meenu.
1725
01:28:23,511 --> 01:28:25,676
Natjeraj me da učinim što više
loših djela koliko hoćeš.
1726
01:28:25,677 --> 01:28:26,927
Sad ću vidjeti.
1727
01:28:28,886 --> 01:28:30,219
Ne brini, brate.
1728
01:28:30,802 --> 01:28:33,260
Čim dobijem priliku,
I tebe ću ušuljati natrag u priču.
1729
01:28:33,261 --> 01:28:34,552
Jasno?
1730
01:28:35,136 --> 01:28:36,344
Čekaj do tada.
1731
01:28:37,302 --> 01:28:38,386
U redu.
1732
01:28:39,677 --> 01:28:41,136
Čuvaj se brate.
1733
01:28:43,219 --> 01:28:44,261
Ići.
1734
01:29:01,469 --> 01:29:02,552
Bansi,
1735
01:29:03,302 --> 01:29:04,511
spavaš li
1736
01:29:06,636 --> 01:29:07,552
Da.
1737
01:29:08,052 --> 01:29:09,219
Bansi,
1738
01:29:10,427 --> 01:29:12,261
Hladno mi je. Učini nešto.
1739
01:29:19,052 --> 01:29:20,594
Evo, uzmi moju deku.
1740
01:29:23,761 --> 01:29:24,844
Što ćeš onda uzeti?
1741
01:29:24,969 --> 01:29:26,844
Spavat ću s rukama
između mojih koljena.
1742
01:29:30,302 --> 01:29:31,386
Bansi.
1743
01:29:32,344 --> 01:29:35,594
Molim te, uđi u moju deku.
Umrijet ću od hladnoće, molim te.
1744
01:29:35,802 --> 01:29:37,760
I ako uđem u tvoj pokrivač,
izgorjet ću do smrti.
1745
01:29:37,761 --> 01:29:38,802
Molim.
1746
01:29:39,219 --> 01:29:40,177
Bansi.
1747
01:29:41,427 --> 01:29:42,344
Bansi.
1748
01:29:51,219 --> 01:29:52,136
Bansi.
1749
01:29:52,886 --> 01:29:55,302
Ti idi. brate,
ne možeš se nositi s tim.
1750
01:29:56,802 --> 01:29:59,136
Tvoje kucajuće srce će se raznijeti na komade.
1751
01:29:59,761 --> 01:30:01,926
Samo govoriš veliko iz daljine.
Jasno?
1752
01:30:01,927 --> 01:30:03,176
Uzmi i pokrivač.
1753
01:30:03,177 --> 01:30:04,802
I odlazi odavde.
1754
01:30:05,427 --> 01:30:06,552
Idiot. Pokvario si mi raspoloženje.
1755
01:30:10,219 --> 01:30:11,761
Zarobljen sam, Meenu.
1756
01:30:12,511 --> 01:30:15,177
Ni ja ne mogu otići od tebe,
niti ti se mogu približiti.
1757
01:30:16,302 --> 01:30:20,844
Kako bi bilo da proslavimo Rakshabandhan
umjesto bračne noći?
1758
01:30:20,969 --> 01:30:23,802
Vidi, ne mogu postati
otac tvoje djece.
1759
01:30:24,011 --> 01:30:26,511
Da, definitivno mogu
postati dobar ujak.
1760
01:30:26,677 --> 01:30:28,218
Ljubavnik će postati brat.
1761
01:30:28,219 --> 01:30:30,051
Hej, ako postanem takav brat,
1762
01:30:30,052 --> 01:30:32,386
reći ćeš da si postao
vrhunski brat.
1763
01:30:32,552 --> 01:30:34,011
I ja ću naći takvog šogora.
1764
01:30:34,136 --> 01:30:35,926
da nitko u cijelom Himachalu
imat će jedan.
1765
01:30:35,927 --> 01:30:37,135
šogor poput mog.
1766
01:30:37,136 --> 01:30:38,468
Svi u susjedstvu
dozivat će se.
1767
01:30:38,469 --> 01:30:40,010
Hej, Bansijev šogor
prolazi.
1768
01:30:40,011 --> 01:30:41,719
- Popijte malo čaja.
- Jeste li gotovi?
1769
01:30:42,261 --> 01:30:43,802
Ima li još?
1770
01:30:43,927 --> 01:30:45,302
Ne, gotova sam.
1771
01:30:49,094 --> 01:30:51,552
- Zdravo!
- Zdravo Meenu ji, kako si?
1772
01:30:52,469 --> 01:30:53,761
Hoćeš li doći danas?
1773
01:30:54,261 --> 01:30:55,802
Stvarno sam super raspoložena.
1774
01:30:55,969 --> 01:30:56,969
ja nisam
1775
01:30:57,094 --> 01:30:58,094
Hajde, spusti slušalicu.
1776
01:30:58,219 --> 01:31:00,635
Oh, onda mi dopustite da podignem raspoloženje.
1777
01:31:00,636 --> 01:31:02,636
Rekao sam ti da nisam raspoložen.
Objesiti.
1778
01:31:03,177 --> 01:31:04,844
Vidiš, razmisli o tome.
1779
01:31:05,802 --> 01:31:07,511
Tvoj otac je ubijen.
1780
01:31:07,969 --> 01:31:09,719
Ja sam SHO policijske postaje.
1781
01:31:10,011 --> 01:31:12,052
Pa ako ne dođeš,
onda će doći moj policijski tim.
1782
01:31:12,177 --> 01:31:14,094
Vukaće te za kosu.
1783
01:31:14,261 --> 01:31:15,344
Stvarno?
1784
01:31:17,844 --> 01:31:18,844
U redu.
1785
01:31:20,219 --> 01:31:22,011
Onda će i moja ekipa doći,
1786
01:31:22,302 --> 01:31:24,801
i izvući dušu iz tijela.
1787
01:31:24,802 --> 01:31:26,136
Razumijem. Objesiti.
1788
01:31:26,469 --> 01:31:27,552
Idiot!
1789
01:31:29,552 --> 01:31:31,261
Počinila je grubu uvredu.
1790
01:31:31,927 --> 01:31:33,011
Ponesi šal.
1791
01:31:33,136 --> 01:31:34,011
hajde
1792
01:31:34,511 --> 01:31:35,468
- Ples.
- Danas opet. hoću.
1793
01:31:35,469 --> 01:31:36,635
Da, hajde.
1794
01:31:36,636 --> 01:31:38,469
Postat ćeš SHO
policijske postaje.
1795
01:31:39,552 --> 01:31:40,718
- Ti.
- Ja?
1796
01:31:40,719 --> 01:31:41,969
Da.
želiš li
1797
01:31:42,261 --> 01:31:44,677
Da. ako ti tako kažeš
Ja ću postati jedan.
1798
01:31:47,844 --> 01:31:49,552
jedna strelica,
1799
01:31:51,344 --> 01:31:53,719
dvije mete.
1800
01:31:55,052 --> 01:31:56,969
Ketu tigar.
1801
01:31:57,719 --> 01:31:58,886
Ići.
1802
01:31:59,136 --> 01:32:00,052
Ići.
1803
01:32:00,511 --> 01:32:01,594
Ići.
1804
01:32:06,677 --> 01:32:07,802
Brate Bansi,
1805
01:32:08,011 --> 01:32:10,427
idi i spavaj
s rukama između koljena.
1806
01:32:10,719 --> 01:32:11,719
Idiot!
1807
01:32:12,802 --> 01:32:14,052
Uzrujala se.
1808
01:32:16,052 --> 01:32:17,760
Idi, moj Bruce Lee.
1809
01:32:17,761 --> 01:32:19,052
Uništi ih sve.
1810
01:32:19,344 --> 01:32:21,177
Reci mi što točno moram učiniti?
1811
01:32:21,344 --> 01:32:22,344
Što učiniti?
1812
01:32:22,469 --> 01:32:24,552
Taj tvoj unutarnji glas
nastavit će vam govoriti.
1813
01:32:24,719 --> 01:32:26,010
Samo nastavi pratiti.
1814
01:32:26,011 --> 01:32:27,177
Oh ne, ne.
1815
01:32:27,302 --> 01:32:29,218
Neću slušati
mom unutarnjem glasu više.
1816
01:32:29,219 --> 01:32:30,676
To me jako zbunjuje.
1817
01:32:30,677 --> 01:32:32,885
Nećeš čuti svoj glas u sebi.
1818
01:32:32,886 --> 01:32:34,176
Čut ćeš samo moj glas.
1819
01:32:34,177 --> 01:32:35,469
Samo nastavi pratiti.
1820
01:32:35,594 --> 01:32:37,052
Napravit ću od tebe Supermana.
Jasno?
1821
01:32:37,219 --> 01:32:37,885
Nastavi.
1822
01:32:37,886 --> 01:32:40,052
Što god Meenu Didi govori,
nastavi to raditi tiho.
1823
01:32:40,177 --> 01:32:42,344
I ne pokušavajte postati
moj šogor previše.
1824
01:32:42,594 --> 01:32:43,760
Hajde, gubi se.
1825
01:32:43,761 --> 01:32:46,052
- Hm.
- Ne "Hmm," gospodine.
1826
01:32:46,177 --> 01:32:47,177
prestani
1827
01:32:47,677 --> 01:32:48,636
prestani
1828
01:32:48,802 --> 01:32:49,802
ja idem
1829
01:32:53,469 --> 01:32:54,886
Čaj za 150,
1830
01:32:56,177 --> 01:32:57,552
kava za 250,
1831
01:32:58,344 --> 01:33:00,636
kokice za 450? Kokice!!!
1832
01:33:01,761 --> 01:33:03,594
Je li ovo kafić ili kino dvorana?
1833
01:33:03,927 --> 01:33:04,927
Foofa,
1834
01:33:05,677 --> 01:33:06,968
Samo da se napijemo vode i odemo.
1835
01:33:06,969 --> 01:33:09,177
Naručite dvije kave i dvije kokice.
1836
01:33:09,802 --> 01:33:11,094
Junak se sprema unijeti.
1837
01:33:21,261 --> 01:33:22,261
Da.
1838
01:33:22,386 --> 01:33:24,593
Ako krivo izgovoriš njegovo ime,
on se naljuti.
1839
01:33:24,594 --> 01:33:25,427
Ti to reci.
1840
01:33:25,552 --> 01:33:28,094
Zovi ga Madar Chai.
1841
01:33:33,844 --> 01:33:34,802
čaj.
1842
01:33:35,552 --> 01:33:36,469
čaj.
1843
01:33:36,927 --> 01:33:37,801
čaj.
1844
01:33:37,802 --> 01:33:38,886
jedan...
1845
01:33:39,177 --> 01:33:40,051
topli čaj.
1846
01:33:40,052 --> 01:33:41,177
Sjednite.
1847
01:33:41,677 --> 01:33:42,677
Dobit ćeš čaj.
1848
01:33:42,844 --> 01:33:45,176
Ti bijedniče!, Nisam
poslati te da piješ čaj.
1849
01:33:45,177 --> 01:33:46,676
Zaboravi čaj, ošamari ga,
1850
01:33:46,677 --> 01:33:49,385
udari ga dovoljno jako za zvuk
doći do mene, jasno?
1851
01:33:49,386 --> 01:33:50,760
Oh, unutarnji glas.
1852
01:33:50,761 --> 01:33:52,427
Reci mi iskreno,
zašto me zbunjuješ?
1853
01:33:52,552 --> 01:33:53,885
Moram li ga ošamariti
ili recimo Madar Chai?
1854
01:33:53,886 --> 01:33:56,469
Oh, ošamar ga, ošamar ga.
1855
01:33:59,552 --> 01:34:01,551
Oh ho.
1856
01:34:01,552 --> 01:34:03,177
Majka Otac.
1857
01:34:03,386 --> 01:34:05,926
Kakav slatki obrat
napravio si iz ove situacije.
1858
01:34:05,927 --> 01:34:09,177
Foofa, ali nisi mi rekao
ime ovog filma.
1859
01:34:09,302 --> 01:34:12,844
Da, Razia je uhvaćena među nasilnicima.
1860
01:34:20,094 --> 01:34:21,677
Bansi, ti samo gledaj.
1861
01:34:21,802 --> 01:34:24,094
Zgrabit ću sve što pripada
ovom Madar Chaiju.
1862
01:34:24,344 --> 01:34:26,635
Mora da ga moj Ketu tuče.
1863
01:34:26,636 --> 01:34:28,927
Nakon bungalova,
I pekara će biti moja.
1864
01:34:32,719 --> 01:34:33,636
Ketu?
1865
01:34:37,427 --> 01:34:38,635
- Meenu, Ketu?
- Što?
1866
01:34:38,636 --> 01:34:39,677
Hej, Ketu!
1867
01:34:43,302 --> 01:34:44,552
Dođi, idemo.
1868
01:34:45,177 --> 01:34:46,927
Hajde, idemo. hajde
1869
01:34:55,136 --> 01:34:56,093
Bansi!
1870
01:34:56,094 --> 01:34:57,969
Kako se ovo dogodilo, čovječe?
1871
01:34:58,594 --> 01:34:59,969
Ja ovo uopće nisam napisao.
1872
01:35:00,761 --> 01:35:01,969
Je li dnevnik pogriješio?
1873
01:35:02,177 --> 01:35:03,344
Hej modularna kuhinja,
1874
01:35:03,552 --> 01:35:06,218
Pogledajte kako su ušli noževi i vilice
ti sa svih strana, zar ne osjećaš bol?
1875
01:35:06,219 --> 01:35:09,135
Oh, boli, ali to ne pokazujem.
1876
01:35:09,136 --> 01:35:11,260
Hej, ti čak i ne krvariš.
1877
01:35:11,261 --> 01:35:13,176
Oh, odakle će doći krv?
1878
01:35:13,177 --> 01:35:15,176
Tvoja sestra vještica je isisala svu krv.
1879
01:35:15,177 --> 01:35:16,886
Hej, jesi li šupalj iznutra?
1880
01:35:17,469 --> 01:35:18,843
Ne šuplje, bez zuba.
1881
01:35:18,844 --> 01:35:20,176
Upropastio je cijeli plan.
1882
01:35:20,177 --> 01:35:22,386
Otišao je ubiti Izraelca,
ali je i sam dobio batine.
1883
01:35:22,802 --> 01:35:23,802
Ti nisi heroj,
1884
01:35:24,011 --> 01:35:25,552
čak se i ne kvalificirate
biti komičar.
1885
01:35:31,719 --> 01:35:32,511
Bansi!
1886
01:35:32,844 --> 01:35:34,719
Hej, jesi li lud, policajac?
1887
01:35:34,886 --> 01:35:35,719
ha?
1888
01:35:37,011 --> 01:35:38,177
Napravio rupu na hlačama.
1889
01:35:38,302 --> 01:35:40,051
Hej, posudila sam ga od Rahua.
1890
01:35:40,052 --> 01:35:41,594
Gadno će me unerediti.
1891
01:35:41,761 --> 01:35:44,094
Jeste li izašli iz
Aladinova lampa, brate?
1892
01:35:44,636 --> 01:35:46,469
Vi ste osmo svjetsko čudo.
1893
01:35:46,927 --> 01:35:49,219
Duh, duh, duh?
1894
01:35:49,636 --> 01:35:51,218
Što si ti, brate? reci mi
1895
01:35:51,219 --> 01:35:52,219
Gledaj, brate,
1896
01:35:53,219 --> 01:35:54,969
slušaj pažljivo što ću sada reći.
1897
01:35:55,469 --> 01:35:56,594
Neću ponavljati.
1898
01:35:56,844 --> 01:35:57,761
Pogledaj Meenu,
1899
01:35:58,802 --> 01:36:00,261
pišeš moju priču
1900
01:36:00,386 --> 01:36:02,177
ali nisi mogao razumjeti
moj karakter.
1901
01:36:04,302 --> 01:36:08,719
Rahu Ketu,
mi smo dva tijela, jedna duša.
1902
01:36:09,094 --> 01:36:10,969
Ne možemo djelovati jedni bez drugih.
1903
01:36:11,136 --> 01:36:13,594
Ako je on glava,
Ja sam tijelo. Jasno?
1904
01:36:14,094 --> 01:36:16,386
Hej, borio sam se kao
tamo kokoš bez glave.
1905
01:36:16,969 --> 01:36:17,886
vjeruj mi
1906
01:36:18,719 --> 01:36:20,261
Pošalji nas oboje zajedno.
1907
01:36:20,594 --> 01:36:21,886
Onda vidi čudo.
1908
01:36:22,719 --> 01:36:24,261
Drugo pravilo priče,
1909
01:36:25,094 --> 01:36:27,177
priča se ne može pomaknuti
naprijed bez ove dvojice.
1910
01:36:28,011 --> 01:36:28,969
Oh.
1911
01:36:30,094 --> 01:36:31,177
Rahu.
1912
01:36:31,386 --> 01:36:32,469
Rahu.
1913
01:36:41,136 --> 01:36:42,052
Hej, Rahu.
1914
01:36:42,344 --> 01:36:44,051
Koja je ovo značka koju ste prikvačili?
1915
01:36:44,052 --> 01:36:45,219
Ovo nije značka,
1916
01:36:45,386 --> 01:36:47,302
Ja sam donio blagoslove
Božice Majke.
1917
01:36:47,469 --> 01:36:51,093
Sada gledaj,
Uništit ću sve demone.
1918
01:36:51,094 --> 01:36:52,177
Gotovo?
1919
01:36:52,636 --> 01:36:53,968
Zapamtite to ispravno.
1920
01:36:53,969 --> 01:36:55,760
Niti jedan dijalog
trebao biti izvan mjesta.
1921
01:36:55,761 --> 01:36:56,969
U redu, jasno?
1922
01:36:57,177 --> 01:36:58,385
shvatio sam,
1923
01:36:58,386 --> 01:37:00,719
ali kada ćeš shvatiti moju ljubav?
1924
01:37:00,886 --> 01:37:01,843
Da si razumio,
1925
01:37:01,844 --> 01:37:04,636
naše bi se dijete igralo
u tvom krilu.
1926
01:37:04,844 --> 01:37:05,885
Meenu.
1927
01:37:05,886 --> 01:37:07,385
Tako si zao.
1928
01:37:07,386 --> 01:37:08,344
Idiot.
1929
01:37:08,719 --> 01:37:10,844
Vratio sam te u
priča teškom mukom.
1930
01:37:11,177 --> 01:37:12,593
Kasnije je možeš učiniti majkom.
1931
01:37:12,594 --> 01:37:14,177
Prvo se usredotočite na svoju mamu.
1932
01:37:14,719 --> 01:37:16,676
Vidi, dnevnik je vrlo blizu.
1933
01:37:16,677 --> 01:37:18,636
Samo nastavi raditi što god ona kaže.
1934
01:37:18,886 --> 01:37:20,094
Dnevnik je vrlo blizu,
1935
01:37:20,386 --> 01:37:21,844
Ne mogu vidjeti.
1936
01:37:23,761 --> 01:37:25,261
Meenu je jako zao, brate.
1937
01:37:25,427 --> 01:37:27,469
Ona piše i daje
to na komadićima papira.
1938
01:37:27,594 --> 01:37:29,719
Sigurno se sakrila
taj dnevnik negdje.
1939
01:37:32,344 --> 01:37:33,261
- Hajdemo.
- Hajdemo.
1940
01:37:33,594 --> 01:37:36,177
Pretvorimo Mordechaija u kokoš
1941
01:37:47,136 --> 01:37:49,177
Nije li se interval predug?
1942
01:37:50,344 --> 01:37:51,261
Pogledaj tamo.
1943
01:37:56,177 --> 01:37:58,344
Stani mirno, stoj mirno,
Samo stanite tamo!
1944
01:37:58,469 --> 01:38:00,301
Oh, Mordechai
1945
01:38:00,302 --> 01:38:02,135
Stani mirno, mali, samo stoj mirno.
1946
01:38:02,136 --> 01:38:04,718
Natjerat ću vas da shvatite jednu stvar.
1947
01:38:04,719 --> 01:38:06,760
Ošamarit ću te iza ušiju.
1948
01:38:06,761 --> 01:38:08,676
Uvaljat ću te u blato.
1949
01:38:08,677 --> 01:38:13,051
Zdrobit ću ti kosti,
i natjerati te da jašeš mazgu.
1950
01:38:13,052 --> 01:38:15,551
Ošamarit ću te više puta
1951
01:38:15,552 --> 01:38:17,885
dok ti um ne odleti
1952
01:38:17,886 --> 01:38:22,844
Oni koji kleče i mole
obično se ne usuđuju boriti.
1953
01:38:26,761 --> 01:38:30,176
Čopor šakala nikad ne ubije lava.
1954
01:38:30,177 --> 01:38:34,636
Oh, lave, zaurlaj i strpi
škrinje tvojih neprijatelja.
1955
01:38:34,802 --> 01:38:39,010
Neka im duša drhti,
izvući krv iz neprijatelja.
1956
01:38:39,011 --> 01:38:43,302
Oh, lave, zaurlaj i strpi
škrinje tvojih neprijatelja.
1957
01:38:43,469 --> 01:38:47,635
Neka im duša drhti,
izvući krv iz neprijatelja.
1958
01:38:47,636 --> 01:38:52,010
Udari jako, rastrgaj ih,
i razbijte glave neprijateljima.
1959
01:38:52,011 --> 01:38:56,677
Oh, lave, zaurlaj i strpi
škrinje tvojih neprijatelja.
1960
01:38:57,219 --> 01:39:00,427
Stani mirno, stoj mirno,
Samo stanite tamo!
1961
01:39:00,719 --> 01:39:02,427
Oh, Mordechai
1962
01:39:10,344 --> 01:39:12,510
Ne gledaj me
s iskrivljenim očima, dečko.
1963
01:39:12,511 --> 01:39:14,343
Iskopat ću ti oko.
1964
01:39:14,344 --> 01:39:16,843
Ponašao si se kao veliki Mogambo,
1965
01:39:16,844 --> 01:39:18,427
Slomit ću ti rebra.
1966
01:39:18,594 --> 01:39:20,718
Pokušavam ovo objasniti
tebi opet i opet.
1967
01:39:20,719 --> 01:39:22,761
Djeco, promijeni svoj put.
1968
01:39:22,886 --> 01:39:24,969
U suprotnom,
Popet ću se na tvoja prsa
1969
01:39:25,094 --> 01:39:27,469
i snažno izvodite bhangru.
1970
01:39:27,844 --> 01:39:31,969
Uništit ću temelj
svijeta koji si izgradio.
1971
01:39:32,177 --> 01:39:36,302
Uzet ću štap i upotrijebiti svu snagu
razvaliti glavu.
1972
01:39:36,427 --> 01:39:40,843
Danas ću te, mali, prebiti
dok ne izgledaš kao paun.
1973
01:39:40,844 --> 01:39:44,760
Lav riče, oblaci grme,
sve će se sada dogoditi.
1974
01:39:44,761 --> 01:39:48,926
Oh, lave, zaurlaj i strpi
škrinje tvojih neprijatelja.
1975
01:39:48,927 --> 01:39:53,219
Neka im duša drhti, ekstrakt
krv neprijatelja.
1976
01:39:53,386 --> 01:39:57,552
Udari jako, rastrgaj ih,
i razbijte glave neprijateljima.
1977
01:39:57,719 --> 01:40:02,594
Oh, lave, zaurlaj i strpi
škrinje tvojih neprijatelja.
1978
01:40:02,844 --> 01:40:05,219
Stani mirno, stoj mirno,
Samo stanite tamo!
1979
01:40:07,094 --> 01:40:09,844
Stani mirno, stoj mirno,
Samo stanite tamo!
1980
01:40:15,261 --> 01:40:18,219
I ti, mali pasji sine.
1981
01:40:38,052 --> 01:40:40,094
Ketu.
1982
01:40:40,802 --> 01:40:43,676
Obavio si prekrasan posao, čovječe.
1983
01:40:43,677 --> 01:40:44,676
- Hvala.
- Meenu.
1984
01:40:44,677 --> 01:40:46,301
Imam li ja trnje u grudima?
1985
01:40:46,302 --> 01:40:48,677
Obavio sam pola posla.
Pola zagrljaja je i moje.
1986
01:40:48,802 --> 01:40:50,635
To je potpuni zagrljaj, prijatelju.
1987
01:40:50,636 --> 01:40:52,219
Dobit ćeš cijeli zagrljaj. Ovdje.
1988
01:40:53,302 --> 01:40:54,302
Hvala.
1989
01:40:54,969 --> 01:40:57,136
Čovječe, kako ste vi porazili Madar Chai.
1990
01:40:57,302 --> 01:40:57,843
Uf,
1991
01:40:57,844 --> 01:40:59,844
Jedna sestra, dva šurjaka.
1992
01:41:00,052 --> 01:41:02,636
Ljudi se ne mogu nositi s jednim šogorom.
Kako ću podnijeti dvoje?
1993
01:41:03,427 --> 01:41:04,926
Šogor Solo.
1994
01:41:04,927 --> 01:41:05,926
Njega, šurjaka.
1995
01:41:05,927 --> 01:41:07,551
- Sine, sagni glavu.
- Huh.
1996
01:41:07,552 --> 01:41:08,910
Jedan trn je vani.
1997
01:41:09,052 --> 01:41:10,260
Cijeli kaktus ima još
biti uklonjen.
1998
01:41:10,261 --> 01:41:11,926
- Dobro Bansi.
- da
1999
01:41:11,927 --> 01:41:13,677
Pročitajte im sljedeću scenu.
2000
01:41:16,177 --> 01:41:17,594
Scena broj četiri.
2001
01:41:17,927 --> 01:41:19,802
Rahu Ketu je otišao na tržnicu.
2002
01:41:20,177 --> 01:41:22,177
Uništili su Deepaka.
2003
01:41:26,511 --> 01:41:27,677
slušaj,
2004
01:41:28,386 --> 01:41:30,177
- Slušaj.
- Što?
2005
01:41:30,427 --> 01:41:31,718
ustani. Netko je izašao vani.
2006
01:41:31,719 --> 01:41:32,926
Reci im da me dočekaju na stanici.
2007
01:41:32,927 --> 01:41:33,843
rekao sam mu.
2008
01:41:33,844 --> 01:41:36,011
Ali rekao je da je donio dar.
2009
01:41:39,302 --> 01:41:41,469
Hej, što vi radite ovdje?
2010
01:41:42,177 --> 01:41:44,011
A tata, tko ih je pustio unutra?
2011
01:41:44,219 --> 01:41:45,219
Stani tamo.
2012
01:41:47,427 --> 01:41:48,676
Slomit ću ti rebra
i stavi ih na rame.
2013
01:41:48,677 --> 01:41:52,052
Ako napraviš nered
2014
01:41:53,219 --> 01:41:55,093
upucat ću te. bitanga,
2015
01:41:55,094 --> 01:41:58,761
Gospodine, gospodine, stali smo
radeći posao vezan uz jinx.
2016
01:41:58,886 --> 01:42:00,551
Sada smo postali filmaši.
2017
01:42:00,552 --> 01:42:02,885
Napravili smo biografski film o tvom životu,
2018
01:42:02,886 --> 01:42:06,010
i došli smo po teaser
otvoren tvojim milostivim rukama.
2019
01:42:06,011 --> 01:42:08,135
Mislili smo da ćemo dobiti tvoje 'da'
2020
01:42:08,136 --> 01:42:10,177
jednom prije stavljanja na društvene mreže.
2021
01:42:10,802 --> 01:42:12,968
Hej čovječe, nisi rekao
Gospodine ime filma.
2022
01:42:12,969 --> 01:42:16,718
Sandalovo drvo je besplatno,
pa ga pretjerano koristite.
2023
01:42:16,719 --> 01:42:18,635
Hej, kakav glup naslov?
2024
01:42:18,636 --> 01:42:20,801
Izgled. Imena se čuvaju
na temelju rada.
2025
01:42:20,802 --> 01:42:22,926
Sada, gledajte, uzeli ste
mito cijeli život.
2026
01:42:22,927 --> 01:42:25,218
Sad je na tebi red da patiš.
2027
01:42:25,219 --> 01:42:26,176
hej
2028
01:42:26,177 --> 01:42:30,968
Predstavljamo Rahu Ketu's
uzbudljiva prezentacija
2029
01:42:30,969 --> 01:42:34,676
Sandalovo drvo je besplatno,
pa ga pretjerano koristite.
2030
01:42:34,677 --> 01:42:35,844
Kakve gluposti?
2031
01:42:36,011 --> 01:42:37,843
Hej, gospodine, barem se naklonite.
2032
01:42:37,844 --> 01:42:39,385
Idi, idi, pokloni se kako treba.
Gubi se odavde.
2033
01:42:39,386 --> 01:42:42,636
- Reći ću mami i tati.
- Hej brate, brate, samo minutu.
2034
01:42:46,177 --> 01:42:47,219
- Ovdje?
- da
2035
01:43:27,052 --> 01:43:30,385
- Tata, i ja to želim vidjeti.
- Sine, sjedi tamo.
2036
01:43:30,386 --> 01:43:32,051
- Ti sjedi tamo.
- Tata, molim te.
2037
01:43:32,052 --> 01:43:33,011
Idi, sjedni tamo.
2038
01:43:34,427 --> 01:43:36,135
Hej, inspektore, što to govorite?
2039
01:43:36,136 --> 01:43:38,051
Pustite dijete da gleda vaš film.
2040
01:43:38,052 --> 01:43:40,302
Pričaš gluposti.
Sada mi recite ovo, inspektore,
2041
01:43:40,469 --> 01:43:42,926
ako je sin, nije inspiriran
gleda očeve filmove,
2042
01:43:42,927 --> 01:43:44,093
tko će ga onda inspirirati?
2043
01:43:44,094 --> 01:43:45,968
Ako ne vidi svoje
očeva postignuća,
2044
01:43:45,969 --> 01:43:47,051
koga će onda vidjeti?
2045
01:43:47,052 --> 01:43:48,427
Što vi dečki želite?
2046
01:43:48,761 --> 01:43:50,386
Gospodine, već smo vam rekli,
2047
01:43:50,802 --> 01:43:52,969
dan kad tvoji grijesi budu preplavljeni.
2048
01:43:53,177 --> 01:43:57,594
taj dan ćemo doći
i izmlatiti te sa svih strana.
2049
01:43:58,386 --> 01:43:59,969
Brate, molim te slušaj.
2050
01:44:00,552 --> 01:44:01,552
Ketu.
2051
01:44:03,636 --> 01:44:05,761
Lu... lu... luplup?
2052
01:44:06,136 --> 01:44:08,969
- Shvaćaš li sada?
- Upravo tako
2053
01:44:12,552 --> 01:44:14,385
Čak i ja to želim osjetiti, čovječe.
2054
01:44:14,386 --> 01:44:16,136
Učinit ću da to osjetiš neki drugi dan.
2055
01:44:16,261 --> 01:44:17,968
- Osjećao sam to iznutra.
- da
2056
01:44:17,969 --> 01:44:20,886
- Osjećam se ovako, prijatelju.
- Brate, što on ovako radi?
2057
01:44:21,136 --> 01:44:22,926
Bok Varun, dobro jutro,
kako si
2058
01:44:22,927 --> 01:44:25,635
- Drži ovo, hajde.
- Tko je to?
2059
01:44:25,636 --> 01:44:28,011
- Što se događa?
- Varune, slušaj. Slušati.
2060
01:44:34,844 --> 01:44:37,718
Svezao sam zavoj.
2061
01:44:37,719 --> 01:44:41,843
Ali drži ovaj prst ravno
ovako šest mjeseci.
2062
01:44:41,844 --> 01:44:42,801
ubit ću te.
2063
01:44:42,802 --> 01:44:44,886
Ozdravit ćeš.
2064
01:44:45,094 --> 01:44:46,677
Dat ću ti šest mjeseci lijeka.
2065
01:44:49,177 --> 01:44:50,594
Sad pati.
2066
01:44:58,469 --> 01:44:59,636
Deepak,
2067
01:45:13,427 --> 01:45:15,636
Vaša pekara i vlasništvo
uskoro će biti zapečaćeni.
2068
01:45:15,969 --> 01:45:17,718
Telefon je pod prismotrom.
2069
01:45:17,719 --> 01:45:20,302
Postoje optužbe za ubojstvo
i dilanja droge.
2070
01:45:20,761 --> 01:45:22,760
u kontaktu smo
s izraelskom ambasadom.
2071
01:45:22,761 --> 01:45:24,511
Bolje je da se predaš.
2072
01:45:45,636 --> 01:45:47,676
- Sjeo je.
- Da, sjedim.
2073
01:45:47,677 --> 01:45:49,011
Hajde brate.
2074
01:45:49,761 --> 01:45:50,344
Oh, otišao je.
2075
01:45:50,469 --> 01:45:52,177
- Hej lažna policija.
- Uhvatite ga.
2076
01:45:52,302 --> 01:45:53,176
Trči za njim.
2077
01:45:53,177 --> 01:45:56,177
Ostatak će potrošiti
život kao Tarzan iz džungle.
2078
01:45:56,344 --> 01:45:58,969
Pit će hladnu vodu
i jesti zelenu travu.
2079
01:45:59,136 --> 01:46:01,469
Prokletstvo! Bože.
2080
01:46:02,177 --> 01:46:03,886
Unaprijeđen sam.
2081
01:46:04,594 --> 01:46:05,843
Postao sam SHO.
2082
01:46:05,844 --> 01:46:07,302
S.H.O.
2083
01:46:07,719 --> 01:46:09,552
Meenu, kakva si sudbina napisala.
2084
01:46:09,719 --> 01:46:11,635
Mislio sam napraviti
Vi ministre unutarnjih poslova,
2085
01:46:11,636 --> 01:46:12,886
i sretan si što si SHO.
2086
01:46:13,011 --> 01:46:14,886
Da, Meenu, ovo je pogrešno.
2087
01:46:15,052 --> 01:46:16,593
Ako radimo Griha Pravesh
(useljenje) zajedno,
2088
01:46:16,594 --> 01:46:17,968
Trebao bih biti ministar unutarnjih poslova, zar ne?
2089
01:46:17,969 --> 01:46:20,551
Dajte mu portfelj stočarstva.
2090
01:46:20,552 --> 01:46:22,177
Bansi, idemo.
2091
01:46:23,302 --> 01:46:24,427
Meenu.
2092
01:46:25,344 --> 01:46:26,469
o heroj.
2093
01:46:26,636 --> 01:46:29,552
Kakvo je to stočarstvo?
2094
01:46:31,552 --> 01:46:33,011
Ministarstvo za životinje.
2095
01:46:43,427 --> 01:46:44,427
Hajde, hajde. Brzo.
2096
01:46:44,552 --> 01:46:48,261
Vas četvero idete gore,
vas dvojica s časnikom.
2097
01:46:48,469 --> 01:46:50,886
hajde hajde
Šalter za gotovinu.
2098
01:46:52,094 --> 01:46:53,219
gospodine!
2099
01:46:53,636 --> 01:46:54,636
gospodine!
2100
01:46:55,386 --> 01:46:56,302
gospodine!
2101
01:46:59,761 --> 01:47:00,636
hej
2102
01:47:00,844 --> 01:47:01,677
Čekati!
2103
01:47:06,344 --> 01:47:07,594
Sada uzmi.
2104
01:47:22,942 --> 01:47:24,025
Što ste kuhali danas?
2105
01:47:25,927 --> 01:47:28,094
Čhola, Čhola,
2106
01:47:28,719 --> 01:47:31,051
Svaki dan Chhola. Chhola.
2107
01:47:31,052 --> 01:47:32,219
Deepak.
2108
01:47:47,927 --> 01:47:50,801
Neobičan dnevnik, pisanje priče,
kralj, kraljica, priča gotova.
2109
01:47:50,802 --> 01:47:51,635
Sranje.
2110
01:47:51,636 --> 01:47:53,844
Ja sam policija.
Ja ću vam dati dokaz.
2111
01:47:54,011 --> 01:47:55,844
- Dođi sa mnom
- Jesti hranu.
2112
01:47:56,552 --> 01:47:58,636
Ako toliko jedete, kako
hoćeš li se očistiti?
2113
01:48:07,261 --> 01:48:10,885
Hej, vidim Machara.
Machar. dođi
2114
01:48:10,886 --> 01:48:12,094
brat Machar.
2115
01:48:12,261 --> 01:48:13,635
Reci moje ime ispravno.
2116
01:48:13,636 --> 01:48:15,844
O da, majka otac, brate.
2117
01:48:16,094 --> 01:48:17,719
- Trči.
- Hej Machar.
2118
01:48:18,969 --> 01:48:19,760
Gdje?
2119
01:48:19,761 --> 01:48:20,593
Ovdje!
2120
01:48:20,594 --> 01:48:21,511
Ovdje.
2121
01:48:22,927 --> 01:48:23,635
Ovdje!
2122
01:48:23,636 --> 01:48:24,761
Hej, stani.
2123
01:48:24,927 --> 01:48:26,176
Hej, prestani, Machar.
2124
01:48:26,177 --> 01:48:27,635
Ostanite u svojim granicama.
2125
01:48:27,636 --> 01:48:28,551
Gdje?
2126
01:48:28,552 --> 01:48:29,802
Ravno, ravno.
2127
01:48:30,094 --> 01:48:32,844
To je to, ne mogu više trčati.
2128
01:48:34,344 --> 01:48:36,093
Vrati se.
2129
01:48:36,094 --> 01:48:40,844
Korijander, metvica
posijano... posijano... posijano,
2130
01:48:41,094 --> 01:48:46,177
U čudnoj priči,
Svi su izgubljeni
2131
01:48:53,261 --> 01:48:55,593
Nanošenje sline na papir
2132
01:48:55,594 --> 01:48:56,843
Svi su otišli pušiti i napušiti se
2133
01:48:56,844 --> 01:48:58,176
Onda je nastupila glad
2134
01:48:58,177 --> 01:48:59,343
Svi su pali na (hranu) tako
2135
01:48:59,344 --> 01:49:00,427
Kao da je to društvena kuhinja
2136
01:49:00,552 --> 01:49:01,676
Pas unutra
2137
01:49:01,677 --> 01:49:02,926
Je kao majmun
2138
01:49:02,927 --> 01:49:04,176
Pokazuje vratolomije
2139
01:49:04,177 --> 01:49:05,343
Bez ikakvog oklijevanja
2140
01:49:05,344 --> 01:49:06,427
Tjera sve da plešu u potpunosti
2141
01:49:06,552 --> 01:49:07,676
Oduševljava svačija osjetila
2142
01:49:07,677 --> 01:49:08,843
Povećava pohlepu
2143
01:49:08,844 --> 01:49:10,051
Svi su ljubomorni.
2144
01:49:10,052 --> 01:49:11,593
I svi kažu
2145
01:49:11,594 --> 01:49:12,718
Oni jedu vlastitu sudbinu.
2146
01:49:12,719 --> 01:49:14,885
Bio Rahu ili Ketu
2147
01:49:14,886 --> 01:49:17,176
Jači sam od oboje
2148
01:49:17,177 --> 01:49:19,593
Ovaj svijet je moj cirkus
2149
01:49:19,594 --> 01:49:22,218
A ja sam njegov kolovođa
2150
01:49:22,219 --> 01:49:24,301
Bio Rahu ili Ketu
2151
01:49:24,302 --> 01:49:26,926
Jači sam od oboje
2152
01:49:26,927 --> 01:49:29,176
Ovaj svijet je moj cirkus
2153
01:49:29,177 --> 01:49:32,219
A ja sam njegov kolovođa
2154
01:49:41,719 --> 01:49:44,051
Loši planeti, mačka siječe put,
2155
01:49:44,052 --> 01:49:46,385
Karma kaže da sam već bio dobro,
2156
01:49:46,386 --> 01:49:48,635
Uzimanje sušene piskavice,
pomoćnici traže
2157
01:49:48,636 --> 01:49:50,968
Gdje Saturn sjedi u
horoskop sa spakiranom torbom
2158
01:49:50,969 --> 01:49:52,551
Priče iz dnevnika,
2159
01:49:52,552 --> 01:49:53,635
Moj dio,
2160
01:49:53,636 --> 01:49:54,551
Ja pišem sudbinu
2161
01:49:54,552 --> 01:49:56,010
Mljevenjem ljekovitog bilja,
2162
01:49:56,011 --> 01:49:57,093
Opijanje raste,
2163
01:49:57,094 --> 01:49:58,385
Oči su ružičaste,
2164
01:49:58,386 --> 01:50:00,551
Imam ključ sudbine
2165
01:50:00,552 --> 01:50:02,760
Bio Rahu ili Ketu
2166
01:50:02,761 --> 01:50:05,093
Jači sam od oboje
2167
01:50:05,094 --> 01:50:07,593
Ovaj svijet je moj cirkus
2168
01:50:07,594 --> 01:50:10,135
A ja sam njegov kolovođa
2169
01:50:10,136 --> 01:50:12,260
Bio Rahu ili Ketu
2170
01:50:12,261 --> 01:50:14,843
Jači sam od oboje
2171
01:50:14,844 --> 01:50:17,176
Ovaj svijet je moj cirkus
2172
01:50:17,177 --> 01:50:19,801
A ja sam njegov kolovođa
2173
01:50:19,802 --> 01:50:22,051
Glupost samo uzrokuje probleme.
2174
01:50:22,052 --> 01:50:24,301
A dah povećava nemir
2175
01:50:24,302 --> 01:50:26,760
Gdje je brava zahrđala,
2176
01:50:26,761 --> 01:50:29,385
tada se primjenjuje ključ sudbine
2177
01:50:29,386 --> 01:50:31,468
Glupost samo uzrokuje probleme
2178
01:50:31,469 --> 01:50:33,926
A dah povećava nemir
2179
01:50:33,927 --> 01:50:36,261
Gdje je brava zahrđala,
2180
01:50:36,427 --> 01:50:39,511
tada se primjenjuje ključ sudbine
2181
01:50:50,802 --> 01:50:53,177
Priča je uništena.
2182
01:50:53,344 --> 01:50:54,969
Ne znam kakav će biti kraj?
2183
01:50:55,177 --> 01:50:58,094
Čak su i heroji postali
robovi zlikovcima.
2184
01:50:59,011 --> 01:51:00,885
Tko će dokrajčiti zlo?
2185
01:51:00,886 --> 01:51:02,469
Vidi, Churu.
2186
01:51:03,177 --> 01:51:04,385
Dobrota šuti,
2187
01:51:04,386 --> 01:51:05,886
ali zlo buči.
2188
01:51:06,052 --> 01:51:07,635
I dan kad onaj tihi udari,
2189
01:51:07,636 --> 01:51:08,886
od zla pravi pauna.
2190
01:51:09,469 --> 01:51:11,176
Gdje je došao tihi
iz priče,
2191
01:51:11,177 --> 01:51:13,219
Htio si vidjeti
kraj priče, zar ne?
2192
01:51:13,636 --> 01:51:14,636
Dođi, pokazat ću ti.
2193
01:51:14,886 --> 01:51:16,719
Mjesta su rezervirana na balkonu.
2194
01:51:16,969 --> 01:51:18,344
Da, hajde, hajde.
2195
01:51:20,302 --> 01:51:21,177
dođi
2196
01:51:33,177 --> 01:51:34,011
Shimla.
2197
01:51:34,386 --> 01:51:35,344
Mandi.
2198
01:51:39,469 --> 01:51:40,344
Otvori ovo.
2199
01:51:40,594 --> 01:51:41,636
- Aah?
- da
2200
01:51:42,802 --> 01:51:44,177
Ne ovo, otvori ovo.
2201
01:51:44,719 --> 01:51:45,761
Hmm.
2202
01:51:56,177 --> 01:51:57,344
odlično!
2203
01:52:07,011 --> 01:52:07,885
Što radiš, Rahu?
2204
01:52:07,886 --> 01:52:08,886
Rahu, stani.
2205
01:52:09,344 --> 01:52:11,177
Čovječe, neću se igrati s tobom.
2206
01:52:11,552 --> 01:52:13,176
Kad priđem blizu,
kažeš bježi.
2207
01:52:13,177 --> 01:52:15,219
Kad počnem trčati, kažeš stani.
2208
01:52:16,552 --> 01:52:18,010
- Što je?
- Jeste li zaboravili?
2209
01:52:18,011 --> 01:52:19,551
Vilica, nož, odvijač.
šogor.
2210
01:52:19,552 --> 01:52:20,552
Daj to.
2211
01:52:20,761 --> 01:52:22,052
Prvo mi dotakni stopala.
2212
01:52:22,802 --> 01:52:24,136
Dodirni moja stopala.
2213
01:52:24,636 --> 01:52:25,635
Pozdrav, šogor.
2214
01:52:25,636 --> 01:52:26,718
Uvijek budi tužan.
2215
01:52:26,719 --> 01:52:28,094
Idi stani s Didi.
2216
01:52:28,469 --> 01:52:29,427
Ići.
2217
01:52:29,552 --> 01:52:30,552
Ići.
2218
01:52:31,094 --> 01:52:33,261
- Ne dnevnik.
- Idi, idi, idi, idi, idi.
2219
01:52:34,552 --> 01:52:35,594
Rahu.
2220
01:52:35,761 --> 01:52:36,801
Rahu, molim te.
2221
01:52:36,802 --> 01:52:38,927
nemoj to raditi
2222
01:52:39,177 --> 01:52:41,343
Ako igrate
s ovakvim mojim emocijama, Meenu,
2223
01:52:41,344 --> 01:52:43,635
vrč tvojih grijeha
brzo će se napuniti.
2224
01:52:43,636 --> 01:52:46,301
Sada mi konačno reci,
da ostanem ili idem?
2225
01:52:46,302 --> 01:52:47,718
Molim te prestani, molim te.
2226
01:52:47,719 --> 01:52:49,302
Napraviš jednu stvar, prestaneš.
2227
01:52:50,552 --> 01:52:52,551
Hej Majnu pljuvačka.
Hajde, bježi.
2228
01:52:52,552 --> 01:52:53,218
Ne, Rahu.
2229
01:52:53,219 --> 01:52:55,052
Here, take your gun
2230
01:53:03,302 --> 01:53:04,261
Oh!
2231
01:53:07,011 --> 01:53:08,636
Neobičan dnevnik.
2232
01:53:12,219 --> 01:53:14,011
Sve je moguće. brate
2233
01:53:18,719 --> 01:53:20,801
Govori na hindskom, ti
Ti bijedniče!, Hindi.
2234
01:53:20,802 --> 01:53:21,636
U redu.
2235
01:53:21,886 --> 01:53:24,636
Ranije nisam vjerovao,
brate Sada sam počeo vjerovati.
2236
01:53:24,886 --> 01:53:26,885
Govorim ti opet i opet.
Jako sam uplašena
2237
01:53:26,886 --> 01:53:29,844
Pogledaj svoj prst,
sve zbog tog dnevnika.
2238
01:53:30,677 --> 01:53:33,177
zadavit ću je.
2239
01:53:33,344 --> 01:53:34,802
Govorite na hindskom.
2240
01:53:39,761 --> 01:53:40,969
Je li ovo hindi?
2241
01:53:53,052 --> 01:53:54,177
Joj!
2242
01:53:55,219 --> 01:53:56,469
Što bi sad s tim trebalo učiniti?
2243
01:53:56,636 --> 01:53:59,177
Hej, ovaj dnevnik je korijen
od svih nevolja.
2244
01:53:59,594 --> 01:54:02,843
Dođe mi da se poškropim petrolejem
i spaljuje ga odmah.
2245
01:54:02,844 --> 01:54:03,719
Nemoj ni pomišljati na to.
2246
01:54:03,844 --> 01:54:04,719
- Ketu.
- Joj.
2247
01:54:04,886 --> 01:54:05,844
Ne bojte se.
2248
01:54:06,552 --> 01:54:07,552
Ne bojte se.
2249
01:54:08,469 --> 01:54:10,511
Baš kao i život demona
bio u papigi,
2250
01:54:10,886 --> 01:54:12,011
upravo tako,
2251
01:54:12,594 --> 01:54:13,886
Your life is also in this diary.
2252
01:54:14,011 --> 01:54:15,510
Hej, ne slušaj ih.
Ti trčiš.
2253
01:54:15,511 --> 01:54:16,594
čekaj malo
2254
01:54:16,844 --> 01:54:18,135
Nismo došli uzeti dnevnik.
2255
01:54:18,136 --> 01:54:20,344
Oh, što onda imaš
doći ovamo učiniti?
2256
01:54:20,886 --> 01:54:22,843
Vas dvoje ste mi uništili cijeli život.
2257
01:54:22,844 --> 01:54:24,385
Tako i ti uništiš tuđi život.
2258
01:54:24,386 --> 01:54:26,302
Draga moja, tko te je spriječio?
2259
01:54:28,219 --> 01:54:29,010
Značenje?
2260
01:54:29,011 --> 01:54:31,761
Što znači danas tvoju sudbinu
je u tvojim rukama.
2261
01:54:31,927 --> 01:54:33,261
Što god želite, napišite.
2262
01:54:34,261 --> 01:54:35,261
Ovdje.
2263
01:54:35,719 --> 01:54:38,011
Što god je istina, točno,
zapiši, postat će istina.
2264
01:54:39,636 --> 01:54:40,844
- Stvarno?
- Zaista.
2265
01:54:41,052 --> 01:54:41,802
što znači,
2266
01:54:42,219 --> 01:54:43,386
Možemo li ići na Mars?
2267
01:54:43,719 --> 01:54:44,677
Apsolutno.
2268
01:54:45,427 --> 01:54:47,636
I možemo plutati kamenje na vodi.
2269
01:54:47,802 --> 01:54:48,636
Apsolutno.
2270
01:54:48,802 --> 01:54:49,801
Možemo sve.
2271
01:54:49,802 --> 01:54:50,677
Bilo što.
2272
01:54:50,844 --> 01:54:51,594
Rahu.
2273
01:54:51,927 --> 01:54:52,719
Bilo što.
2274
01:54:52,844 --> 01:54:54,636
Meenu, brate. Meenu.
2275
01:54:54,802 --> 01:54:56,510
Upiši me Meenu u mojoj sudbini.
2276
01:54:56,511 --> 01:54:58,135
Vi ostali možete odlučiti
što god želiš.
2277
01:54:58,136 --> 01:54:59,801
Ti šuti, čovječe.
2278
01:54:59,802 --> 01:55:02,511
Priča je već dovoljno komplicirana,
a vi dodajete još nereda.
2279
01:55:02,636 --> 01:55:04,343
Hej, riješit ćemo to
svi jedan po jedan.
2280
01:55:04,344 --> 01:55:06,219
Bit će to gubljenje vremena, čovječe.
2281
01:55:06,386 --> 01:55:08,261
Pozovite sve neprijatelje zajedno.
2282
01:55:08,427 --> 01:55:10,510
Natjerat ćemo jednog da ubije drugog,
drugi ubije trećeg.
2283
01:55:10,511 --> 01:55:11,426
Tada će Meenu ostati.
2284
01:55:11,427 --> 01:55:13,719
Moj brak s njom,
četvero djece, i katastrofa.
2285
01:55:13,844 --> 01:55:14,802
Hej, stani.
2286
01:55:15,427 --> 01:55:17,386
Život je kula od karata, draga.
2287
01:55:18,052 --> 01:55:19,927
Gurnite donju karticu,
2288
01:55:20,052 --> 01:55:21,886
i cijela će se kuća srušiti.
2289
01:55:26,927 --> 01:55:28,469
Da! brat.
2290
01:55:31,011 --> 01:55:32,094
Učinimo to.
2291
01:55:44,011 --> 01:55:45,261
Oh!
2292
01:55:46,219 --> 01:55:47,469
Rahu Ketu?
2293
01:55:48,011 --> 01:55:48,886
Oh!
2294
01:55:55,552 --> 01:55:57,969
Unutarnji glas će govoriti,
2295
01:55:59,094 --> 01:56:01,136
Otkrivanje asa pik.
2296
01:56:06,386 --> 01:56:08,052
Onaj koji razumije,
2297
01:56:08,802 --> 01:56:10,469
bit će spašeni.
2298
01:56:11,636 --> 01:56:13,594
a onaj koji nije razumio
2299
01:56:14,386 --> 01:56:18,927
požalit će što stoji upravo ondje.
2300
01:56:23,511 --> 01:56:24,636
Brate, Meenu?
2301
01:56:24,886 --> 01:56:26,094
Oh čovječe!
2302
01:56:27,344 --> 01:56:28,511
Daj mi olovku.
2303
01:56:28,886 --> 01:56:29,844
šuti!
2304
01:56:30,469 --> 01:56:31,677
Bog vas blagoslovio.
2305
01:56:35,302 --> 01:56:36,511
I ti također.
2306
01:56:45,677 --> 01:56:49,469
10 rupija, 10 rupija,
Čišćenje cipela, 10 rupija.
2307
01:56:49,677 --> 01:56:53,469
10 rupija, 10 rupija,
Čišćenje cipela, 10 rupija.
2308
01:56:53,927 --> 01:56:57,552
10 rupija, 10 rupija,
Čišćenje cipela, 10 rupija.
2309
01:56:59,386 --> 01:57:00,469
Oh, gospodine.
2310
01:57:00,636 --> 01:57:02,969
Još uvijek pokupim bačeni novac.
2311
01:57:03,761 --> 01:57:05,177
Jer moj otac
2312
01:57:05,386 --> 01:57:06,761
je korumpiran.
2313
01:57:26,469 --> 01:57:28,302
Grešnik!
2314
01:57:37,761 --> 01:57:40,302
oprosti mi
oprosti mi
2315
01:57:40,427 --> 01:57:42,177
Molim te, oprosti mi.
2316
01:57:42,844 --> 01:57:45,052
Moja žena će pobjeći
s nekim drugim.
2317
01:57:45,511 --> 01:57:47,844
Djeca će biti na ulicama.
2318
01:57:48,636 --> 01:57:50,886
Moji će roditelji moliti.
2319
01:57:51,552 --> 01:57:53,844
Trpjet će doživotnu osudu.
2320
01:57:54,094 --> 01:57:55,677
Za sve ću biti ja kriva!
2321
01:57:55,844 --> 01:57:57,886
Za sve ću biti ja kriva!
2322
01:57:58,261 --> 01:57:59,385
Svi su mi rekli...
2323
01:57:59,386 --> 01:58:00,676
Svi su mi rekli
2324
01:58:00,677 --> 01:58:01,843
Ne primaj mito.
2325
01:58:01,844 --> 01:58:03,010
ne čini to
2326
01:58:03,011 --> 01:58:04,176
Nisam jebeno slušao,
2327
01:58:04,177 --> 01:58:06,094
Ja sam prokleto pohlepan pas,
2328
01:58:06,219 --> 01:58:07,885
Ja sam prokleto pohlepan pas.
2329
01:58:07,886 --> 01:58:10,302
Sada se to neće dogoditi.
Neću to učiniti sada.
2330
01:58:10,511 --> 01:58:11,843
oprosti mi
2331
01:58:11,844 --> 01:58:13,094
Deepak.
2332
01:58:28,386 --> 01:58:29,511
Deepak.
2333
01:59:19,511 --> 01:59:22,927
ooh! Zatvori stražnja vrata
od bungalova. Zatvori ga.
2334
01:59:23,052 --> 01:59:24,302
Zatvori vrata.
2335
01:59:53,302 --> 01:59:54,386
Foofa.
2336
01:59:55,636 --> 01:59:57,094
Dolaziš li jesti golgappu?
2337
01:59:57,302 --> 01:59:58,636
Hej, idi spavati.
2338
02:00:11,136 --> 02:00:12,219
Meenu,
2339
02:00:21,761 --> 02:00:23,261
otkako je dnevnik napustio moje ruke,
2340
02:00:23,469 --> 02:00:25,219
srce mi je u grlu.
2341
02:00:26,333 --> 02:00:28,833
Ispod tvog nosa,
odmaknuli su dnevnik i uzeli ga.
2342
02:00:29,228 --> 02:00:30,978
Jeste li bili napušeni hašišem?
2343
02:00:32,094 --> 02:00:34,511
Meenu, nećemo dobiti dnevnik natrag
buljeći u mene.
2344
02:00:35,511 --> 02:00:37,511
Kako možete napraviti takvo
velika greška?
2345
02:00:42,261 --> 02:00:44,511
Da, njih dvoje sigurno pišu.
Naša sudbina.
2346
02:00:47,344 --> 02:00:48,886
Što ako napišu samoubojstvo,
2347
02:00:49,927 --> 02:00:52,136
ili nas natjerati da se ubijamo?
2348
02:00:53,386 --> 02:00:55,761
Trči, Meenu. Trčanje.
Bit će racija.
2349
02:00:58,136 --> 02:00:59,552
Bansi, jesi li što čuo?
2350
02:01:00,219 --> 02:01:02,719
Tako sam dugo vikao.
Jeste li čuli ili niste?
2351
02:01:03,261 --> 02:01:04,511
Jeste li čuli?
2352
02:01:04,719 --> 02:01:07,051
Trči, Meenu.
Bit će racija.
2353
02:01:07,052 --> 02:01:08,260
kamo ideš
2354
02:01:08,261 --> 02:01:09,844
Bansi, ti ostani. vratit ću se
2355
02:01:24,011 --> 02:01:25,219
Bansi, slušaj.
2356
02:01:39,594 --> 02:01:40,636
Meenu.
2357
02:02:05,094 --> 02:02:07,011
Dođi dođi.
2358
02:02:07,344 --> 02:02:08,761
dođi
2359
02:02:20,677 --> 02:02:22,094
Stani tako.
2360
02:02:30,094 --> 02:02:30,843
Stani, stani, stani.
2361
02:02:30,844 --> 02:02:32,761
Bio sam državni prvak
uhvati me ako možeš.
2362
02:02:32,886 --> 02:02:34,593
Nećeš me moći uhvatiti.
2363
02:02:34,594 --> 02:02:36,219
Da, točno. Prvak države.
2364
02:02:39,261 --> 02:02:40,261
Bansi.
2365
02:02:43,052 --> 02:02:43,593
tko je
2366
02:02:43,594 --> 02:02:45,386
Bansi.
2367
02:02:48,261 --> 02:02:49,261
tko je
2368
02:02:51,136 --> 02:02:52,011
tko je
2369
02:02:55,719 --> 02:02:56,594
tko je
2370
02:02:58,427 --> 02:02:59,511
Bansi.
2371
02:02:59,927 --> 02:03:00,802
tko je
2372
02:03:05,052 --> 02:03:05,969
Bansi.
2373
02:03:06,552 --> 02:03:07,677
tko je
2374
02:03:10,177 --> 02:03:11,219
Bansi.
2375
02:03:11,677 --> 02:03:12,844
tko je
2376
02:03:16,011 --> 02:03:17,093
Bansi.
2377
02:03:17,094 --> 02:03:17,843
tko je
2378
02:03:17,844 --> 02:03:18,927
Pokaži se.
2379
02:03:20,427 --> 02:03:21,427
Pokaži se.
2380
02:03:22,969 --> 02:03:24,136
ja se ne bojim.
2381
02:03:25,886 --> 02:03:27,136
ja se ne bojim.
2382
02:03:28,719 --> 02:03:29,886
dođi
2383
02:03:31,261 --> 02:03:33,719
Uhvatio sam te.
2384
02:03:42,636 --> 02:03:45,094
Grešnik.
2385
02:03:46,052 --> 02:03:47,136
br.
2386
02:03:47,761 --> 02:03:50,052
br.
2387
02:03:50,969 --> 02:03:52,511
br.
2388
02:04:00,386 --> 02:04:02,468
Taxi, oh Taxi.
2389
02:04:02,469 --> 02:04:04,636
Vaš mjerač je seksi.
2390
02:04:04,802 --> 02:04:09,094
Pobjegao si ostavivši me na cesti.
2391
02:04:11,094 --> 02:04:13,636
Vidi Bansi, ne pravi se lud.
2392
02:04:14,052 --> 02:04:16,094
Vaše tajne su razotkrivene.
2393
02:04:16,302 --> 02:04:18,511
Pao četvrti razred
i unaprijeđen u SHO.
2394
02:04:19,052 --> 02:04:21,177
Svi vaši lažni dokumenti
su otkriveni.
2395
02:04:22,177 --> 02:04:24,552
slušaj me
Postanite osoba koja odobrava državu.
2396
02:04:24,969 --> 02:04:26,426
Dobit ćete minimalnu kaznu.
2397
02:04:26,427 --> 02:04:28,094
Jamčim za ovo.
2398
02:04:29,386 --> 02:04:30,761
Ne trči za lutkama.
2399
02:04:30,927 --> 02:04:32,551
Uhvati onoga čija je ruka
drži svačiju žicu.
2400
02:04:32,552 --> 02:04:34,135
Ostavite sjene iza sebe.
2401
02:04:34,136 --> 02:04:36,093
Uhvatite blistavo sunce. budalo,
2402
02:04:36,094 --> 02:04:37,385
zašto si trčao za novčićima?
2403
02:04:37,386 --> 02:04:38,885
Niti odnosa
došlo poništeno.
2404
02:04:38,886 --> 02:04:40,218
Čija struna, njegov zmaj.
2405
02:04:40,219 --> 02:04:42,386
Onaj koji je razumio
je bezbrižna duša.
2406
02:04:42,844 --> 02:04:46,927
Ja sam bezbrižna duša.
2407
02:05:22,761 --> 02:05:26,302
Brat pauna,
brat lopova.
2408
02:05:26,511 --> 02:05:29,219
Uzmi moje ime ispravno.
2409
02:05:29,761 --> 02:05:32,094
Mordechai!
2410
02:05:51,677 --> 02:05:53,301
Brat pauna,
2411
02:05:53,302 --> 02:05:54,926
brat lopova
2412
02:05:54,927 --> 02:05:56,093
Brat pauna,
2413
02:05:56,094 --> 02:05:58,719
- Lopovov brat
- Paunov brat,
2414
02:06:02,261 --> 02:06:06,177
Ovdje, tamo, posvuda,
lutajuće pismo.
2415
02:06:06,469 --> 02:06:08,136
Koji je ovo jezik?
2416
02:06:08,469 --> 02:06:11,094
Govori hindski.
2417
02:06:17,469 --> 02:06:19,511
Grešnik.
2418
02:07:12,969 --> 02:07:14,219
Grešnik.
2419
02:07:16,177 --> 02:07:17,302
Grešnik.
2420
02:07:19,177 --> 02:07:20,302
Grešnik.
2421
02:07:21,969 --> 02:07:23,219
Grešnik.
2422
02:07:25,052 --> 02:07:26,344
Grešnik.
2423
02:07:28,011 --> 02:07:29,136
Grešnik.
2424
02:08:17,136 --> 02:08:18,927
Iznenađenje. Iznenađenje. Iznenađenje
2425
02:08:19,094 --> 02:08:20,760
Donio sam nešto...
2426
02:08:20,761 --> 02:08:22,719
Ozbiljno, čovječe,
Baš sam uživao.
2427
02:08:22,927 --> 02:08:24,219
Naježio si me, bogami!
2428
02:08:24,386 --> 02:08:26,969
Kao što je bila njegova karma,
dobio je isti završetak.
2429
02:08:27,344 --> 02:08:30,426
Deepak je imao krivnju u srcu,
pa mu je pružena prilika da se popravi.
2430
02:08:30,427 --> 02:08:34,051
Mordechai je bio divlja životinja,
pa mu je dana životinjska smrt.
2431
02:08:34,052 --> 02:08:36,677
I Bansi, koji je uvijek bio zbunjen,
2432
02:08:37,011 --> 02:08:38,427
morao je poludjeti.
2433
02:08:38,552 --> 02:08:39,469
Foofa.
2434
02:08:39,719 --> 02:08:42,302
Napisao sam samo ono što mi je duša napisala.
2435
02:08:42,969 --> 02:08:44,511
Ali što sad s tim dnevnikom?
2436
02:08:44,636 --> 02:08:45,636
Što učiniti?
2437
02:08:45,927 --> 02:08:47,302
Skupite se svo troje
i napraviti sobu za pisce
2438
02:08:47,469 --> 02:08:49,052
i pisati priče jednu za drugom
2439
02:08:50,011 --> 02:08:51,386
Napišimo priču, Ketu.
2440
02:08:51,594 --> 02:08:53,051
Ketuov Rahuov Meenu.
2441
02:08:53,052 --> 02:08:54,968
Snimit ćemo film
i zaraditi pet kruna
2442
02:08:54,969 --> 02:08:56,261
Joj,
2443
02:08:56,802 --> 02:08:58,010
tko je ovo napisao?
2444
02:08:58,011 --> 02:09:00,011
Trči, Meenu trči,
bit će racija.
2445
02:09:00,927 --> 02:09:01,886
Tko je ovo napisao?
2446
02:09:02,052 --> 02:09:03,218
Tko je natjerao Meenua da pobjegne?
2447
02:09:03,219 --> 02:09:05,177
Upisao sam zatvor u njezinu sudbinu.
2448
02:09:05,302 --> 02:09:07,052
Tko ju je upozorio prije racije.
2449
02:09:07,302 --> 02:09:08,636
Foofa je to sigurno učinio.
2450
02:09:08,761 --> 02:09:11,136
Vole bockati svoje
prst u pticu koja leti.
2451
02:09:13,677 --> 02:09:14,719
Oh zdravo.
2452
02:09:15,511 --> 02:09:16,926
Zašto svi bulje u mene?
2453
02:09:16,927 --> 02:09:18,468
Nisam bio sam u ovoj kući.
2454
02:09:18,469 --> 02:09:20,302
Ketuov Rahuov Meenu.
2455
02:09:22,302 --> 02:09:24,761
Snimit ću tvoj crtani film.
2456
02:09:25,177 --> 02:09:27,885
Što god da se dogodi, što god se dogodi,
što god da se treba dogoditi,
2457
02:09:27,886 --> 02:09:29,552
sve je to unaprijed zapisano.
2458
02:09:29,761 --> 02:09:32,136
Svi mi samo glumimo
iz onoga što je napisano.
2459
02:09:32,302 --> 02:09:36,218
Oh Foofa, moja teta nije udana za tebe,
pa vas molim da prestanete držati predavanja.
2460
02:09:36,219 --> 02:09:39,719
U svijetu punom mržnje i prijevara,
ljubav je jedina stvar.
2461
02:09:40,177 --> 02:09:43,469
Ljubav je jedina stvar koja
može nas sve spasiti od nevolja.
2462
02:09:43,761 --> 02:09:46,427
Da nije bilo ljubavi, svijet
bio bi spaljen do pepela.
2463
02:09:46,636 --> 02:09:49,510
Hej, ali ova priča
još nije završio, zar ne?
2464
02:09:49,511 --> 02:09:51,261
Onda napiši nastavak, draga.
2465
02:09:51,719 --> 02:09:53,926
Započni sljedeći
odakle ova završava.
2466
02:09:53,927 --> 02:09:55,761
I prva scena nastavka,
2467
02:09:55,969 --> 02:10:00,843
Meenu pleše ludo zaljubljeno
s Rahuom, a onda...
2468
02:10:00,844 --> 02:10:02,927
Ajde ti piši, ja odlazim.
2469
02:10:03,261 --> 02:10:04,302
kamo ideš
2470
02:10:06,302 --> 02:10:07,302
Mumbai.
2471
02:10:07,511 --> 02:10:08,552
ali--
2472
02:10:09,094 --> 02:10:10,261
Kad ćemo se sresti, Foofa?
2473
02:10:10,427 --> 02:10:12,677
Nemaš mobitel,
niti dojavljivač.
2474
02:10:12,969 --> 02:10:15,094
- Kako ću razgovarati s tobom?
- Unutarnji glas.
2475
02:10:15,552 --> 02:10:16,677
Biraj ovdje.
2476
02:10:17,302 --> 02:10:18,344
Ja ću odmah doći.
2477
02:10:19,011 --> 02:10:20,386
hajde Napravio si dobar posao.
2478
02:10:20,761 --> 02:10:21,594
Ići.
2479
02:10:24,844 --> 02:10:27,761
šogor,
moramo ići u Mumbai.
2480
02:10:28,302 --> 02:10:29,302
Hajde, šurjače.
2481
02:10:29,594 --> 02:10:31,176
Jedna utakmica je gotova.
2482
02:10:31,177 --> 02:10:32,761
Sada imamo
za početak druge igre.
2483
02:10:33,052 --> 02:10:35,302
Nije to ništa za mene,
Stalno se vraćam.
2484
02:10:35,594 --> 02:10:39,427
Foofa će se pojaviti
u novom ruhu.
2485
02:10:43,386 --> 02:10:44,386
Prihvaćeno.
2486
02:10:45,302 --> 02:10:48,219
Od danas si moj otac
a ja sam tvoj nećak.
2487
02:10:51,302 --> 02:10:52,261
Naravno.
2488
02:10:55,011 --> 02:10:55,802
Ketu.
2489
02:11:03,719 --> 02:11:04,594
Brat!
2490
02:11:04,969 --> 02:11:05,844
Hmm.
2491
02:11:06,511 --> 02:11:08,636
Nisi mi rekao što
dogodit će se nakon toga.
2492
02:11:09,844 --> 02:11:11,386
Što će se dogoditi nakon čega?
2493
02:11:12,261 --> 02:11:15,386
Kad Meenu ludo pleše
zaljubljen u tebe,
2494
02:11:15,969 --> 02:11:17,261
Što će biti nakon toga?
2495
02:11:18,677 --> 02:11:20,011
Nisam o tome razmišljao.
2496
02:11:21,052 --> 02:11:23,761
Trenutno je samo gledam kako pleše.
2497
02:11:57,344 --> 02:11:59,926
Reci, Slava Rahu Ketu.
2498
02:11:59,927 --> 02:12:01,302
Pobjeda im!
2499
02:12:03,219 --> 02:12:05,468
Rahu Rahu Rahu Ketu,
2500
02:12:05,469 --> 02:12:08,302
Ketu Rahu Rahu,
Rahu Rahu Rahu Ketu.
2501
02:12:12,511 --> 02:12:17,177
Korijander, metvica
posijano... posijano... posijano,
2502
02:12:17,427 --> 02:12:22,511
U čudnoj priči,
Svi su izgubljeni
2503
02:12:29,594 --> 02:12:31,926
Nanošenje sline na papir
2504
02:12:31,927 --> 02:12:33,176
Svi su otišli pušiti i napušiti se
2505
02:12:33,177 --> 02:12:34,510
Onda je nastupila glad
2506
02:12:34,511 --> 02:12:35,676
Svi su pali na (hranu) tako
2507
02:12:35,677 --> 02:12:36,761
Kao da je to društvena kuhinja
2508
02:12:36,886 --> 02:12:38,010
Pas unutra
2509
02:12:38,011 --> 02:12:39,260
Je kao majmun
2510
02:12:39,261 --> 02:12:40,510
Pokazuje vratolomije
2511
02:12:40,511 --> 02:12:41,676
Bez ikakvog oklijevanja
2512
02:12:41,677 --> 02:12:42,761
Tjera sve da plešu u potpunosti
2513
02:12:42,886 --> 02:12:44,010
Oduševljava svačija osjetila
2514
02:12:44,011 --> 02:12:45,176
Povećava pohlepu
2515
02:12:45,177 --> 02:12:46,385
Svi su ljubomorni.
2516
02:12:46,386 --> 02:12:47,926
I svi kažu
2517
02:12:47,927 --> 02:12:49,051
Oni jedu vlastitu sudbinu.
2518
02:12:49,052 --> 02:12:51,218
Bio Rahu ili Ketu
2519
02:12:51,219 --> 02:12:53,510
Jači sam od oboje
2520
02:12:53,511 --> 02:12:55,926
Ovaj svijet je moj cirkus
2521
02:12:55,927 --> 02:12:58,551
A ja sam njegov kolovođa
2522
02:12:58,552 --> 02:13:00,635
Bio Rahu ili Ketu
2523
02:13:00,636 --> 02:13:03,260
Jači sam od oboje
2524
02:13:03,261 --> 02:13:05,510
Ovaj svijet je moj cirkus
2525
02:13:05,511 --> 02:13:08,552
A ja sam njegov kolovođa
2526
02:13:27,761 --> 02:13:30,093
Loši planeti, mačka siječe put,
2527
02:13:30,094 --> 02:13:32,426
Karma kaže da sam već bio dobro,
2528
02:13:32,427 --> 02:13:34,676
Uzimanje sušene piskavice,
pomoćnici traže
2529
02:13:34,677 --> 02:13:37,010
Gdje Saturn sjedi u
horoskop sa spakiranom torbom
2530
02:13:37,011 --> 02:13:38,593
Priče iz dnevnika,
2531
02:13:38,594 --> 02:13:39,676
Moj dio,
2532
02:13:39,677 --> 02:13:40,593
Ja pišem sudbinu
2533
02:13:40,594 --> 02:13:42,051
Mljevenjem ljekovitog bilja,
2534
02:13:42,052 --> 02:13:43,135
Opijanje raste,
2535
02:13:43,136 --> 02:13:44,426
Oči su ružičaste,
2536
02:13:44,427 --> 02:13:46,593
Imam ključ sudbine
2537
02:13:46,594 --> 02:13:48,802
Bio Rahu ili Ketu
2538
02:13:48,969 --> 02:13:51,135
Jači sam od oboje
2539
02:13:51,136 --> 02:13:53,635
Ovaj svijet je moj cirkus
2540
02:13:53,636 --> 02:13:56,176
A ja sam njegov kolovođa
2541
02:13:56,177 --> 02:13:58,301
Bio Rahu ili Ketu
2542
02:13:58,302 --> 02:14:00,885
Jači sam od oboje
2543
02:14:00,886 --> 02:14:03,426
Ovaj svijet je moj cirkus
2544
02:14:03,427 --> 02:14:05,843
A ja sam njegov kolovođa
2545
02:14:05,844 --> 02:14:08,219
Glupost samo uzrokuje probleme.
2546
02:14:08,386 --> 02:14:10,510
A dah povećava nemir
2547
02:14:10,511 --> 02:14:12,801
Gdje je brava zahrđala,
2548
02:14:12,802 --> 02:14:15,426
tada se primjenjuje ključ sudbine
2549
02:14:15,427 --> 02:14:17,510
Glupost samo uzrokuje probleme
2550
02:14:17,511 --> 02:14:19,968
A dah povećava nemir
2551
02:14:19,969 --> 02:14:22,301
Gdje je brava zahrđala,
2552
02:14:22,302 --> 02:14:25,552
tada se primjenjuje ključ sudbine